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💀capitan jeefham💀

@iamtito.bsky.social
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thoughts aren’t real. dad. trophy husband. idiot.

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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hi im a dumdum and my favorite team is the dallas coqboys
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NewStrainSunday: Jedi Blunt Plug. The force is inside you.
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
slurp the turp
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
adderal and nothing to focus on is crazy wdym im just gonna be making blue steel faces all day
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
death metal saturday
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You remind me of myself before I got trapped in an antique clock
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mood
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Homer Simpson Spinning
ALT: Homer Simpson Spinning
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the adhd mind forgets and remembers everything everywhere all at once memory is a suppressed fourth dimension of thoughts that only reveals itself only after a manchurian trigger
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
do birds sing on key?
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the most insufferable person you know is copy/pasting their personality from the second most insufferable person you know and together, they're building an army of married men who hate their wives for the sole purpose of feeling anything at all
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handjob jones @handjobjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the most insufferable person you know is copy/pasting their personality from the second most insufferable person you know and together, they're building an army of married men who hate their wives for the sole purpose of feeling anything at all
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
catch thirty three
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a d h deeznuts
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you hardware store mad scientist guy
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no mames
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tryna manifest the good despite the bad
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
godfuck I hate adhd cuz wym I sat down and now a whole hour disappeared
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
aocdontbeweird.gif
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the price of a better life is a bullet in the back
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mona jeefa
Mona Lisa smokin that dank
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
unlocked a new dad level mowed the lawn after a cross state road trip
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bert simpsom mode
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You ever get so high you just make up words? Me neither. JEEF.
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
jeef
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
greg sabbath can’t mosh
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
loll what are the boys even doing
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf how does that even happen peanut punch pass
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
💿🐑
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
starlink more like starstink amirite
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wingstop dorsnt want my money I guess
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what how I though the lions were up 24-0 what in the hook em happened
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SIX FOOT SEVEN THREEHUNDRED THIRTYFIVE POUNDS JESUS CHRIST
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
kings of leon bridges
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
pirate bandana cowboy hat
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hookem
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that mf doesn’t even qb dem boyz
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the mueruodivergent urge to bark like a dog at cars driving through the alley
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Newest strain: Cheney Pebbles 911 in(side)dica(job) Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams, but it can torch this blunt
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
beef milk jeef milf
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
43% jeefed
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#NewStrainSunday: NFL Sunday Ticket You will spend the day on the couch, eating snacks and occasionally cheering.
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
etid all day rip andy williams
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TRAIN!
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One dads hot morning coffe is the same dads afternoon iced coffee is the same dads forgotten attempt to skeet about coffe at a time when people normally drink coffee is the same dads night skewt about coffee
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Do that thing I like where you delete your Twitter account.
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Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.com · 04/09/2026
Kid: “How come we can’t see forever into space?” Me: “Honey, please just finish putting the markers away.”
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
gettin yarly
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
aocdontbeweird.gif
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
garbage
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