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Chris Plummer

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Senior Cybersecurity Architect @ popular ivy league academic health system Saved Gmail ✉️ Kenpo 2nd Black 🥋 www.wmur.com/article/nh-cybersecuri…

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
honestly pretty great, except the part where they played Resident Evil by mistake and for five minutes no one had a damn clue what the hell was going on
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just learned this is a quick 2400mi drive from here
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Others will have this take, but it's right there - those other things weren't bets. AI isn't being invested in because it will make things more accessible or easier for the masses - it is "innovating" for the sake of enriching the already enriched.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This has everything you need today.
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Casiopea Family News @casiopeanews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🎥 Video – CASIOPEA performing "Magnetic Vibration" (1988)
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This has been in a trash bag in my shed for over two years and I'm still afraid to open it. I have no idea why I have it.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was strolling through the luxurious Mt. Washington hotel as I like to do on occasion, searching to remember the times when I could actually afford to stay there, and there was this guy furiously vibe coding in the grand lounge, and I thought man, you really could be doing this from a wendys.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don’t believe we were meant to wield a power like this
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am getting nonstop notifications because someone put a political flyer in front of the doorbell camera
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's a great phish because it's entirely plausible this administration wants people to install Screenconnect
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
according to the local LLM I'm testing it's May 14, 2024 so I know it's going to be a great day evaluating this thing
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Russia. Of course it’s Russia.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I honestly have never been phished with a spreadsheet before
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Prime Air is currently testing a new drone delivery mechanism that could enable it to carry a wider assortment of products, like fragile cartons of eggs" - man i can't wait to argue with AI customer service about the damage to my airdropped eggs or simply go to a store www.cnbc.com/2026/08/19/a...
cnbc.com
Amazon to expand drone service to nearly 500 cities after targeting 1 million deliveries this year
Amazon has quietly expanded its drone service to more metro areas in recent months after receiving a key regulatory greenlight enabling longer-range deliveries.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The mechanical, soulless practice of removing all human beings from customer support interactions has me placing a new company on a personal hate list just about every single day. Trying to trick me with your "AI agents" is such a stupid strategy, it isn't clever, it's just destroying your business.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today’s sign of the AIpocalypse aeroxplorer.com/articles/hyd...
aeroxplorer.com
Hyderabad Man Charged With Forgery After Using ChatGPT to Generate Fraudulent IndiGo Boarding Pass
A man in Hyderabad faces legal trouble after airport staff caught him using an AI-generated fake flight ticket meant as a joke.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am so late to Fortnite but you know for damn sure the first thing I bought was all of the Spider Man Brand New Day add-ons.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this heartwarming little exchange with Claude as I check for the 100th time to see if Strava has turned on MCP for my account
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Incredible band name
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
ON THIS DAY 20 years ago, I first went up Mt. Kearsarge and timed myself, setting up what would be years of private time trials on that auto road, which I guess I have resumed as of a few days ago. Here's the 58cm US Postal-era Trek 5200 I rode back then, two months earlier at my first century.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
9.5/10 Marvel has figured it out. Whew. #brandnewday
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
On this day 20 years ago, I rode a bicycle up a mountain and it more or less changed my life, so to celebrate this anniversary I wrote something on my blog for the first time in a really long time. chasing120.com/2026/07/29/w...
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Where do I start
I last wrote something on this blog in 2019, over seven years ago. That seems f*cking crazy – the passage of time part seems crazy – but not the fact that I haven’t had anything m…
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I properly rode a bike for the first time in a very long time. I wrote about it, but I haven't published it, because I'm not clear people read blogs anymore. Should I podcast this instead? Are podcasts dead? Should I make 500 tiktok clips? I don't know what the kids do anymore.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
are we seriously doing this now
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's cute how TDF riders take that extended hold on items delivered from the support car "just to make sure they have a good hold on them"
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is crazy talk, but we had a can of Maxwell House left over from the party we threw last month, and this is not the worst coffee I've ever had. It's not the best - the best was easily at the bougie Starbucks Reserve in Chelsea - but as far as ports in storm go it's serviceable.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
science used to make sense but now we have instagram
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
oh you really should not have used my email address to check into the Super8
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—>realhackhistory.org @bsky.realhackhistory.org · 24/07/2026
Periodic reminder that if you are being asked by a captcha to type any kind of combinations of keys & especially if they look like shortcut key stroke combinations it is an attack called ClickFix. Basically the prompt is to fool you into downloading & installing malicious software. Stay vigilant!
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
have you seen this nightmare
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Let's all learn from my fail by arming ourselves with Amazon's best-selling pepper spray. Capsaicin in the eyes is a really bad time. I think it's something everyone should have on hand. amzn.to/44CC7Wb
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Amazon.com : SABRE Pepper Spray with Quick Release Keychain for Self Defense – Maximum Police Strength OC Spray with UV Marking Dye, Twist Lock Safety, Finger Grip, 10‑Second Spray, 14‑ft Range, Made ...
Amazon.com : SABRE Pepper Spray with Quick Release Keychain for Self Defense – Maximum Police Strength OC Spray with UV Marking Dye, Twist Lock Safety, Finger Grip, 10‑Second Spray, 14‑ft Range, Made ...
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Definitely the last time I cut hot peppers without nitrile gloves and then take my contacts out
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
we are in the “because we can” phase of grocery protein science
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Obsession what a great movie to take in and then head right to bed
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
oh of course, yes, ebtire
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
When you fly, travel with as little data as possible. In airports featuring Customs and Border Patrol, CBP can search your devices without a warrant and without probable cause. Consider what they may find before you leave. aeroxplorer.com/articles/tsa...
aeroxplorer.com
TSA Can't Search Your Phone, But CBP Will: Understanding Your Rights at U.S. Borders
Travelers face different rules at TSA checkpoints and CBP border crossings. Learn why customs agents can search your phone and what you can do about it.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
EVERYTHING IS BAD except that one time it worked out for me WE’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the worst speech I’ve ever heard by an adult human
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Why ride my bike to the UPS store in 6 minutes when I could have gotten there in 3 minutes in my 4-ton sub-10mpg diesel truck, life's mystery
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
every single time i see this Fedex status WE HAVE YOUR PACKAGE i get this Liam Neeson visual
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When you conclude your corporate communication with "Thank you for your cooperation"
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
yes of course, a handful of yogurt, we all do this
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The lady parading around Whole Foods today having a speakerphone conversation with ChatGPT was pretty much how I would open the sequel to Office Space
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
come on man
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Griff Tannen is a minor antagonist from Back to the Future Part II who also dabbled in high end confections sold in Chelsea Market
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What does this do
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
selling fifty cents for ten dollars is peak
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Mister Bagel is a shrewd manager of finance and no one else will handle my money, certainly not those carpetbaggers from Camden
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
does this place take health insurance, what is this now
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