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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Running another pile of incredible games at Hal-Con this year November 6-8! Kids on Bikes HyperMall: Unlimited Violence by @ratbastardgames.bsky.social Sexy Battle Wizards by @gshowitt.bsky.social F.I.S.T. by @claymorerpgs.bsky.social
Plain black text on white reading: 
Friday 1PM-4PM Kids on Bikes
Saturday 11AM-2PM Hypermall
Saturday 7PM-11PM Sexy Battle Wizards
Sunday 3PM-6PM FIST
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fact of the matter is Mr Bean is acting like an absolute asshole in this hospital waiting room
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is nothing wrong with the video game industry that couldn’t be fixed by a AAA open world Burger Time game
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is what I see when people talk about "solo ttrpgs"
A group of choose your own adventure novels
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am being canceled for being telekinetic. and attempting to engage in good faith
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The last 4 games I ran were Cursed! A knave hack to run a cryptid hex crawl by @kobayashi-rpg.bsky.social eXtreme by @lordmitz.bsky.social a 90s superheroes game Green Oaks: retirees solving mysteries Rats in the Walls: rules light Call of Cthulhu alternative. Also by Kobayashi
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I could have google a bunch of these words and chose not to.
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Husband gone for not even 12 hours and I’m already two books deep into “researching” psychic warfare
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A snippet of the popular scrooge post:

509 muppets: there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch
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Taylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They should replace Platner with the actual sword of Damocles. There’s no rule that says they can’t.
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The only thing that can save me now is my stack of dirty manga an a ranchero steak and cheese tornado
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Clord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm in the Backrooms I'm in the Pizza Hut I'm in the combination Backrooms and Pizza Hut
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Idiot bird got stuck inside at work. Took a shit on me as I helped it escape. Asshole. Couldn’t find anything to wipe up the bird shit so I had to use an old piece of pizza. Life is hell.
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Just got live confirmation that @kinkanmalefujo.bsky.social believes Peg by Steely Dan is about Winnipeg
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
what if hell is real, eternal damnation too, but the devil looks like this
red guy from cow n chicken
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What if there was an Encino Man ttrpg?
That meme of me as the distracted boyfriend who should be cherishing the rpg notes he has instead of thinking about making Encino Man jokes
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Just finished running the Baron’s Manse. Cannot overhype how much this game rules. The dread mechanic alone is such a fun addition to the rules that I cannot imagine running another dungeon crawl without it.
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Very proud of my husband who just left his job at the “getting his ass kicked” factory. Couldn’t be more proud of his accomplishments!! youtu.be/gQFRQxJZqEE?...
youtu.be
Kansas - Carry on Wayward Son (Lyrics)
YouTube video by 7clouds Rock
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Reading this playtest was like Christmas morning for me. If you’re seeking a dungeon crawler with mechanics that match the doom metal aesthetic look no further!!!
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Ranking the number of goblins from 1d6 goblins 1. 5 goblins - enough to threaten an average party, still light and fun 2. 3 goblins - perfect stooge dynamic 3. 1 goblin - haha what's he doing by himself 4. 2 goblins - too easy 5. 6 goblins - too many 6. 4 goblins - a cowardly amount of goblins
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The burger place on my walk to work stopped serving breakfast. We used to be a real country.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We must believe in a world to create that world
Battlemech looming over highway with sign

“Lgbtq rights enforced by battlemech”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Walking away from Omelas like
John Lennon doing that stupid walk
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Anime Sickos Podcast gives you a psychic defense stat against the modern world.
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Isekai where an office secretary dies and, due to a clerical error, swaps places with Secretariat in horse heaven. Now the office worker has to deal with being in horse heaven while Secretariat has to navigate modern office culture. It’s called: That’s Not My Secretary That’s My Secretariat!
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
These lyrics just describing the cast of taxi driver is driving me crazy. I can’t stop listening.
Song lyrics from Just Another Victim by Helmet and House of Pain from the soundtrack of Judgement Night. 

The lyrics in question are: 
Feeling like DeNiro in Taxi Driver

With Jodi Foster and Harvey Keitel 

Looks like I’m walking through a living hell
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
These are my friends
The Whammy from hit tv game show Press Your LuckThe Noid from dominos
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Winning the jackpot at the convenience store where the owner smokes inside: expired beef jerky in the discount bin baby 😎
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I can’t believe I got out of rebirth before they started publishing Deadman again. They taught Boston Brand pronouns 🥲
Three panel comic where Bernice teaches Deadman about non-binary people.
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Well they blew up the dickin’ man in Philly last night and they blew up his dick too
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
During the scene in the new Frankenstein when the doctor pretends to be a priest in the confessional the guy next to us loudly said Jesus Christ and walked out.
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I’m so stoked to run a Christmas rpg next week. F.I.S.T. Endgame Christmas Special. You’ll never believe how they’ll end up saving all the mall Santas from around the world.
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I know it’s a bad habit to answer work messages from the shower but I wish I could turn off the “sent while nude” signature. Phones are too smart!
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Showing my husband licking a 9 volt so he can write pornography
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
New season of stranger things is gonna be huge for the throw hands out and scream until something cgi happens fans.
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You don’t hear a lot about masters of disguise anymore seems like the career’s fallen off
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
makima better watch her step ever since i swore a contract with the marijuana devil
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Gas station coffee has gotten worse. Fast food coffee is the new gas station coffee. Diner coffee? Still on top, baby.
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Nen, For Women @monkipi.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee
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Ken Reid @kennethwreid.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Presented without comment
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
You should be able to email a smell to someone
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I’m running HyperMall at Hal-Con in a couple weeks so this is perfect time for anyone coming to study the scripture 🙏🏻
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Watching baseball. Can’t help but picture one of the mariners players with their soulless eyes doing a promo where they’re like “I love going home after practice to play my nintender switch two.”
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Woke up from a dream where you could order an Uber “pissboy” was told it’s like an Uber XL but wrong.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
when my enemies rush me in a hallway and I have a hammer, I simply do an Oldboy
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celebrity mascot @hotnoid.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The instinct to paywall clans is such classic White Wolf shit. Plus no Nosferatu and Malkavian (aside from voice in the head ig?). The worst thing about VTM is the official material, can’t wait to see if Bloodlines 2 follows the trend.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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poop is the money of the butt
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