andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the new york times will not rank Entourage as the best TV show of the 21st century because they are cowards 010
Reposted by andyKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Didn’t we just get mad at Sydney Sweeney for using her huge tits to promote football? Smdh 5689296
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026has nithya promised to fix the bump on silver lake blvd in front of 7-11 020
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026episode of It's Always Sunny called "The Gang Gets Experienced" and it's an immaculate 35mm concert film of the Jimi Hendrix Experience that nobody knew about previously 010
Reposted by andyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Don't ever agree to let someone "swindle" you. it's just a different word for scam.. 1138033
Reposted by andyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/06/2025It's called the while west because it happened a while ago 201556254
Reposted by andyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It's too bad the Age of Discovery is over. I just found something 1354472
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i agree on principle that huck finn is worthy of being taught but realistically if i were a high school teacher i would probably avoid the book with a ton of racial slurs because it would be a huge pain in the ass that i don't want to deal with 040
Reposted by andyutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 20/04/2025Hey siri how to sustain 5 modelos feeling forever 427719
Reposted by andyRyan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench 16681115
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i think if they brought back crystal pepsi right now they could make it a hit 110
Reposted by andybengameplan @bengameplan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026there should be a halftime show at concerts where they play football 062
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026coal miners love digging coal, that’s why there are so many folk songs about how fun it is to dig coal, how they love doing it 120
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026absolutely no chance kamala wins a primary so it’s a moot point 030
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026ross was my favorite member of the right wing columnist wack pack and the truth is i will miss him the way howard stern's audience missed hank the angry dwarf 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026the most vain and petty people i have ever met have been academics so i am not surprised by emily wilson’s review at all 110
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026this is the biggest reason i like living in big cities. i value the food / culture / jobs etc but mostly i just like having more Places To Go 130
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026getting mad at cables for being tangled. raising my voice at them 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026toaster oven (good, honest, in tune with the oneness of all things) vs microwave (evil, technofascist, corrupt) 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i knew a security guard in florida who was from new york and referred to himself as a “9/11 first responder” because he was a security guard in new york during 9/11. not at the towers or anywhere near them 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026i think cigs are back because, besides being fun to smoke, they also kill you. sort of a two for one 030
Reposted by andyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/06/2026everyone else in the world always says, "new york city will never be a major metropolitan area situated along the eastern seaboard! never!!!" and every morning we wake up and prove them all wrong 231324116
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026playing fallout 4 again and killing every synthetic human i encounter 030
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026(after getting humiliated by my pokemon rival yet again) smell ya later, loser! 020
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026right wing guys always do this, they start a joke and then get so excited that they start adding more stuff in the middle of the joke until it doesn’t make sense 030
Reposted by andyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that 252069149
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026even if AI really does take over the world, being able to write on your own will become like driving stick, or knowing how to operate a telegraph machine, or starting a fire without matches. in other words it will be very cool 020
Reposted by andyceej @ceej.online · 20/05/2026one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway 7258811531
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026the craziest part is that this is actually the first time a prestigious literary award has ever been given to shitty writing. and never before has vapid nonsense appeared in the pages of a storied lit mag such as granta 050
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026not the best outing but he’ll study the tape and make adjustments 030
Reposted by andyChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/05/2026*finishing up taking a shit* get behind me satan 0204
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026if your goal is to stay out of politics why don’t you shut the fuck up 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026BREAKING: Federal income tax now optional in California 040
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026dawkins invented the word “meme” and sure he’s corny now but we should show some respect for an old head imo 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026i understand it's not just about sex / not all these men are heterosexual etc but it's still worth asking, do women really find these jacked up testosterone bros attractive? the hottest women i know have skinny, corny ass boyfriends and husbands 020
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026my vision: now that millennials are the largest generation, we should take a cue from boomers and begin a cultural reich. we should be going to farmers markets. we should be listening to peter bjorn and john. we should be reading pretentious books. by "we" i mean everyone whether they like it or not 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026ultimately ozempic is going to lead to a reduction in Big Guys. i just think we need to be ready for that 020
