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British friend: I got a flat recently. Me: Did you change it yourself? Bf: change what? I bought a flat. Me: we pay to get rid of flats. Bf: why am I listed as “Bf” in this post? I told you I am not your boyfriend and we’re not dating! Me: fine I will change it Jerkface: thanks

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why would I ever need a barcode on how to follow me on bluesky!?

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I cannot be well. Well’s are deep.

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A private equity firm and a leech are very similar. They're both bloodsucking parasites, but the leeches are actually useful to society.

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

bro you bring a trick deck and dime store magician shit up to the pub you will feel the wrath of my standard card deck magic card tricks I promise you

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

HELL ANSWERS TO ME…FOR I AM…DOOM!! CHILLS STRAIGHT UP CHILLS!!! Cannot wait!!!!!

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

One of my favorite online interactions 😂💀

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

IRS is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon! somebody bring this to the attention of Trump.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

yesterday, it really was TACO Tuesday

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Art of the deal is the friends we make along the way.

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Praise be to Allah on Easter morning. Lmao can’t wait for Christians to spin this.

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James Longhurst @jameslonghurst.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Seven-word death punch

A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

People who voted for this just cannot wait to come to work right after getting covid.

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

“Alexa, whats the temperature in the house?” “Mouse doesn’t support that.”

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

You’re depressed while Donna Kelce is in middle of home renovation? You sick f*ck

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

*People dying in middle east* American media: “This will impact gas prices 😔😢”

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

In several rounds of intense negotiations, Tehreran was unable to match the bribes to the Trump family offered by its regional rivals Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE.

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

He warned everyone but no one was listening.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

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James Mellor @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

This script is so overused at this point. Republican War Party!

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Anti War President is Antiwaring, everyone! Fantastic job!

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.

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WATCH: Trump, EPA's Zeldin announce end of scientific basis for U.S. action on climate change

The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressiv...

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

seriously are groceries cheap yet?

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Can't wait to hear how this is deeply un-American

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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

The super bowl halftime show shouldn't feature the most famous artist on the planet. Instead they should have chosen someone with broader appeal, such as my great grandpa's favorite 1920s musician

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I am ready to be sent to a retirement home asap.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Biden’s mangling of a few words was a major story. Trump’s public descent into full-blown dementia is not.

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