Reposted by HTTP Status 451Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188266080
Reposted by HTTP Status 451The Verge @theverge.com · 31/12/2025Killing in the name of… nothingbuff.lyThe year politics became brainrotYou don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight. 14650144
Reposted by HTTP Status 451SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 25/12/2025twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there….. 6978402186
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 11/09/2025a bygone era or still relevant 1519821
Reposted by HTTP Status 451dame @dame.is · 12/09/2025there’s so much happening right now that i somehow missed the fact that Nepal is in turmoil and Gen Z of Nepal are naming new interim government leaders via a Discord server www.semafor.com/article/09/12/2025/… 319558
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 13/08/2025I ❤️ WINDOWS UPDATE 500+ SYNCUPDATE QUERIES AND COUNTING DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL IVE INSTALLED THESE CABINET FILES 88312
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Kale Chip 🐟 @seafoodchip.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I think I’ve peaked 31443413
Reposted by HTTP Status 451CELPHASE @celphase.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Excited to reveal, I'm working on the mascot redesign for @xeiaso.net @techaro.lol's Anubis! 1539866
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 10/03/2025Happy mario day, here's a tribute to my favorite plumber! 1238141
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 16/03/2025They're forcing me to reinvent the wheel because the first time they invented the wheel they locked it behind closed doors and also built it for Microsoft Fucking Windows 013127
Reposted by HTTP Status 451The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain 201147182872
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Trav Guy / 🎂 Birthday 10/21 🎂 @thattravguy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Pride Flag but it's made up of unedited Ultrakill screenshots 3937541176
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 26/02/2025how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost 2636321481
Reposted by HTTP Status 451だてめがね @datemagame.bsky.social · 17/02/2025パンクファッションたん #VOICEROID #東北きりたん 112037
Reposted by HTTP Status 451tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 25/02/2025Wearing a hat crashes the game (we fixed it) Tomorrow we start testing Playstation 5 497149381313
Reposted by HTTP Status 451tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 18/02/2025We implemented Pluey. 903214234636
Reposted by HTTP Status 451maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 25/02/2025the best artist youve ever see on twitter posts like three perfect pieces a day tagged "rkgk", has an unidentifiable low res jpeg as a profile picture and a username like df23j2r332cj233jc3cd and no you wont ever find them again 9919195
Reposted by HTTP Status 451f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025i miss weird japanese box cars please bring them back 1923520
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 19/01/2025the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement 375216773231
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Polyhex @polyhex.games · 19/01/2025People need to take more inspiration from bad games and I'm 100% serious 3485473
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 15/01/2025discord when you open the rich kid's nitro profile 101751646
Reposted by HTTP Status 451f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 14/01/2025THE YAPDOLLAR PROPECHY WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG XIAOHONGSHU 1019022
Reposted by HTTP Status 451onion person @junlper.beer · 11/01/2025jeffery epstein killed himself too soon, all he would’ve had to do was going on joe rogan, come out against ‘wokeness’, be pro-trump and a bunch of conservatives no different than clapping seals would start worshipping him 925969643
Reposted by HTTP Status 451ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 04/01/2025author has severe untreated adhd so pls kindly just swerve ur vehicle around any plot holes 71534376
Reposted by HTTP Status 451JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025opened X the everything app and was immediately met with a promoted thread with 7k reposts investigating the government's death fog (the fog that kills you, sent by the government) 1834522416
Reposted by HTTP Status 451The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑 @greatestbkfacts.bsky.social · 01/01/2025 016019
Reposted by HTTP Status 451wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate 211227613031
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 28/12/2024Calling someone "overly sensitive": - bad - favors negative feelings - makes them sound weak, like a child Saying someone is "powered by the Emotion engine": - good - incorporates all possible feelings - makes them sound strong, like the PS2 111333401
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Dark @dark.ski · 28/12/2024ip is such a really funny protocol because linux doesn't actually care about how it gets its packets as long as they're valid you could probably send them over a pair of midi cables using sysex messages and the kernel simply would not care 111839
Reposted by HTTP Status 451hailey @hailey.at · 27/12/2024turning a big dial taht says "trolling" on it and constantly looking back at HR for approval like a contestant on the price is right 21476
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Mischief cats @mischiefcats.bsky.social · 25/12/2024What a cute name 🩷 1138021376
Reposted by HTTP Status 451onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat 626064771
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Aesthetics @aestheticspost.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Purple sunset. 262194731534
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024SIMPLY HAVING A 10934846510809
Reposted by HTTP Status 451Jeff Geerling @jeffgeerling.com · 13/12/2024Modder successfully hacks missing M.2 slot into Pi 500: www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2024/pi... 1628328
Reposted by HTTP Status 451onion person @junlper.beer · 12/12/2024my guilty pleasure is continuing to use twitter to follow insane Qanon accounts that make posts like this one. genuinely brightens my day seeing shit like this knowing how many people alive are purely terminally insane 1305710377