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I am Desereé

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Cute, with my cute hubs and my cute kids and my cute pets trying to live a cute life before it all burns down 🔥

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 9m
“chata chat chat chata chata chat chat” sung to: open.spotify.com/track/3jagJC...
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Work It
Missy Elliott · Under Construction · Song · 2002
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 12m
Oh shit, when is today again? 
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This corporate baddie is feeling severe overwhelm.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I liked it during Covid when people would carry their laptops around their house and you’d get a tiny peek into their world.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wowwww www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCrin...
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From the TikTokCringe community on Reddit: Thirty-plus years later, and nothing has changed at Cornell.
Explore this post and more from the TikTokCringe community
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When every moment is a crisis, your whole life is maxxing! Did we use that right?
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooh! This reminds me that I have ice cream in the freezer!
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look at you jeef chatting in the 3rd grade Group Me chat.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now that I put my teeth whitening trays in, I wonder if I could sleep. I was betting the ‘roids would win but now I don’t know!
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck I needed this fucking jeef. Monday went hard!
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jeefing and watching my birds. #thisis41
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Daddy issues” are a symptom of being a daughter of a man that hates women. Lots of men hate women which is why it’s so prevalent.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/10/2026
it’s simple all I have to do is realize my potential and boom problems solved
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My new favorite gif for all the haters out there #ccyouknowme
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Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel
ALT: Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nigella doesn’t like the strange frilly things…
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Old man with the mayonnaise!!! Best cake here!
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nigella and Paul are good together!
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A drag queen in a happy triad?? That’s new! GBBO
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The young hot brown one. GBBO
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Go Molly!
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh noooooooooooo
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The sassy gay character eye f***ing Paul Hollywood was not on my bingo card!
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I always love the old man character on GBBO
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rewarding myself with alone time, jeef, GBBO, chocolate and sour cream and onion chips. And the coldest water known to man.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ITS A ROADSHOW PEOPLE. you know it’s a big deal when ITS A ROADSHOW.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so humid outside that even though I was sitting outside and it wasn’t raining YET my hair still looks wet
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When the marketer becomes the marketed.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m leveling up yall.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get a promotion
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get a promotion
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I realize I’m great at projects than take less than a year.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi Arnold
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I lost my hustle.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think we will be able to put some money into savings this month 🤞🤞 feels like a little luxury.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah, flood watch. Don’t tempt me with a good time Weather App!
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just made up a song about hydrogen peroxide so I wouldn’t forget to put it on the grocery list.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TIL: the NBC Nightly News theme was composed by John Williams.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could go back to my only news outlet being a single hour of TV, NBC nightly news, that I might overhear as I’m playing in my grandparents living room.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He wishes he knew you
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn if it really rains for the next 5 days I will be a fucking delight.* * Cannot guarantee 100% mood adherence
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haven’t felt cute in a hot minute. Maybe a change in all seasons will help.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
High functioning, high achieving, high and tired.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jury duty as a form of relaxation?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Follow the heartbeat of the cicadas Between memories Far and near. Slip between the memory streams Through the rhythmic earthen thrum Connect with the earth And yourself.
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cicadas are the heartbeat of summer
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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like rubbing your eyeballs so hard it turns white inside is probably not good right?
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