andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i’m starting to suspect jack smith doesn’t like or respect the people actively trying to put him in prison 000
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026scientist: this new species of shrimp does a little dance! what should we call it other scientist, visibly aroused: 020
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the new york times will not rank Entourage as the best TV show of the 21st century because they are cowards 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my infant son is a native angeleno and he keeps calling me a “fucking transplant” and telling me to “go back to florida” 0180
Reposted by andyKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Didn’t we just get mad at Sydney Sweeney for using her huge tits to promote football? Smdh 5689296
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026has nithya promised to fix the bump on silver lake blvd in front of 7-11 020
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026episode of It's Always Sunny called "The Gang Gets Experienced" and it's an immaculate 35mm concert film of the Jimi Hendrix Experience that nobody knew about previously 010
Reposted by andyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Don't ever agree to let someone "swindle" you. it's just a different word for scam.. 1138033
Reposted by andyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/06/2025It's called the while west because it happened a while ago 201556254
Reposted by andyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It's too bad the Age of Discovery is over. I just found something 1354372
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i agree on principle that huck finn is worthy of being taught but realistically if i were a high school teacher i would probably avoid the book with a ton of racial slurs because it would be a huge pain in the ass that i don't want to deal with 040
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026writing one of these and it’s “i was the guy who posted vore on the hard drive account” 010
Reposted by andyRyan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench 16687116
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i think if they brought back crystal pepsi right now they could make it a hit 110
Reposted by andybengameplan @bengameplan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026there should be a halftime show at concerts where they play football 062
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026coal miners love digging coal, that’s why there are so many folk songs about how fun it is to dig coal, how they love doing it 120
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026absolutely no chance kamala wins a primary so it’s a moot point 030
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026damn this totally happened to me. i would cry when i found a toy at the back of my closet i hadn’t played with in a while because i felt so bad for it 020
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026ross was my favorite member of the right wing columnist wack pack and the truth is i will miss him the way howard stern's audience missed hank the angry dwarf 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026if you are surprised, you haven’t seen how academics react when someone else writes about the same topic they write about 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026the most vain and petty people i have ever met have been academics so i am not surprised by emily wilson’s review at all 110
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026this is the biggest reason i like living in big cities. i value the food / culture / jobs etc but mostly i just like having more Places To Go 130
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026house is a medical show but it’s also a batshit insane show 000
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026this shit just reminds catholics of the most annoying guy from their church 000
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026getting mad at cables for being tangled. raising my voice at them 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026toaster oven (good, honest, in tune with the oneness of all things) vs microwave (evil, technofascist, corrupt) 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i knew a security guard in florida who was from new york and referred to himself as a “9/11 first responder” because he was a security guard in new york during 9/11. not at the towers or anywhere near them 010
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026i think cigs are back because, besides being fun to smoke, they also kill you. sort of a two for one 030
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026reporter asking if there are other gods besides allah and trump getting mad and calling them a disgrace for even asking 324920
Reposted by andyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/06/2026everyone else in the world always says, "new york city will never be a major metropolitan area situated along the eastern seaboard! never!!!" and every morning we wake up and prove them all wrong 231324116
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026playing fallout 4 again and killing every synthetic human i encounter 030
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026i don’t like AI but for some reason i like this, i like picturing it with my mind 000
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026(after getting humiliated by my pokemon rival yet again) smell ya later, loser! 020
andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026right wing guys always do this, they start a joke and then get so excited that they start adding more stuff in the middle of the joke until it doesn’t make sense 030
Reposted by andyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that 252069149
