Reposted by @hyme.bsky.social
MY SON ASKED IF SANTA WAS REAL. I SAID NO. I SAID THE GIFTS WERE FROM ME. I SAID NOTHING IS FREE. HE NODDED. HE WENT TO HIS ROOM. HE CAME BACK WITH A RECEIPT BOOK. HE HAS BEEN INVOICING ME FOR HUGS SINCE NOVEMBER. I OWE HIM $340. I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER. I CANNOT AFFORD HIM
