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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 23h

So, our 1 parent has multiple gfm going right now for a variety of things and she has decided that the class dojo is a great place to promote most of them. Fun!

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 23h

I am resigned to the fact that everyone at my job is in some state of disarray at all times and that I will bleed many days either from love or anger but also sometimes out of sheer boredom and that it will not always be caveboy that draws the blood out of me.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am no where near any of my coworkers so no one can give me a ride to/from work until the repair can be made so... I will be over here just freaking the fuck out, thanks.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In super fun news, I am currently stuck at home because my car will not start. It is likely going to need a part which means that I will either not be able to afford it until pay day which is absolutely NOT tomorrow and/or no one will have the time to put it on until the weekend at best.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

During yesterday's super exhausting yard sale spree we found a rather substantial book shelf thing along the road. MC immediately stops and starts loading that bitch in her truck bc I had mentioned that I needed one. Yep. Heavy as fuck and free as hell. Same, girl. Same.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gidget (re: boys): Nona. I have 5 boyfriends. I don't even like 3 of them, I don't think. I'll probably marry the 1 that I hate though. I don't think I should. Do you? Me: G: Yeah, marriage is not for me. He can just bring me candy and then go back to his own momther.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

New favorite hobby: teasing The Twerp about her boyfriend so that she can giggle and blush.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dear Man at a yard sale. I get that you are trying to make a sale and all of that but you repeatedly showing me a "mini massager gun" with a big ol' wink and sir, did you just lick your fucking chops at me? I will send these children to the truck and then I will feed you that fucking mini massager.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The part time nurse literally tells everyone in the morning that she cannot wait to see my outfit for the day bc it makes her so happy. That in turn makes me quite happy.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am currently wearing a pair of the lymphatic massage leggings. Found them at a thrift store and said "well, let's see". These are cute and they do make bam bam look quite fetching but so far the only "benefit" I am getting is a record number of tinkle breaks.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The 1 teacher in the next room up said that it would be a big shame if they did not send me with Caveboy bc he relies on me, he listens to me and he trusts me and I said that I would not be doing my actual job if I did not help him to be ready to make that transition to a new class and a new para

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Some ahole article mentioned that #stompyfoot is proposing a "$100 check" for millions who did not qualify for subsidies on the healthcare marketplace and I know more than a few ppl who will be so HAPPY and even grateful for this without question and oh my holy shit.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Everyone mentioned to Caveboy that it was my bday and you guys, that kid was like a hand holding romantic between bouts of being a loud asshole. Ugh. And so it begins.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yet again it is time for my personal favorite game show: What time does Middle Child really mean? Our mission: Yard sales. Her time estimate: Here in a bit. Stay tuned for her actual arrival time.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not to be rude or anything but if you buy 89 cent lingerie you deserve whatever rash you get in your butt crack, actually.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Going to need you all to carefully read these "selling points" for a knock off hula hoop.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A man sent me a weird, short clip of him yanking his doodle dandy and in said clip he says "oi". I tell my friends this bc it is hysterically funny to me and now we say OI at each other at random times.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Remember last night's spider? I just did and he is not in the right place. I don't care for that one single bit.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Knock knock. who's there? Chicken Chicken who? Wtf taught chicken to knock on this door, that's who. Damn girl. I will be out in just a minute.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A million years ago, I bought a pair of very cheap but very cute leggings. They were not in American size so I could not wear them. Disgruntled, I shoved them in a bag of stuff and promptly lost them. Recently, I found these cute/cheap/oddly sized leggings, washed them and said "we shall try"

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Apparently there is some concerns that other school districts will view the # of paras in our school as a problem and start trying to pull from us- There are days where we literally do not have enough staff to get these kids safely to the buses as it is. Our class could use at least 1 non 1:1 para

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Remember that spider? Motherfucker doesn't care for my sneezing.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

IF you are on a dating or other site and you kind of dig a woman it is fine to tell her that you do so. Where you fuck up though, my friend is if you tell that woman that she should NOT go to the gym bc she is "perfect" already and that going to the gym might make her... oh baby, you guessed it.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

fuck's sake. There is a wolf spider on the wall directly beside me and every time I move so does he and fuck you, spider, that's what.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

On a super fun side note, there seems to be a stomach thing or another going around AND the gym is going to be closed for much of next week. The very gym where Caveboy and Tornado girl go to regulate at various times every single day. If it is raining there will be zero good alternatives to suggest

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

At some point today, any hope of rational or reasonable left the building and we, the adults went into sheer survival mode and opted for kind of contained chaos.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

