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@hughsky.bsky.social
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i am 29 i am bisexual i am Melbourne @Hughgriffin2 from twitter

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Almost accidentally let slip to an acquaintance that out of all the places I house sit for, their parents house is definitely the best for bringing strangers over to have sex with
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I liked one of my mutuals nudes and now 90% of my discover feed is gay porn
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Guess who dug her way under the house when I wasn't looking only to get spooked so I had to go under and get her out
My friend's Beagle/Bloodhound that I've been looking after
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
What horror movies are people watching for October?
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Do you think my friend's dad minds that I keep walking around his house in sweatpants with no underwear on?
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
There needs to be some kind of niche between monogamy and polyamory because I am a slut but I'm also very tired
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Man I am so burnt out on looking after other people's dogs. I am cursed to be really good with dogs but actually a cat person
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Anyway here's a recent-ish photo of me in my natural state
It's me on a sunny garden bench with a tree in the background and a little dog in my lap
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Twitter is constantly breaking and crashing my phone (plus all the Nazis) so I think I'm going to make more of an effort to post here more
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I know I'm under the weather atm because I tend to suddenly and completely lose the ability to thermoregulate when I'm sick
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Twitter's down again so here I am
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Couldn't think of a more apt way to show the neoliberal decay of star trek more than how when Section 31 was introduced in the 90s the idea of a secret CIA organisation within Starfleet was a betrayal of the fundamental ideals of the setting and they were treated as antagonists. (Cont.)
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Had a good hair day yesterday
Classic style bathroom mirror selfie of me
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
It's pretty cute how Eva and Tilly kiss through the fence
Eva the alpaca craning her head down to Tilly the West Highland Terrier's level so Tilly can pick her through the fence
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I believe I promised alpaca photos
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Things are going well on twitter
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Back in padiemelon country
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I should probably pack for my flight tomorrow hey
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Sneaking in a chance to wear a big jumper again
It's me in a bathroom mirror selfie wearing a big yellow jumper and blue jeans
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 22/12/2024
Even for #melbourneweather this week is bananas It’s currently 13°C.
Weekly weather
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
This is my notice I'm giving to opt in for alpaca pics while I'm down at my parent's place in a couple of days
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
This is how I looked today, it was a good day until it wasn't Now I'm going to play stalker call of Pripyat untill I forget about everything (might take a while)
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Now that my hair is the longest it's ever been I really want to wade through some neck deep water and have it float behind me
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the possibility that love is not enough @rhena.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Simultaneously almost completely nonverbal today but also I want attention. my trials. my tribulations.
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
A good article imo Where it went wrong for Gen Z men: a Gen Z man’s perspective theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
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Where it went wrong for Gen Z men: a Gen Z man’s perspective - The Shot
Alt-right grifters are playing chess while progressive movements are writing academic papers on the theoretical possibility of making a checkers move.
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My favourite game and one of the best pieces of introspection on the setting of star wars (Knights of the Old Republic 2) is blatantly unfinished. Sometimes ideas and delivery transcend Content
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
just because milkshakes once brought the boys to the yard does not mean milkshakes are the most potent boy-bringing bait. what the boys truly crave is a hearty beef stew
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Gamers that skip all cutscenes in their first playthrough are dangerous and must be stopped at all costs.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/12/2024
BLUE SKY STATLER: Is this supposed to be a joke? What do you mean by that? BLUESKY WALDORF: If it's meant to be a joke, it's in pretty bad taste! (the two of them sit in total silence)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/12/2024
real problem i'm calling "Riff Collapse" lately where you make a little joke about something and people just use it as an opportunity to give you their little take about the thing you're riffing on.......a fragile riff ecology is at stake here
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Guess who wasn't paying enough attention while he was shaving
It's me with a bandaid on my face
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF
 IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT 
old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
These two divas serving absolute face in Tokyo Vice
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/12/2024
me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
This is why I love The Thing so much. All the characters act pretty much realistically to their situations. Nothing feels like it happens purely to move the plot along, it's about characters learning about the monster more and reacting to that information (and occasionally going mad with paranoia)
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Oh! I had slightly more money than I thought I did! That never happens!
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Speed running the Christmas breakdown by flying down to see my parents on the 24th and then back up in under a week. I think if I hustle I can still fit the normal amount of misery in though
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Tawny frogmouth just flew over my head. Hell yeah
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
feels like an infinite supply of orange juice would really help soften the blow of existing in this time and place, you know?
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Always love this! Love having a little digital digit to poke stuff with
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Max @mad-max.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
This'll be me in about a week or two. Prepare for dog pics
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Non-binary people should culturally appropriate Lederhosen as a mass movement
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return of sleepy cowboy @hughsky.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Some sins not even god has the power to forgive
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