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Jason

@hoppercaf.bsky.social
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Painter based in London. Addicted to overpriced coffee and amateur cyclist (he/him) | If you don’t support trans people, please remove yourself immediately 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ www.instagram.com/jason__tessier

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 16h
Love coming up for air and hearing "damn I forgot how good you are at that"
Girl who is going to be ok.
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 18h
Swimming thirst video interuppted by a daddy
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not moving from the beach 🙂‍↕️🏖️
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sam took this photo today of me on a boat on a snorkelling trip in Ko Tao. Feeling my oats again, sozzz
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Spent the afternoon relaxing 🙂‍↕️🏖️
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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Meanwhile you queer ancestors scream through time and space demanding you take and share those nudes!
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wassup ✌🏻
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Boop 💪🏼
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This bathroom lighting is very very harsh - 2/10
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
⭐️
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hot hot hot in Bangkok 🇹🇭
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Family Guy still of Peter wearing a chastity belt and nothing else in bed, being confronted by a horny Grimace
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only annoying thing about going on holiday is that you have to wear all your non-nice clothes the week before, so that your nice clothes are available to wear on holiday. (I’m going on holiday btw)
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scaaron 👻 @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the prince of edging has gone too far!
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Spending today reorganising cards into binders 😅
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Post a character from an animated show that reminds you of you
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Jujutsu Kaisen Kento Nanami Action
ALT: Jujutsu Kaisen Kento Nanami Action
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All the work is SLOWLY paying off. I’ll have abs in 10-20 years 😭😂
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
💪🏼
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@samuellondon22.bsky.social and I just booked to go to Thailand for 2.5 weeks in October! No set agenda on where we will travel to just yet, but any reccomendations for lesser traveled/non-touristy areas are very welcome 👀🙏🏻
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Tom, actually @tomactually.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Pink Bonnet Deezy #WAWG @thatwriterdeezy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me peering into a random new follower's media tab and I see them getting fisted before quickly blocking them
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Scored an absolute bargain on eBay - going to have such a geeky weekend organising all this 😌🫨
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gym on a Saturday eve, groundbreaking 🫨
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
QTP with your favorite Normal-type pokemon!
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Lickitung Eating
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Two new cases of people ‘cured’ of HIV following stem cell transplants to treat cancer, bringing the total cured this way to 13. Note well: this is a dangerous and arduous treatment which can not be scaled up to treat all cases of HIV - although each new case provides more insight. #AIDS2026
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Two more people cured of HIV after stem cell transplants, offering more clues to long-term remission
Two more people appear to be free of HIV after stem cell transplants for cancer treatment, according to case presentations this week at the 26th International AIDS Conference (AIDS 2026) in Rio d...
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Monday 😮‍💨
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh great it's Monday again. Still not rich, still in this hellish job, still wish a pox on everyone.
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Survived last night with @davidkay.bsky.social
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I FUCKING HATE FOOTBALL. It literally gives people an excuse to act like trash 😡
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me all day playing Palworld
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Palworld 1.0 launched yesterday, so of course I’m going to spend all day playing it ☺️
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me doing this workout today and spending the whole hour praying I don’t throw up in this heat 🥵
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Toilets in the office are a bit cramped for photos 😞
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Think my PT is trying to kill me. Bear in mind this is 1 of 2 leg days for the week 😭 today I did: Barbell squats, Romanian deadlifts, b stance machine hip thrusts, heel elevated goblin squats, exercise ball single leg hamstring curls, bent knee Copenhagen raises & back extensions I’m gonna cry 😩
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
No picture (sorry) but my speedos are a bit on the tight side since I’ve put some muscle on over the last few months. Any recommendations for speedo-esq alternatives please?
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Nick Topel & Dominic Calvani in Speedos
ALT: Nick Topel & Dominic Calvani in Speedos
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B00KSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
he SAID you can FAG IT UP 🗣️
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
gm
A car bumper sticker that reads “I got my Prince Albert done at Claire’s”.
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I broke up with my PT yesterday 😭
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Fallen down the rabbit hole of watching people in remote Alaska who live off grid doing large Costco hauls for the year 😭
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Airbnb lighting always hits 💡
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Off to Florence tomorrow and I cannot wait. God I need a few days escape from England
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Kristen Bell as Eleanor: I'm So Tired
ALT: Kristen Bell as Eleanor: I'm So Tired
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realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 31/05/2026
the straights™ beginning tomorrow:
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Come on lunchtime pulls 😮‍💨
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p'ting BOO 💜 @harryisquite.gay · 23/05/2026
me when someone is taking a photo of me
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I fixed the toilet. Should I change careers?
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Really fancied a pint, so got myself a beer. Am I a lad now?
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Victoria Franklin: Now There's A Real Man
ALT: Victoria Franklin: Now There's A Real Man
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So grateful to all the dads on YouTube who post videos on how to fix stuff around the house. Fixing my toilet wasn’t on my to do list for a Monday morning 😭
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Proud of you @samuellondon22.bsky.social
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