TFW you are strolling in to get your picture taken and you look the superintendent dead in the eye and say "hey, don't you look snazzy" No. Could not go with "you look nice". Snazzy. Snazzy was the word we went with.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

# of children who decided pants were just a suggestion: 2 # of children who did something wildly inappropriate: 5 # of children who tried to photobomb other children during school picture day: 3 # of times an adult said adult words on this particular day: Many

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's that moment when you pass your teacher in the hallway, holding hands with a wailing child and you hug her bc she is just seconds from breaking and she says, "me and this 1 are going to go cry in the gym for a few." and then she comes back and a whole new kid loses their shit for a new reason.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Teacher B: Let me take photos to add to class dojo of the kids doing this experiment. Also Teacher B: AMIE! Your breasts! And then: The camera keeps trying to frame them. Fuck's sake.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today, ALL of the children decided to maul, manhandle or climb on me like playground equipment and when I tell you that I am just DONE being touched right now.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AI has got the muskrat touting the bennies of vick's vapo rub for dementia now and somehow that makes me just cackle laugh

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We finally just straight bailed on technology/morning meeting when Teacher B just opened the back door and said GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY, THIS DAY IS JUST DONE. Same, girl. Same.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't know how many of you say "what is even happening here" at your place of employment but we say it a lot. The answer is always 🤷‍♂️

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The pooper, party pooper boy has been saying compound words lately and ooh boy are they random but today it got wild with Flu. ID. Fluid. Yes, that's right.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Also during the wailing and weeping, another student shouts POOPER. PARTY POOPER and I had to excuse myself from the room for a moment.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Technology failed us during morning meeting causing 2 of our kids to just lose their shit and in the midst of the weeping and wailing there sat Caveboy, utterly silent, utterly delighted that the chaos was not him this time but gadzooks was he happy as shit to see it happen.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today we learned that if I place my story time book behind my back and just silently murder glare at him, Caveboy will straighten his shit up REAL fast.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bc of a little rowdy dow on the big playground, our class has been going to recess on the little playground which Caveboy is no longer interested in having, thank you very much.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Spend any time with me and you quickly learn that I have 3 types of sneezes: the scare a child typhoon sneeze, the blow out the belly button stifle the typhoon sneeze and the highly sexualized sneeze that will eventually cost me an uncomfortable conversation with HR.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If someone says "I do not feel safe in that space" and you, in your role as an "ally" feel like you should point out the other ppl who did feel safe coming to that space you are not being an ally at all. Also, ftr, Miss Ma'am, your group of ppl who did feel safe in that space? Not the target group

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Once again, let me celebrate you Mr. 80 something man for going out to the forest, stripping off all of your clothes and then saying howdy to Mr. Wrinklewang until he spews on the rocks of nature and then photographing that, uploading it to your profile and what not but I do have questions such as

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dude, you've never even met me so stopping ending every sentence with "sweetheart" it is making me gag.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A man has been messaging me and I think he is on the wrong site plus barking up the wrong commitment phobic tree. Plus, he is a stage 5 clinger and if anyone knows anything about me it is that this will make me just vicious and mean at some point. I also get the feeling that his clingy nature comes

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It seems wildly early in the year for this but there is already debate about whether Caveboy will have to move up (he is on the young side) and if so, will he continue to have his chosen person (me) as his 1:1 or will he move to a whole new class with a new person. Sheesh. We have not even made it

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know that in small doses it seems like my job (fine, my life) is just chaos with little rhyme or reason but so far this year, Caveboy has managed to continue to make great progress in self-regulation, has handled changes to his schedule with far better skill than ever before and has even managed

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Also, at the end of the day he ate a cookie, stole part of another kid's cookie, tried to steal a second kid's cookie and then came after mine saying 1 bite (repeatedly). It was a gross cookie, he was already for the bus and what do I care if he gets sugar hyped so we shared that cookie. Sorry, mom.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

FTR, just after he got hit by his own ball he giggled like a troll and then came over and tried to bite me, changed his thought process and tried to lick me. Got me on the second attempt, right in the corner of the mouth. I hit him with a playground ball, he gives me the fucking rabies.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Storytime with Oomie had a story about the correct number of elephants that counted backwards from 10 and started with the insane lane "If you need to pull a train.." and then stopped leaving that hanging in their air while you turn the fucking page.

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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

While I am sure that it looked like a set up or possibly karma taking a hand but I assure you that I did NOT mean to hit caveboy with his own ball during recess.

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