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HorseBag

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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 28/08/2026
There is a common misconception - one I encounter on almost a daily basis - that once a person has been a tenant in a property for a certain period of time, the landlord cannot evict them unless they stop paying rent. But outside of cities like New York,
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/04/2026
"fuck (struck through: you) people who don't like sharks; share this post if you love sharks"

A bunch of cool sharks are pictured.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i find it very funny that, canonically, the last character in this comic strip would be required by his belief system to murder you the instant you admitted to having used any kind of AI for any purpose
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Aurora @auroraplz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
hermit crab
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HorseBag @horsebag.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
tbh I can't get past "show orphan." a fascinating brain
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Molly McKew @mollymckew.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It’s a pretty weird week when a guy who wants to be a trillionaire is simultaneously getting headlines for the economy-shattering IPO expected Friday and the racist pogroms he is accused of stoking — but these stories are viewed as separate and in no way connected or prescient of the future.
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
take the DK challenge - Beat the fuck out of your dick 29,998,559,671,349 times in a row
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A photo of Werner Herzog with a speech bubble facing the quoted skeet.
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atreides nuts @afivegantenna.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
my dinner with andre guy going “when i was you g all i thought about was art and music now i’m 36 and all i think about is woims”. the word woims was added with an image editor.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
they keep coming out with new bullshit cannabinoids
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Playtonic @playtonicgames.com · 20/04/2026
To celebrate our 60fps upgrade of Yooka-Replaylee on Switch 2, we're giving away an alternate cover copy of the game to two lucky winners! To enter, make sure to 🔄Retweet this post and be 👤Following us for a chance to win!
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Damned To Hellgore 🐦‍⬛ (andrew elmore) @elmore.zone · 18/04/2026
My name's Mike D and my temper's SHORT If you startle me I'll make your face HORT When I ball y'all know what they call me on the COURT:
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🩷 @shimapanacea.itch.io · 05/03/2026
mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt
Planet of the apes the musical
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HorseBag @horsebag.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
aw cripes I got me mum evicted havin a wank with a real fit bird off the Gemini haven't I
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
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HorseBag @horsebag.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The literal second she hits 60
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D Marie @gypsysoul1968.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
😄
Melania movie 99c
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émile zoloft 🐢🦅🇵🇸 @feelinfine.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
shake it
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 08/11/2025
hell yeah this is sick
zohran for new york city official campaign signage but it says “graphic design for is my passion” and it looks like total dogshit
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Entomemeology @entomemeology.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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HorseBag @horsebag.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Dragon's Lair for someone who has recently experienced a CTE
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
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HorseBag @horsebag.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Using this as a teaching moment to show my terrible daughter how to obtain beans
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HorseBag @horsebag.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Got icing all over my hands... I'm the worst
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/01/2025
snoopy is world wide
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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kat blackheart @gothfem.me · 27/07/2023
an orb is a sphere with a sinister secret
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP
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HorseBag @horsebag.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
*walks your jewels*
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HorseBag @horsebag.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Oh no I'm hell of splifficated bro
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dr. bitch @borzoilover47.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
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