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Burt Jarvis

@iamburtjarvis.bsky.social
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Link to my posts published in NY Times, Playboy, WashPo and Circuit City Circular: tinyurl.com/mr359zmu Enjoyer of @biskercrispy.bsky.social’s Elevator Buttons

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmfao, I am definitely voting republican, baby! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
One of my favorite online interactions 😂💀
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It is very real lmao
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
He warned everyone but no one was listening.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Damnit Obama!
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This script is so overused at this point. Republican War Party!
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I am ready to be sent to a retirement home asap.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Antartica over here. All the Celsius cans in my car exploded 😠
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Jerome daddy 😍
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Internet circa 2026.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A.I. not always bad.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No joke, that is the only comment on that Twitter post because replies are locked LMFAO
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
grok disrespectful to supreme leader smh
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Australian in 2020: “Oh Naur I have-“
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Covid year Trump had some bangers.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I hate this app.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Nahtzee website is about to remove DM rooms!
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I miss when White House…y’know what never f-cking mind 👍
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
“frequent victories in golf events”
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Reverse crisis in what??
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is fine.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
CAN HE STOP BEING HILARIOUS? LMFAOOOOOOOIOOO
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Suck my duck, Elon!
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It’s gonna happen soon…
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Goodbye, Elmo. You…”red”…communist piece of sh*t!
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is good and legal 👍
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Capitalism breeds innovation!
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Tacobell couldn’t possibly be prepared for the barrage of orders i’m about to send their way. I’m not paying the installments either. Send my food order to collections, it will be hilarious!
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
DOGE.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
me when they tell me I have to be “green” on Teams all the time during the work shift:
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Saw this Pop news and immediately thought of Zoosha tweet lmfao. I cannot stop laughing. Only difference is I’m 34! 😂
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Idea: Clean coal powered Tesla! DEI Free 🙅🏾‍♂️ Manufactured in the USA 😍 🇺🇸
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This is crazy! He got our childhood fantasy fulfilled.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
DEI is their new N-word 😂 All we can do is laugh.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Small price to pay for getting rid of all DEIs. Thank you, King Musk and Special Counsel Donald.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Still the funniest reply I’ve ever seen:
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
White House will be right back after these messages. For commercial free experience, please sign up for White House+.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
So much winning!
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Can you spot these in the image? 1. A leader. 2. Russian Asset. 3. Russian Asset’s p*ssy, chicken sh*t lap dog.
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Someone on Twitter said Zoom in. Lmaoooooo
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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Genius mind like that belongs on Mars. We are wasting his talent on this Woke mind virus riddled earth :(
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