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J. Dracula

@ratbastardgames.bsky.social
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Founder of The National Centre for Tabletop Games // HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE // WOLVES OF THE AEGEAN BUY MY GAME OR ELSE rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall… business emails go to ratbastardgames@gmail.com

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En @eldritchbee.bsky.social · 1h
Hi folks I've been hit with a lot of bills all at once, anything can help to keep me fed and stable and not going broke ko-fi.com/eldritchbee
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WeeMadAndo @weemadando.bsky.social · 8h
Finally reading my copy of Hypermall: Unlimited Violence and @ratbastardgames.bsky.social have truly delivered something special.
A table of unhinged personality traits. A brief blurb describing the origins of "Midlands Cigarettes Bionic Vendor"
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cannibal princess @yyakamo.bsky.social · 17h
another angel to break
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 18h
You have to be a world class moron to vote for Bolsonaro holy fuck
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Phyzisist @phyzisist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hey all. my rent's due by 5pm EST tomorrow. 85% is rent safety. i've had no luck getting hired anywhere after my gig work car broke down and was later stolen. despite all efforts, this fund's been my only lifeline. please help me stay housed if you can. sorry i have to keep asking.
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Infravision is kind of the worst thing early dnd ever did
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Adorne Sibley @adornesibley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Proof of life post Finished the latest MS of our next book & it's with our Critique Partners. No rest for the wicked though, we're onto our next project, a surreal, grimdark, comedic TTRPG, Project Brekky. Also, we have been blessed w/ the presence of HyperMall: UV 🤤 by @ratbastardgames.bsky.social
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ouuggh gym has cursed me with ouchies
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
rat-bastard-games.itch.io/wolves-of-th... HEY DO YOU LIKE THE BRONZE AGE AND HEXCRAWLS? DO YOU LIKE THE MINOANS? CHECK OUT CRETE FOR WOLVES OF THE AEGEAN THE RULES ARE FREE
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Wolves of the Aegean by Rat Bastard Games
Mythic Bronze Age Hexcrawl
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cannibal princess @yyakamo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#vanitera
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
updated the rules with encumbrance moved crete two hexes to the right bc big map needed more room. added preview of the big map.
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Dapper Jabber and sometimes "S L Koch" @dapperjabber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you @ratbastardgames.bsky.social Hypermall Unlimited Violence is the greatest ttrpg book I've owned. World so evocative, the prose carries such attitude, the art is maxmalist schizo perfection, daresay few books even come close to such density with a satirical horror lens of our modern world.
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HungryHugo @hungryhugo138.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bishy Bashy for a character background for HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE by @ratbastardgames.bsky.social hungryhugo.itch.io/washed-up-ki...
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cannibal princess @yyakamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you like cool spreads and readable pages? HIRE ME TO DO YOUR LAYOUT. Shoot me a DM on here or anywhere else
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the 5e content creator has declared me excommunicado from the league of Actual Game Designers for the crime of understanding PBTA more than they do
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sam “ludonarrative disinterest” sorensen @samsorensen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuego
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 29/09/2026
Okay yeah i actually need help... I dont know how I will be buying groceries after my rent and other bills are paid. I hate this whiplash and this anxiety is destroying me PayPal me if you can help: paypal.me/daffodildil or etransfer if youre in Canada and can help: fancifuldaffodil@gmail.com
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Lorraine~♪ @rats.moe · 29/09/2026
Shaking crying throwing up trying in vain not to read more of the Crete hexes in the desperate hope that someone runs this for me instead
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My ttrpg take is that the bones are the skeletons' money and in our world bones equal dollars
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Luke Gearing @lukegearing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rpgs are bad
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Vibes" are not a valid category of praise or design. You need to explain what the fuck you mean rather than gesturing limply in the direction of other media. Vibes is not a ruleset or adventure or even setting fluff. Vibes is not a game or even a real conversation.
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tanze bravopueblo / w.s. healed @tattletale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a rulebook should never give players 'permission' to change or break the rules -- the 'permission' is inherent in the fact that it's an inanimate object that can't do anything to stop you. it's at once condescending to the players and denigrating to your own design work
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Jax O'Lantern, Bimbo Reprobate 🎃✨️ @rufflejax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE was a huge inspiration for my cosmic horror corporate dystopia larp Hypostasis, and I'm so thrilled that JD was amenable to making some additional propaganda posters for me to use!!!
