The Coward Papa Joe
@iamjoseph.bsky.social
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I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm so bad at making them My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses Banner is my dog Milo He/Him 43. Still a coward
![parkchanwoohoo May 28, 2024
I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up
If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm
parkchanwoohoo May 28, 2024
Them: Pelargir prospered further under the reign of the the Ship-kings, and Tarannon Falastur, 12th king of Gondor, built a home there, though Berúthiel, his wife, didn't care for it
Me, sweating: D. Did you know that. That Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe. In that one scene
tricky-pockets (8) May 28, 2024
hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals
parkchanwoohoo May 28, 2024
[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fn7gmsrozrf54vvm2ivgkqbb/bafkreiadxr46vgzostb4tmc6nuccfabga3ylbv4tfjpyo5qie6qfrjnwii)
