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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can't debate stupid.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Text which says "I've just seen a dead centipede a hundred feet in the air."
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Easily the worst theory of any contestant
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The real fess here is that you need YouTube assistance in order to put up a shelf.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is not strictly correct. Elements might be considered, for example if the job as states hours, location, etc that are later contested. But the job ad itself is not part of the contract.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I respectfully disagree. I've spent 20 years running recruiting teams for large companies hiring tens of thousands of people, and in my experience this will be a net cost save for most companies.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Other regions will follow in time I think as there are obvious benefits to greater transparency.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good news: the EU pay transparency directive means that employers will have to do this, with most countries rolling this out by mid 2027. So not long to wait. Many companies are already doing this as it's considered best practice.
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is right on…….
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thanks will check it out
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Check out Ogmios school of Zen motoring on YouTube for a bit of road rage relief
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Party that wants to retrospectively change rules so as to remove migrants also says retrospective rules on party funding are "dictatorship tactics".
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He caught you and charged you appropriately.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I came here to say the same. It absolutely boggles my mind that that 4% exist.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The United States experienced higher cumulative excess mortality and total per-capita COVID-19 death rates than the United Kingdom during the pandemic
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Could also include the selfish people who drive motorbikes or modified cars that have deafening engines. Automatic 13 points on the licence and a public flogging for good measure.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Agree re: the biased reporting but if you were stupid enough to put your life savings into the IPO then you deserve to be poor.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That montage on the BBC of the world Cup highlights was amazing #WC2026
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 18/07/2026
One more and we keep the Bayeux Tapestry!
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Agree but it gives players an equal chance at the golden boot even if they miss the final, so there’s that
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Because, if she wasn’t Tory leader, she would move to Reform.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is he still pro free speech? It’s hard to keep up sometimes.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
All MPs' outside earnings by party: The Conservatives come out top at 66% of total earnings from second jobs, while Reform (with just eight MPs) account for 20%, and Labour (with 400+) just 7%. But taking into account their size, Reform has by far the highest outside earnings per MP of any party.
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Party	MPs	Seat share	Earnings share	Index relative to party size (earnings ÷ seats)	Approx. avg. per MP
Reform UK	8	1.2%	20%	16×	£275,000
Conservative	117	18%	66%	3.7×	£62,000
Labour	403	62%	7%	0.1×	£1,900
Other parties*	122	18.8%	7%	0.4×	£6,300
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 26/06/2026
All the people who are saying it's too expensive to tackle climate change today are the same people who twenty years ago said that climate change wasn't really happening
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That’s libellous!
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This makes no sense. You can make a perfectly good cup of tea using warm water from the tap. Then it’s ready to drink without having to wait for it to cool down.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I must say, some of you are getting mightily carried away considering I haven’t yet decided whether I will throw my hat into the ring. #PrimeMinister #Coronation
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Bring it on! I’d quite welcome the $300bn settlement when they ‘win’
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Correct. They should also have done the same with Brexit and the Tories but failed spectacularly to do so.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You can invest a SIPP (self invested pension) pot in whatever you like, such as bonds. Most pension providers also offer different investment plans depending on risk tolerance. Absolutely nobody is making you invest in crypto, meme stocks etc.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ian 5A is perhaps the only man capable of making this World Cup palatable. He’s literally (almost) world class
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
How’s this bad boy for a tree of the day @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social ?? Taken on Goodwood golf Course,Sussex
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sweep the leg.
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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Tell me you studied mime without telling me you studied mime
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Chris Heilmann @codepo8.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
When ChatGPT calls you Shirley instead of your real name, check if your phone is in airplane mode.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I seem to recall Charles was allowed to deposit a bin liner full of cash at Coutts. These laws are only applied to poor or brown people. Move along, nothing to see here
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
That last paragraph is just incredible. Especially when you think it’s from someone who bought her home 34 years ago for a fraction of a fraction of what she’s trying to sell it for.
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#COYS gotta be a Tel winner today. It’s the hope that kills you!
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Dangerous, disingenuous fools #reform
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Left: Reform UK's James Orr, "Nigel Farage has never said that the NHS should be anything other than free at the point of delivery" #BBCQT Right: Nigel Farage calling for an insurance based NHS
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
PHP?
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HumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Devoid of ethical standards, humility and respect.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Giant honeybees (Apis dorsata) synchronize thousands of abdomens in a wave to repel hornets from their nest
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