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Jason

@hoppercaf.bsky.social
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Painter based in London. Addicted to overpriced coffee and amateur cyclist (he/him) | If you don’t support trans people, please remove yourself immediately 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ www.instagram.com/jason__tessier

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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 16h
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 18h
Animal cruelty
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 18h
Love coming up for air and hearing "damn I forgot how good you are at that"
Girl who is going to be ok.
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 19h
Was it the ketchup song 👀
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 19h
I’m upset but also grateful the clip doesn’t show me staring at him 😂
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 19h
Swimming thirst video interuppted by a daddy
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 20h
Heheheeh love cha
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 21h
Damn, I came to say this 😂😂
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 21h
As an artist this really gets me going 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️💦💦
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ok that’s slightly better but still
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thanks babes, the sunshine is doing the heavy lifting
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s because I’m not in London regulating the service. Soz babes xxx
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not moving from the beach 🙂‍↕️🏖️
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don’t want the oddballs messaging me saying “HeLlO yOu DiDnT AdD Me To YoUr ClOsE FrIeNdS”
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Mandy Rose Biting Lip
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hope not 😭
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sam took this photo today of me on a boat on a snorkelling trip in Ko Tao. Feeling my oats again, sozzz
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Forced sport involvement is not by choice 😭 dud karate for 5 years too and I hated it all
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m sorry :(
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I only have big thighs after being dragged to play rugby every week as a kid for 4 years 😭😭
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Come and get them whilst they’re hot!
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🙂‍↕️
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So Seductive: Being So Naughty
ALT: So Seductive: Being So Naughty
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Holiday oats (aka temporary oats) - get em whilst they last!
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yayyy hot guys in underwear for everyone 🙂‍↕️🤤
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Spent the afternoon relaxing 🙂‍↕️🏖️
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My new favourite game is to spot someone who’s ordered some alien looking food off an AI poster with the genuine expectation that it’ll look that 🥴🤢
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think you should both compare photos of how they look on you and I’ll judge, for like science or something 👀
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mamma Mia 🙂‍↕️
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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Meanwhile you queer ancestors scream through time and space demanding you take and share those nudes!
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Merci 😘
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wassup ✌🏻
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🔥💪🏼
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sounds like you should skip work instead xxx
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💪🏼💪🏼🔥🔥
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Boop 💪🏼
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE PEOPLE 😞
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The cheek, I mean there’s two huge arms right there!
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This bathroom lighting is very very harsh - 2/10
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve never seen a real pair in the wild before, very cute xxx
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
⭐️
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hot hot hot in Bangkok 🇹🇭
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Family Guy still of Peter wearing a chastity belt and nothing else in bed, being confronted by a horny Grimace
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s always the clothes I wanna wear now too 😂 going to Thailand! (Haven’t fully planned the trip yet though, awksss)
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Confused Math Lady Meme
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pffftt “unintentionally”. At least you’re showing them how to do it properly 😂
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only annoying thing about going on holiday is that you have to wear all your non-nice clothes the week before, so that your nice clothes are available to wear on holiday. (I’m going on holiday btw)
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get your towel on the beach now so you have THE prime spot
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dog Yawning In Car
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Jason @hoppercaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some people do it on purpose I swear! 😔
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