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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 18h
More Ogre stuff!
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After seeing endless posts on the importance of “third spaces” I finally found one near me - annndddd it was filled with media illiterate normies who didn’t laugh at my Deltarune references. So yeah, I'll stay ‘terminally online’ - at least until this city has more fandom-friendly pickleball courts
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
here are my top 9 v tubers who shaped me: -baby tittymonster -doopy doop batmom -normal steve -scrungo childbreast -the vtuber formerly known as 'dragonpants' -racehate janice -[unintelligible high pitched squealing] -inugami korone -jungulo succubus, crusader for greater serbia
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Important, final game of the season, ballpark scran update: Puerto Rican-style mojo pork belly poutine
A plastic  bowl designed like a baseball containing the specialty mojo pork belly poutine at the Toronto Blue Jays game 

Some dork is gonna reply "does it come with a defibrillator" shut up man
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confronting My Wife's SELFSHIP #baldursgate3 #yumeshipping
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 25/09/2026
Tim & Eric is better than all 100 of those other shows.
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Might as well do one of these myself
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
watching mr show and I truly think this is the best sketch comedy show ever made my heart belongs to tim and eric but its appeal is so niche that I can't in good conscience say it's the best
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
eating butter chicken
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m existentially serious about this. Every good thing that’s ever happened to you, every convenience you enjoy, the whole universe of little miracles we take for granted in this extremely improbable world of ours… it all exists because someone hoped it would and then made it happen.
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they have hot pockets that are filled with nothing but cheddar cheese and have a cheddar cheese crust and I'm happy to confirm that they whip ass
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Corgi
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨: BAJOOKIELAND HAS ANNEXED BAJONKISTAN Full coverage of the story here: youtu.be/1gnVVgX-T1A
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Computer Rage Marinette, WI
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only thing I know about Macklemore is that tweet where Cliffy B said he was the only mainstream rapper with something to say that he posted like a year after Good Kid mAAd City came out
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell of a day to block a ton of people
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Video games
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
finished onimusha: way of the sword and I'll be damned if it's not the best action game I've played probably since sekiro, hell of a game
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This little old lady caught and threw a squirrel halfway across the yard this morning
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Red Ring of Death @redring-nation.com · 11/09/2023
“Many - perhaps all - of those lives lost on 9/11 were those of gamers. Now that it has been PROVEN that these attacks were orchestrated by the Powers That Be.. it is of utmost importance for us Gamers to elect a Gamer President.” -Shawn Tuckley, 9/11 anniversary post, 2006
Drawing of the cast of Red Ring of Death crying and with their hands on their hearts, with the destroyed World Trade Center towers in between them. The text below reads: "We Gamers never forget. 9/11/06 'All Your Lives Are Belong to Heaven'"
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The video game industry has always been volatile (I published Press Reset in 2021!) but the skeleton key to understanding the current state of things is this: Big games now cost 10x to make what they did 15 years ago but most do not generate even close to 10x the revenue. Simple as that
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Oh... English side ruined. Must use French instructions. 'Le grille'? What the hell is that?"
Season 10 / Episode 19
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Incredibly unsurprising
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Shane Bettenhausen @shanewatch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5 DRINKS to improve your GUT HEALTH FAST 🚀 #guthealth #probiotics #microbiome
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
just learned what chateaubriand is and I'm a little confused, what's the point of cooking a steak between two other steaks?
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My newest chud son
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
doritos technology has advanced to the point they can make them taste exactly like pizza with hot honey on it highly recommended btw
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the fake content warning about the ps3 in the master collection version of mgs 4 is incredibly funny
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My take for today is that The Police are like a top 15 20th Century musical act, that whole 5 album run is super solid, fucking Stewart Copeland, dude
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Really don’t like to mute terms or whatever but I’m about 10 seconds away from muting the name of the Annoying Streamer everyone refuses to shut the fuck up about Talk about shit that matters like the naked chicken chalupa being back at Taco Bell, cmon man
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 25/08/2026
Your ability to make meaningful change in national politics is very limited but your ability to make yourself feel bad about it is endless
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me for 10,000th time: I am a THERIAN. That means animal on the INSIDE, human on the OUTSIDE. The literal OPPOSITE of a furry. My bigot grandson: ok boomer
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
spreadsheet people living just to find emotion charting somewhere in the niiiiiiiight
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
John: Have you bloody tried this McDonald's? I had Big Mac. Paul: It's brilliant! The hamburgers. George: Shakes! Ringo: 🎵oh Hamburger Clown, Hes the hippest bloke in town, he beats his feet down Mulberry street, to feed me meat so brown🎵 John: That would be a good Beatles song!
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
John Stewart fucking that grandma in episode 1 of Lanterns has cemented it as the best live action DC thing of all time
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
clair obscur: expedition 33 is a 6 or 7 out of 10 at best and is largely propped up by people who haven't played a turn based rpg since final fantasy x
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
looking at one of those dumbass "woke rating" websites chuds use and found this about one piece: "2/10 wokeness – pure escapist shonen bliss with epic adventures, unbreakable friendships, and organic diversity, free from DEI changes, politics, or lectures." you know, the manga where this happens
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machine gun corey @nuclearbbq.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
[dog comedian] yall ever hear thunder and hide under the bed? [dog audience] woof woof woof
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
eating corn perfect time for corn, go out and get some
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
blocking an incredible amount of dipshits today, keep it up folks
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
dennis miller as a 9th century skald ivar the boneless's invasion of northumbria was as ill thought out as Thor's plan in the Þrymskviða, babe
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
thanks wikipedia
"Goat sex" redirects here. For the shock site, see goatse dot cx"
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
All I have is this horrible creature
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the promise of ai doesn't live up to the reality because it won't acknowledge that chris claremont is a massive sex pervert
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