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Once again whoever keeps hexing my husbands work vans…I will find you (ง •̀_•́)ง

Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One of my husbands cousins is having a 50th next month and we don’t talk to her anymore bc her husband is a douche and I’m “someone he doesn’t wish to know” so I can’t wait til we stick to our guns and not go to the party and the family gets mad at us for it 😍

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s such a weird feeling having a good paying job & still having no money for anything fun

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gentoos are one of my favs; this is so important to me

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I really should learn how to use one of the three sewing machines we have in the house bc I want new cute clothes but I’m poor

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Was watching some old SpongeBob yesterday and I never noticed before when squidward was complaining about the Dutchman’s dirty boat, he picked up his jockstrap 💀

Screencap from SpongeBob where Squidward is standing on the Flying Dutchman’s ship and complaining it’s dirty. He is holding up a ghostly jockstrap he found on the floor

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drunk & watching Masters of the Universe and it’s everything I wanted it to be

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t think we talk enough about how insane it was (complementary) that Gaga got Beyoncé to collab that early into her career

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Playing Mario kart with my husband & im about ready to hunt Toad(NPC) for sport

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Husband found a cocktail recipe he wants me to try tonight and it calls for TEN fresh blackberries per drink…en esta economía??

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I want another new Linkin Park album

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Putting our marriage to the test with some Overcooked! and weed

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Savings almost gone cause everything’s so expensive and life won’t give us a break…we’re so close to the American dream of living paycheck to paycheck 😍

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trying to keep an injured Shiba from moving when she fights through her sedatives is something they don’t prepare you for & it’s VERY stressful

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is there anything more embarrassing than having to shit right after someone cleans the bathroom

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This Mr Salt tattoo is itchy AF today I’m going insane

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Finally saw Oh Mary last night and that shit is hilarious — literally anything Cole writes needs to be greenlit STAT

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Y’all…the future is absolutely bleak. My brother was telling me how my niece, who’s in like 5th grade, was saying how in her writing class the teacher literally has them use chatGPT for their essays

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I know I’m only 35 so it’s not like it’s too late but the more time goes on, the more I think I’m perfectly content just being an uncle (even tho I think I’d make a great dad) But one of my besties & one of my SILs are both having kids soon and I’m so excited

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Stewie Griffin: Yay Excited!

ALT: Stewie Griffin: Yay Excited!

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My poor baby is NOT happy about her cone

A Shiba Inu with a wrapped up paw and e-collar cone lying on a couch

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Josh has 2 carnivorous plants and I’m obsessed with seeing all the lil flys they eat

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I love blocking miserable people who complain about someone they supposedly hate every chance they get

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A cat eye and a backless black dress?? We are so back

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hearing the cockroach known as A*******d is planning on playing WoW forever so now I’m doubly excited to play Horde so I can hunt his ilk for sport (if all my friends decide on PvP rules lol)

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

9 games that shaped me! While not necessarily my favs of each franchise, I chose 9 games I have lots of memories of playing while growing up. Ones that really cemented my love for gaming

9 games that shaped who I am template. The games listed include: Mega Man X, Pokemon Red, Warcraft 3, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Ratchet & Clank, Ocarina of Time, God of War, Jim Power in the Lost Dimension, & Doom (‘94)

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Paid off my car this morning - can’t wait for my credit score to drop! 😍

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Started watching Adults & I’m obsessed cause it’s funny af but are current 25yr olds really like this??? Cause I feel like I’m in culture shock while watching lol

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The girls got into a fight yesterday over a treat so we decided to separate them and put them in a timeout — well Mochi decided she didn’t wanna be in the crate and must’ve been pawing hard at the door bc she cut her pad and needs stitches

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🎶 the best time to wear a striped sweater… 🎶

A man stands in front of a mirror wearing a navy and olive stripped sweater and jeans

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We decided on Mr Salt & Mrs Pepper 😊

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sitting at this flash sale waiting for our artist and while looking around I’ve realized I need more leg tattoos

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ignore the ugly middle part my hair is doing and look at this cucumber y’all 🥒

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My husbands tattoo artist is having a 90s cartoons flash sale tmw and they just posted the options & I can’t decide which to get!! 😩

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Been talking pokemon with my coworker and now he’s got me wanting to do a mono bug run of ultra sun

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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 17/09/2026

new cat new cat new cat

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

oomf has one of the biggest asses I’ve ever seen and I want mine to look like that but I’m lazy :/

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Jimmy Carter getting involved with Habitat for Humanity:

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My phones charging port (chussy) has been getting progressively worse where it won’t stay connected to CarPlay so I had to listen to…🤢 the radio..on the way to work today

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There was a lanternfly INSIDE my car while I was driving and I nearly died

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me in HS when I found out my friend had a trampoline:

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Generator broke on my husbands work van again, and I got a tax bill I forgot about so once again that means no fun for us for a bit!

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Help Me, I'm Poor

ALT: Help Me, I'm Poor

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Are they making cars with automatic hazard lights or something nowadays?? I’ve been seeing so many cars using them after braking quickish and then turning them off

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