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Hopeful Dude

@howhardy.bsky.social
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Adrift in the Pacific Northwest. Watching my trees grow.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Having a contest at work to name a chameleon and someone already submitted Karma what else is there
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 13h
“Turok, son of stone”
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s also “Apocalypto Day”.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It should be renamed “Apocalypto”!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We’re always looking for tools and toys.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More like the “Blackbird of Doom” 😂
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I came up with a different idea for pumpkin pie: what if I add bacon bits in the mix before baking. I mean, pumpkin pie and bacon? Can’t think of anything wrong with that!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Their reply…😂
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This James Bond day; 1007-26.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the wind?
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“M-o-o-n”
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soon, will we be having trials and hearings on the “Disappeared” victims of ICE?
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They should test it on the governor first. If it works, well, that’s why you have a Lieutenant Governor.🕺🏼
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is Hegeseth becoming or casting himself as a “generalissimo”!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A spray can. “Any colour you like 🎶”.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What ethics then?
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if Sherlock Holmes was called “Schlock”?
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’s all “ignint”!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not Pringles!🤣
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol, looks like a dog with Alfalfa’s haircut. 😊
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hard not to love this thing
Liger the kitten sleeping in dramatic fashion
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My friend’s daughter fell asleep like that sitting on the toilet when she was 2.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I put those in my trail mix for the need for caffeine when hiking.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seen that in Commencement Bay, Tacoma, Washington, where the tides can be quite low. And the boaters didn’t check their tide charts!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“I can also dry your hair,”
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who cares🤷🏽‍♂️
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s hard to get to bed sometimes, because you know you need sleep, but your mind has a lot of questions. So on to the Web! Zzzzzz
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Or an excuse that you’re a bad driver. But really, if you’re that bad, you shouldn’t be driving.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People got better things to do.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anybody seen a distortion of space? It could be a bubble, enclosing a large invasion fleet, only detectable by the distortion of space like gravitational lensing seen around galaxies. Oh, Oumuamua(the scout) that zipped through the solar system was a scout for this invasion fleet.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had reindeer jerky in Norway, it was certified as radiation free from the Chernobyl meltdown.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Before scrolling, a long time ago, in a world far, far away, I used to suck my two middle fingers on my right hand.😂
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sure end humanity. Just leave me bags of Cheetos and access to libraries.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nice!
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the last time I had a loud orgasm my neighbor ran out to his front porch holding a shotgun
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You need to clean your pipes more frequently!🤣
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I put these wooden poles up in the prairie area of the yard. It’s where the praying mantises are. It’s that time for them to lay eggs. I’ve noticed they use the metal posts that are up in the oak wood I’ve planted, but the wood should be better in the cold.
5 foot wooden poles to give the praying mantis’ an alternative to metal post. If they lay their eggs, I’ll cover them with 1/4” mesh to keep predators away, but allow hatchlings to escape.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, I see the family resemblance, it’s the ears isn’t it?🤪
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s actually calling for a probe of himself. It’s a cry for help!🤪
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You know it!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jealously guarding their kingdom!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ve had mine since 1978. Autumn Gold.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Used to use them for bait, fishing in Hawaii.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is totally me now!
Always remember one thing in life. If you remember two, you’ll get confused.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think if the GOP used “freshly” drawn, it might have passed.
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it on the tongue?🤪
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
👍🏼
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He looks melancholy.🙁
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s a LLM(Large Love Muscle) next to the red door!
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Hopeful Dude @howhardy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Putting green?😂
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