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Murder, She Wrote takes place before HIPAA so every so often the doctor will walk in and just start telling Jessica the medical business of people in town

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I've started referring to my strain of self-conscious anxiety as having george costanza emotions because it makes it impossible for me to then take those feelings seriously

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The forces that be are conspiring to make me evil today. The bad kind, even

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm starting a new holiday called Cuntsmas, which is like Christmas but more camp

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Many lovely people have suggested free events to me, which I love, however underneath this interaction is the belief that spending (at least) $5 on public transit round trip isnt a lot of money

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It's cool how you can become so poor that you also lose the ability to interact with other people

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's wild how having furniture in your apartment makes you feel more like a person

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Check in with your unemployed friends. They might be considering learning to hand-sew lampshades

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If artists make art then I'm gonna start calling myself a craftist

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This was the only thing I got at chicago zine fest

A holographic sticker that says "i hurt good dogs" on top of a chintzy fabric background

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I need to get a minion octopus tattoo so badly

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm really glad Kurt Russel's character in Stargate is able to heal from his child's accidental discharge death by creating child soldiers. That's good

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Upon further inspection I think the answer is vitamins C and E

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I switched from a balm to an oil cleanser a few months ago and... I think I removed a load-bearing ingredient 😬

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The more I see videos of people using pilates machines the more I think this is all an elaborate prank

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So much of my life has changed since even just January 2025 and now the consequences of all of it are hitting me all at once because I'm no longer in survival mode

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm having this thing rn where moving to chicago has improved my life so much and so all at once that i'm actually very overwhelmed and don't know what to do with that freedom

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fool that I am, I saw cream cheese in large letters and didnt stop to thing that maybe in fine print it would say "alternative made with almond milk"

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

AND I bought something called "cream cheese alternative" due to deceptive packaging

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Every time I try to buy clothes I end up in an awful mood, but every time I try to get dressed with what I have I also end up in an awful mood

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's great because I don't actually have more money to purchase the cable, either

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Accidentally bought needle tips without a cable, leaving me with incredibly tiny knitting needles

My hand holding two five-inch long knitting needles that are roughly the length of my fingertips to center palm

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don't want to "table" "conventions" I wanna set up a tv tray full of handmade bullshit on the side of a busy street and hang out until I get bored

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

New planet zoo comes out in 4 days, which means I'm gonna devote my entire life to it instead of trying to get to know anyone in the city

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If I had a ton of expendable I come I'd be making myself carabiner braids based on ancient hairstyles

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Every so often you can tell when I made made a post before Robyn and I started dating

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Bringing back my old wishlist on the off chance anyone wants to help a guy from texas prep for the chicago winter :) throne.com/housedyke

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am remembering that i'm left-handed, which every tutorial video in the world hates

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I can't see what i'm doing but this also means no one else can see how badly i'm fucking up

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Heartbreaking: local idiot buys black yarn for learning to crochet

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Don't worry, there's a nonbinary vampire emoji

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sorry I just thought of a funny Halloween name

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mostly sweaters and jackets thus far. My plan to keep my legs warm is uh. Stop having them I guess

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Everything on the list is ebay listings and therefore representative of what I will buy since sometimes listings sell before I get back to them

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count nat-ula 🧛 @housedyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Bringing back my old wishlist on the off chance anyone wants to help a guy from texas prep for the chicago winter :) throne.com/housedyke

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