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The Coward Papa Joe

@iamjoseph.bsky.social
1.6K followers 969 following 20K posts

I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm so bad at making them My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses Banner is my dog Milo He/Him 43. Still a coward

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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3h
Please help me with my cat’s ultrasound on Tuesday morning We are manifesting a miracle I really need help
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Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 3h
ALL THE STATS WE KEEP ARE DUMP STATS
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 12h
Picard's enterprise is carpeted but everybody wears shoes all the time. Weird
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R.C. Murphy @rcmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still no donations this week. I don't know what else to do. All I can ask is that people keep sharing. Maybe a miracle will happen this week.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[P] these are my dogs, they are the best dogs, sorry to all other dogs, I will be taking no questions at this time
One black lab and one golden retriever lying together on the kitchen floor and generally being the best
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Should a space ship that travels at 99% of the speed of light be called a sub light speed ship, a semi light speed ship, or something else?
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need to talk about how ridiculous book prices have become
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Alexander the Fine @alexrineh.art · 28/09/2026
I won an art grant from the city of Bothell to make and run this rpg. The more people who show up to these events, the more likely they are to fund similar projects in the future. Help me spread the word to people in the area?
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's your favorite episode of a television show?
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Doctor Who: Heaven Sent - The Confession Dial
Alt: Doctor Who: Heaven Sent - The Confession Dial
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my current favorite brand of “levity in the face of nightmares” are all the “doing jazz on the way home so we don’t get kidnapped” videos. so many talented people out there. tt by adriennettaylorr
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a disabled person I have a vested interest in keeping civilization going but as a human being with morals and empathy I'm also opposed to the exact civilization under which I currently survive so I hope we can transition to a non-evil based government as soon as possible
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a word that means cowardly Craven sure sounds badass
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi. My name is Joe. I genuinely enjoy fast food. I like Marvel Movies. I think elephants are great You don't have to care about my opinions on art if you don't want to. I don't have any power anyway
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you are dying in the closet it is up to you whether you live
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't like that I've grown up believing it's rude not to respond to people and I can't just nod in text
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just listened to a finance guy trying to describe The Current Situation as delicately as he could while also trying to avoid triggering a panic: "We've got a [pause] unpredictable federal government ... and the policies they're implementing are usually [pause] ... not ... [longer pause] good"
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are a lot of ways to sin and so there should be a lot of ways to demon. Maybe Vognar the Unruly got cast out of heaven for attempted patricide but perhaps Ellax the Unclean just really enjoyed drawning skulls and raising pet pigs
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Halloween If christmas gets two months Halloween deserves at least all of October
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 01/10/2026
like i legitimately hate posting like this but i am down to my last few spendable dollars (i do not use my money that is not in venmo/cashapp/paypal) for anything but bills and rent. as a disabled person. i would love to be able to get like groceries and order food. but i would also like a JOB
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/10/2026
da night trundler trundles again
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My hands hurt from putting a couch cushion back in its pillow case. That's just pathetic
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when it looks like a hand on a big plunger stand Tralfamadore
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/09/2026
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here I am both of those things at once
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Basically being a dude who stands up to his friends, family, colleagues, or strangers to shut down an attack on women is a statistical anomaly Yes such men exist but they're rarer than... gosh. Damn near everything
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the key to being somewhere is when you start planning for your future there and making decisions to benefit your home later
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MashedBex | trying to kick cancer's ass @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PLEASE? i can get the CT scan I need today
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Alba" is a WA State farm worker. "I'm placing ties around the apple tree limbs so they don't get too heavy and break. I worry about my safety since the ladders can get heavy. I have to be careful how I place it to avoid accidents. I earn minimum wage for this work." #WeFeedYou
A farm worker placing ties around the apple tree limbs so they don't get too heavy and break.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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AMR - Alexis Mercedes Rinck @alexis4seattle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Take action now against two harmful initiatives that will be on the Washington ballot in November! You can help by sharing this video, donating to No Hate in Washington State, or telling someone the truth about these initiatives. nohateinwastate.org
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
really struggling rn waiting for the start of the month food stamps if you read this and can help i would be crazy grateful vmo: ellemeff $fionasnapple paypal.me/ellemeff
tabby cat (Prince Caspian) looking out at the resplendent oregon morning
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Honestly we need a tabletop gaming magazine owned and operated by a handful of queer people. The overlap of nerds/queers/marxists makes it ridiculous it doesn't exist
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like to think that any characters who weren’t seen in reality fracture had avoided a life of conflict and strife in the echoverse. Gisa? That wedding dress is still white and she wore it once.
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 28/09/2026
Please send tips And also please manifest my cat doesn’t have cancer This is my wife’s cat and she’s so important to us Please manifest us Please send tips Please help me
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm suprised there wasn't a Supernatural episode where one Winchester is injured so the other has to go hunting with Bobby
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
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Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
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Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, that IS a short connection
Screenshot of a connection time of negative one hour and nine minutes
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm enough of a social outsider I don't actually know what party means as a verb
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bathes are less relaxing when you have to scrub cat poops out of the tub before you can have them
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like having indoor cats because they don't get eaten by coyotes so much and they rarely wipe out native bird populations Also I can pet them and that's nice
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I couldn't tell what side you were taking. Clearly I don't know you well enough to engage with you
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
[An edited comic panel (from Spider-Man and the X-Men #2 (2015)) of the humanoid pterosaur Sauron from X-Men speaking:]
"But I Don't Want To Build A Coalition. I Want To Dunk On The Outgroup"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sysiphus sucked shit and I'm glad he's in Hades's realm
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Florida Georgia Line was the exact moment I checked out of country music
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The Coward Papa Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I listened to that song It's good
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