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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 1h
the only info about me and not my wife on my account is "prefers premium editions of books and graphic novels" which, correct, this is entirely true
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 2h
reminds me of this classic
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 3h
I gotta get around to The Demon, have heard nothing but good things
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 10h
have gnome rights gone too far
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 10h
Outrage is the only path to post engagement, so let me say that your favorite thing is actually INTENDED FOR BABIES and also there are two weeks left to order a signed hardcover of the new book, then that window closes forever: bit.ly/signmycrab
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Pre-order Signed Copies of There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel by Jason Pargin
Parnassus Books is thrilled to offer our customers the opportunity to pre-order signed copies of There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel: A Novel of Giant Crabs (John Dies at the End #5) by Jason Pargin. This book will be published on November 3rd, 2026.
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 11h
people confuse being engaged with being anxious and accounts like that just feed into it
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
now I'm thinking of some kind of unholy hoyoverse/draftkings crossover app
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good way to get stabbed, playing mahjong
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
except for my new company bombadilcorp we make yellow boots
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
have you ever seen fist of the north star? something like that probably
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they are friends
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh dude I cannot agree here, boss fights are a highlight* *when done well
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Due to a lack of teen-friendly ‘third spaces,’ young people are invading fandoms and ruining them with toxic antishipping - a problem we’ve solved with Teen Tents™! A full acre of third space where kids can be kids instead of leaving unwanted ‘constructive criticism’ on my Dora the Explorer darkfics
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the camel clutch is appropriate for Hanina but I’m afraid you might have to hit Tracey with a 450 frog splash
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the best part of dracula is when he opened his cape and three fireballs came out, then a guy jumped over them and hit dracula in the head with a whip like a hundred times
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I’ll take it tbh
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine how annoying Kurt would be if he was still alive
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes but can you agree with him on bow wow wicka bow wow wicka wicka wicka bow wow wicka bow wow wicka wicka wicka bow wow wicka bow wow wicka wicka wicka COME WITH IT NOW
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
watching crouching tiger hidden dragon for probably the 10th time and this really is one of the best movies ever made even if chow yun fat's bad mandarin accent is extremely distracting
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
interesting resume
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Mattie Electric Air Line @mrbtx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whoa place you love with your whole soul deeply disappoints you in a way that means things burn? yeah it sucks ass but you still gotta live like you can make tomorrow better
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
eating panda express for the first time in years and I gotta say: it's pretty good for what it is it's better than my local american chinese place which is run by two of the nicest people imaginable but is calibrated to the tastes of the whitest people imaginable (small town kentuckians)
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that bit in the third mission where the music kicks in towards the middle is insane
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the part where they perform the entirety of MF DOOM's seminal album MM FOOD is great though
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he's a dang hunk that's why
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not me I am a geinus
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ordered that special edition, can’t wait
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
given that it's bandcamp friday, i'm going to officially announce that my new album, COMEDY, comes out on 10.23.26 and you can pre-order it RIGHT NOW on bandcamp! you can also pre-order the vinyl on my official store! my first ever vinyl! both links here: linktr.ee/hotdad love y'all
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still followed by @turkeybeaver
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus lady, calm down
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The public yearns for the return of the Taco Bell volcano taco
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah I loved the hell out of it
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ace combat 8 feels like someone reached back in time to 2010, grabbed a design doc, and spent $50 million dollars making it insanely good looking, what a fucking video game
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sly stallone: rambo 2, rocky 2
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should learn to eat whole bananas, goddamn it! The younger generations are SOFT
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
blinx the time sweeper 3 would get them there
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone has to stick up for MGP's mortal enemy: sea lions
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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺。˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 01/10/2026
HQ upload of the song/video de la soul and double did for parappa the rapper 2 just landed lfg youtu.be/g-M9erQo0P0
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Say ''I Gotta Believe!'' - De la Soul feat. DOUBLE Music Video
YouTube video by AndysSeveredHead
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I only recognize rocktober tyvm
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dame @dame.is · 01/10/2026
i got ratioed (complimentary), the quotes on this are worth checking out 🤍
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
listening to steven seagal's reggae song about walking around the beach and accosting women and I think we might have hit a societal nadir
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we should do the sensible thing and nominate michael avenatti
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Swear to god I read that as “Emeril investment” and was like I mean yeah we don’t kick it up a notch like we used to but idk he’s not THAT bad
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More Ogre stuff!
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
buddy I went to high school in rural kentucky and rocked a barack obama campaign shirt to lunch one day, the level of hatred I have for republicans based on that one day can probably power a mid sized city
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After seeing endless posts on the importance of “third spaces” I finally found one near me - annndddd it was filled with media illiterate normies who didn’t laugh at my Deltarune references. So yeah, I'll stay ‘terminally online’ - at least until this city has more fandom-friendly pickleball courts
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you think about it street fighter 2 was a live service game but you had to pay full price for the patches
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doof @iamdoof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All of the signs and billboards in the new one are so well done, Remedy has godlike graphic designers on staff
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