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Hopeful Dude

@howhardy.bsky.social
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Adrift in the Pacific Northwest. Watching my trees grow.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Having a contest at work to name a chameleon and someone already submitted Karma what else is there
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I came up with a different idea for pumpkin pie: what if I add bacon bits in the mix before baking. I mean, pumpkin pie and bacon? Can’t think of anything wrong with that!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This James Bond day; 1007-26.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soon, will we be having trials and hearings on the “Disappeared” victims of ICE?
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is Hegeseth becoming or casting himself as a “generalissimo”!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if Sherlock Holmes was called “Schlock”?
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hard not to love this thing
Liger the kitten sleeping in dramatic fashion
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s hard to get to bed sometimes, because you know you need sleep, but your mind has a lot of questions. So on to the Web! Zzzzzz
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anybody seen a distortion of space? It could be a bubble, enclosing a large invasion fleet, only detectable by the distortion of space like gravitational lensing seen around galaxies. Oh, Oumuamua(the scout) that zipped through the solar system was a scout for this invasion fleet.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sure end humanity. Just leave me bags of Cheetos and access to libraries.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the last time I had a loud orgasm my neighbor ran out to his front porch holding a shotgun
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I put these wooden poles up in the prairie area of the yard. It’s where the praying mantises are. It’s that time for them to lay eggs. I’ve noticed they use the metal posts that are up in the oak wood I’ve planted, but the wood should be better in the cold.
5 foot wooden poles to give the praying mantis’ an alternative to metal post. If they lay their eggs, I’ll cover them with 1/4” mesh to keep predators away, but allow hatchlings to escape.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is totally me now!
Always remember one thing in life. If you remember two, you’ll get confused.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have you ever thought that invasive plants and animals are meant to be, just doing Darwinism, and perhaps it’s their destiny.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What is a painting? To me it’s a feeling. You feel something that speaks to you.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you replace “Pressure” to “Precious” in Billy Joel’s song “Pressure”, you’ll never hear the same song again. I’m now stuck with Gollum’s voice singing it.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Does the bear shit in the woods?” Not this one, it’s on the Mima Mounds Prairie in Washington.
Black bear scat on the Mima Mounds Prairie in Washington. It had no smell, and its full of berry seeds; blackberries are in season. Though I don’t think those are blackberry seeds.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What if you could build gigantic fly paper strips to catch drone swarms! Hot air balloons to hoist them up when needed.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I thought about creating my own time zone. The thought of adjusting to Pacific Standard or Daylight Savings is kinda big hassle though for appointments.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Here’s a trivia fact. There are over 500 pasta shapes in the known world.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What evidence is there that the SpaceX rocket hit the moon. “SHOW ME THE MONEY!!”
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Air quality is not that great, wearing a mask to filter some of the particles out. Hope you’re doing better.
EPS air quality in Olympia, WA, is 92 AQI(air quality index). Another reason for electrification.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think I’d like to be buried wearing flip flops, a t-shirt and baggy athletic shorts.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I haven’t bought any bananas this year, and lo and behold, no stinking fruit flies!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That pesky fly is gone! It either passed away, got out thru the doorway or like many of its compadres, got stuck on the fly tape.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What’s up Spam lovers? This just came out;
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Watching 5 crows above me. Several hundred feet high. There was one leader and he turned and then they started flying in a large circle. They were going higher? Then suddenly, they found the wind. The crows really sped up and flew away. Pretty smart finding their own jet stream!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Jimothy” the raccoon has gotten famous.
“Jimothy” raccoon t-shirt for Seattle Mariners.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Next week is local elections, so maybe they’ll stop asking for money.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This post is at 69 likes
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
😱Oh no, oh no!! Will there be toilet paper shortage?
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Frank3845@bsky.social @frank3845.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We invited our new neighbors over for dinner. I asked him what is his favorite vegetable and he said: Mitch McConnell. We are going to get along fine.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This app keeps dropping me when I’m out of the internet. Maybe it’s time to drop this app.
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Outdoor thermometer showing 102 F
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sometimes I feel like I’m just one naked horny guy in a trenchcoat.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Richard Gere helping Asylum Seekers, RT if he is a billion times the man Nigel Farage is.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Here’s my candidate!!
Local UK election, with the farcical candidate “Binface” running against Nigel Farage!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It’s sad to say that one time the American soldiers uniform was a sign of hope. It’s changing. Especially with the militarization of all kinds of law enforcement agencies.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Imagine the high hilarity if everyone on airforce 1 had the cyclosporiasis parasite.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The late spring rains have caused the grasses and weeds to grow with a vengeance this year.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is he in the morgue, or bed? I mean Mconnel.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In a world without language, we’d be eating our boogers.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Whatever situation you find yourself in, I think the question “Bitch, is this cake?”, would be totally appropriate.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The person in charge is always responsible for the actions initiated. Take responsibility trump!
Headline from Reuters where Trump says they may never know who was responsible for the killing of school girls in Iran.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My phones name is Jeeves. “It endeavors to give satisfaction.”
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’ve noticed that when I go walking, the people I walk by are all listening to ear buds or headphones. There’s no conversation anymore. Just a wave to say “Hi!”.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Something weird just happened! I got a new Apple MacBook and when I did the data migration, the music and photos did not transfer. I was rooting around just now and the Music is here and so are all the photos. BFM (big fucking mystery)🤷🏽‍♂️
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Today is the U.S. Army’s 251st Birthday 🎈
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Trump is the poster boy of the meaning of “bolshy”.
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