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@horridlad.bsky.social
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29 | he/they | white | seattle | i like star trek, knitting, great apes, modern history from the 1970s-2000s, and horror | tumblr is angelguts-redclassroom

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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
the euphoria of working back in healthcare and only walking 5 minutes to get there
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Star Trek Voyager scene. Tom Paris lays on a sick bay bed, with his head on the lil' bed pillow. He's looking up and screaming out. He has a desperate and fearful look in his eyes. His skin is suffering from some gross abnormalities, with veins quite visibly popping out along the side of his face and neck. It's a little big gross. Closed caption reads, "God, I'd love a pepperoni pizza"
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Welcome to the Chao Kindergarten!
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
one of my Spotify mixes just looks like the lineup for whatever radio station you had that would play Delilah at night
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Ash: [talking about Drag Race UK] me: I don’t know what you’re talking about I don’t remember any of this. I had shit going on. you can’t talk about a tv show with me like I was there. Ash: you were there. Black Peppa sent you home.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
“I buy-a the President! He make-a me pay-a the taxes! Oh!”
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
new bus stop graffiti says NO JIHAD BUT BUTLERIAN JIHAD lol
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
updated a list and accidentally made the worst triple feature a human could experience emotionally
letterboxd screenshot showing the posters for Faces by John Cassavetes, BASEketball by David Zucker, and Martyrs by Pascal Laugier
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
smoking a sinister kief bowl that is hurting me
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
crazy how powerful a charged vape is I just accidentally got a hit that functioned as a fog machine
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON LOOKS DOWN FROM HELL ON TO THERE OLD COMPUTER DISPLAYING "DA SHARE Z0NE" WEB PAGE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THE PROMISE OF "GOING ON THE COMPUTER" HAS BECOME A PROCESS OF GETING BLASTED IN DA FACE WITH BULL SHIT WHILE YOUR TRYING TO LOOK STUFF UP, AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT WE WOULDNT HAVE FUN FOR FREE, AND NOW THAT THEY RUINED ALL THE PUBLICATIONS AND WEB SITES, THERE TELLIN US "JUST ASK THE AI TO FIND SHIT FOR YOU" BUT WE ALREADY HAD AN APP THAT WOULD GIVE US INFOMATION THAT WE WANTED!!! IT WAS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER!!!!! CAPTALISM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE USUAL REASONS BUT ALSO BECUASE IT RUINED THE COMPUTER FOR US!!! NO ONE LIKES THAT THEY BURNED THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BUT WE HAD ANOTHER ONE 10 YEAR'S AGO AND INSTEAD OF 1 FIRE IT WAS 100000, PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN THEY REPLACED THE DAMB CARD CATALOG WITH A COMPUTER THAT MAKES SHIT UP ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IM GOING TO THE WOODS NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE ADS THERE YET SO GO THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
screenshot from I Think You Should Leave S1 sketch about inappropriate social media posts about brunch. caption "Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae."
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
my regular dispensary is open again after a terrible smash and grab had them closed for months and walking inside was like going home
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
this bracket on AS10 is the best so far
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
my financially ill-advised Taco Bell order will save me
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene and I think we're in Ten Forward. There's some Starfleet folks in the background and balloons, so it's some kind of fancy spaceship party. Riker is pictured in his red uniform up front and close. He's playing a trombone and facing down like he's gearing up for a big ol' trombone noise to happen. Closed caption reads, "(begins playing trombone)"
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
“He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.”
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
30TH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING OF SHOWGIRLS IN JULY. gif I have of Colin Firth saying I’ll be there in Mamma Mia! but it’s not fucking working.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse
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Bron but Spookier 👻 🩷💜💙🎃 @bronwen.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"Separating the art from the artist" is for people like Picasso, who was a total bastard a very long time ago but also an artistic genius whose work is actually important to human culture It is not for a mid tier kids' author that is actively trying to eliminate a whole group of people right now
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
A David Lynch quote for every creative person who may need it today. It resonated with me when I came across it reading it in Lynch on Lynch.
" No, it wasn't. What makes you worry about things like that is when you start thinking about what certain people might say about it later. Because you're not really sure what they might say. And if you start worrying, you could make some really strange decisions based upon that worry. The work isn't talking to you any more; this worry is talking to you. And you become paralysed. So the trick is: you've got to forget making a hero or a fool of yourself and just try to get into that world. and if you can do that, and you feel good about the decisions that you make, then you can weather whatever good or bad storm comes along. " - David Lynch in 'Lynch on Lynch'.
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
the most violent shrooms comedown of my life was because I was watching The Dance during it and kept saying Stevie Nicks was casting evil spells the entire concert
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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Baja Blasting thick ropes.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Some kids made adoption signs to hang up around the shelter. Most of them were cute and sweet but I greatly enjoy this straight up threat.
Slightly misspelled sign written by a child in green marker that says “adopt me or else!” But else is spelled e l e s.
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
you can tell I’m depressed because I started thinking about The Boys again. finally getting a job interview just saved my life.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
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sam @boyonboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
“This is it... If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.” Forced my lovely husband to make a near-vertical hike to take these photos. Now I can retire this costume til Halloween and get my hair cut.
Me dressed in costume as Samwise Gamgee. I’m outdoors in the mountains at dusk looking off to the right with a serious look.Me in costume as Samwise Gamgee. I’m facing away from the camera looking towards the mountains at dusk.
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night
post by tumblr user prettierkikimora: Your water will become our water.  We will pee back and forth into eafhothers (each others) urethras until we are satisfied. So says I, white Stillgar.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
What is she thinking?
psychic chicken fortune teller machine
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
having a good time seeing an oomf I didn’t even realize I’ve been out for almost 3 hours now
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
putting on AS10 and and yelling MILF!!!! at the tv when Nicole Paige Brooks shows up on the runway
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The Agony in the Garden, by Eugène Delacroix, 1824-27, 📸 via @DimeUPROXX
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
since I’m watching movies again but only by one (1) guy
Letterboxd recent activity showing Crash (1996) rated 4 stars, M. Butterfly (1993) rated 2.5 stars, Naked Lunch (1991) rated 4 stars, and Dead Ringers (1988) rated 4 stars
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
making lemon rolls with lemon frosting and lemonade I’m making this apartment smell fresh no matter how much my hands hurt from juicing lemons
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
bad back safe ways to sit down
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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
All cities are walkable if you’re Godzilla.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Peacock’s closed captioning on the Eurovision performances all just say [SINGING IN A GLOBAL LANGUAGE] lol
Iceland [SINGING IN A GLOBAL LANGUAGE]
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social
You mean look up the questions.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Ash bought a dick you can put cum in but he’s just filling it with water and crushing the balls to shoot it out in the kitchen
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wallace ⚰️🦇 @horridlad.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
we’ve been talking like Paul Hollywood and are putting him in situations like what if you made Paul Hollywood try every Trader Joe’s dessert
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Ada ⊹˚₊⊹˚ʚ☕️੭ @adashuko.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I'm rewatching X-Files #xfiles
Spooky Mulder and Agent Scully from 1st season of The X Files
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