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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 18h

Logging out because of all of the everything. Most of you know where else to find me

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Anyways. I was looking for another post that I couldnt find

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I never mentioned this on here but. Guess what Robyn did when she saw this post

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One year (and one month) since The Hole

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A happy ending for Pretty Woman would have been Vivian being able to use her experiences to hone her career as a professional escort utilizing Edward's business contacts

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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Accidentally became a pescatarian after moving to chicago because i'm so excited to have access to good fish again

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I need a trenchcoat so badly....

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026

yeah i'm choosin texas... for me to poop on!!

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Current cycle is crying every four days because we've been in our apartment nearly a month and I don't have 100 new best friends yet

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I keep accidentally doing a bit where I don't remember the names of the guys in the Beatles. Because I dont remember their names

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trying to come up with ways to meet new people that arent going through my neighbors' packages and seeing who has similar shopping habits

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Idk it kinda feels like using bluesky, for me, is just sustaining the illusion that i'm being socially active

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

After 5 days of not being able to post i kinda hate it here

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Kastor @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026

It’s finally out

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pretty cool how Amazon is the only one who has access to our building beside usps, meaning if we order from someone who ships with another carrier it runs the risk of being left on a busy commercial sidewalk

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's been a month since I left Texas and my grandma is already soft launching her return

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

*uncommonly loud clown nose honking noise*

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

New recurring dream is that I am on a fashion-based reality competition show and completely unprepared for the challenge, as well as totally over being on the show

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

9/10 times if there's guys talking way too loud while you wait for the train it's cops

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

God forbid a bitch with big thighs wants a pair of bike shorts, apparently

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Archaeologists use a specialized science called "guessing" to determine the sex of skeletons

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sorry if this is problematic but I hate the way male orangutans look

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I should start a book club where everyone has to read whatever I'm reading so I have someone to talk to about it

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Being unemployed means I'm spending 6-8 hrs a day in an unfurnished apartment by myself rn so uh here are some links if anyone wants to help me be able to go out and meet people for my own wellbeing ko-fi.com/gnatpack patreon.com/moribundstudio

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Absolutely dying to find someone in the logan square area who does alternative haircuts

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Which of you cowards unfollowed me. My number isnt nice and symmetrical any more >:[

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sitting in a bean bag chair is nice, but getting up from one is possibly the most difficult thing in the world

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just a reminder that kitchens started out as large rooms for an entire staff of servants to prepare meals, and then the Frankfurt kitchen turned that into a one-woman job, hidden away, so all men had to see was a woman emerging with a cooked meal, and then the open concept floor plan made that ugly.

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Paid for my own groceries for the first time today, and I have come to the conclusion that I need some sort of grocery pervert to sponsor me

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

[Leaning on one knee while I sit naked eating a cluster of grapes held firmly in my fist] I'm an experimental archeologist

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This was supposed to say the queer's gambit, but autocorrect was being too woke

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hunter-gatherer ass dinner bc i'm still afraid to turn the gas stove on

A demi-baguette, smoked salmon, cherry tomatoes, sliced cucumber, and bunches of grapes on a plate with a pointed knife

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Gotta start meeting more people locally that I can invite out to coffee so I have an excuse to go to my new favorite spot

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Inventing a new chess move called the queen's gambit, which is when I don't know why I put a piece somewhere

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Rise of The Machines (2024)

Fred Flintstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses.
"C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks.
"oh this, Fred?"
We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain."

The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked."
Fred looks incredulous.

The bird pecks Barney.

Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.

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nat @housedyke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Man confidently walks out of a stall where he has not flushed but DID get piss all over the seat, zero shame knowing what I am about to witness after seeing his face

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