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back on my bullshit comm for @rufflejax.bsky.social 's EXTREMELY cool hypermall inspired larp, Hypostasis
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
honourable mention cruelty squad, botw or totk, my dad's copy of age of empires, courage keith in alpha zones, fallout 2 and nv, burnout 3, Elden Ring, smash ultimate (I'm trash), spider solitaire
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Tidal Wave Games | TURTLE TIME 10/23 @tidalwavegames.com · 16/09/2026
If we get to 100 followers, I will show an example layout spread. On October 23rd, venture into the cosmic prison of Torshua the World Dreamer. Written by @kattkirsch.bsky.social @sadslut.club @hawkdc.bsky.social @discodan.bsky.social @bellebitesback.bsky.social @scarius.bsky.social and me.
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Coming soon: All The Way Down
A Cosmic Turtle Megadungeon for Old School Roleplaying Games
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want everyone to know that this stupid ring didnt stop half of the engineers i used to know from working for raytheon or whatever the fuck
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Our model took actions we did not intend." Okay cool turn it off then.
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So this means no 5.5e btw
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
im the grungler
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JellyMuppet @jellymuppet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This was sent from hell to destroy me. I love bronze age hexcrawls. This is evil ruin cast against my house and home.
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franc @francfrancfranc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WINE DARK WAVES POUND THE KEEL
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Luke Gearing @lukegearing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
greasy wolves
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I forgot fucking encumbrance rules. just. Whatever. You can carry things in your hands and two things on your belt. If you want to pull something out of your backpack, that takes a round
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
rat-bastard-games.itch.io/wolves-of-th... HEY DO YOU LIKE THE BRONZE AGE AND HEXCRAWLS? DO YOU LIKE THE MINOANS? CHECK OUT CRETE FOR WOLVES OF THE AEGEAN THE RULES ARE FREE
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Wolves of the Aegean by Rat Bastard Games
Mythic Bronze Age Hexcrawl
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Wolves of the Aegean
A Bronze Age hack of Wolves Upon the Coast by Luke Gearing. <https://lukegearing.itch.io/wolves-upon-the-coast-grand-campaign> Get the PDF and Book 1: C...
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what if i released wolves of the aegean like right now
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stubbed my toe at the gym and it still hurts hours later. no one has ever suffered like i have. im including the bible.
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder if sisyphus ever found a way to have fun with or even sexualize his boulder
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The greeks kind of popped off when they invented the nymph. What if a river made you horny.
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
last four rulesets played - Delving Deeper - AD&D - Wolves Upon the Coast - Wolves of the Aegean (!!!) in my "D&D Era" (know thy enemy etc) last four adventures played - Wolves Grand Campaign - "Crete" for Aegean Wolves - Coffinkeep II. The Sewers - Christmas At the Piss Emporium
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sage the anagogue @anagogue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FUCK IT WE BALL PRAISE THE HAWKMOTH KING HAS RETURNED TO ITCH DOT IO FOR NOW 140 PAGES OF HORNY EROGURO TTRPG BULLSHIT anagogue.itch.io/praise-the-h...
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PRAISE THE HAWKMOTH KING by Sage The Anagogue
The gonzo dark eroguro TTRPG about teenage zombies killing devils
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of course the one month i have external deadlines is the month i get sick yay haha weeee
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Bad Quail Games // G. Michael Truran @bad-quail.itch.io · 14/09/2026
If you meet Sam Sorensen on the road, bury him in your pyramid.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Public opinion doesn't dictate American policy" pretty much says it all right there
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
obliterating The Median Voter with the power of my psionic blast
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Xauri'EL Zwaan @xauriel.satan.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not sure you quite understand how dire things are in Canada. The US is potentially on the verge of annexing one of our provinces. This is not overblown alarmism. Y'all need to get your shit together, I'm too old to be a guerilla fighter
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J. Dracula @ratbastardgames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They want you to think that the usa was united after 9/11 (it wasn't) so they can get kids to go to war when Trump or whoever orders a false flag on American soil
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