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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 6h

The man next to me on the flight kept asking me riddles. "What's the hardest thing to take off a naked woman" "I dunno, I'm gay" wasn't the right answer 🤷🏻‍♂️

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 11h

Someone at the airport was like "do you know why it's delayed" and I then gave her a rundown of all the flights our aircraft has done today and when the delays in the schedule started and I think she regretted asking.

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 13h

I need to book hotels in South Korea (Seoul and Busan) but I'm struggling to find any I actually want to stay in 😭

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 18h

Thanks to everyone who helped me reach my target of £500! Smashed it! I'm running the Red Run for @positiveeast.bsky.social this November and any donation you can spare is great 🥹 www.justgiving.com/page/philip-...

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You know the "A Ball"... What happens if you have a shallow rectum and your partner is hung like will it just ram into it until you're both very uncomfortable?

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Some of the worst people on earth will get Glastonbury tickets today and you won't and you need to be prepared for that

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#humpday Espana 🇪🇸

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Walked 16km along the RUGGED coastal path today so I can't wait to wake up with washboard abs and a huge ass.

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tom: I think we're in a cruising area Me: yes that man's shorts are around his ankles

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Feeling lumpy today 🫠 but new thong!

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Feeling lumpy today 🫠 but new thong!

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tom: let me take a nice pic of you. Me:

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I ever put "taken" in any of my bios please call the police

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Love LOVE getting an emergency alert on my phone for the bad weather on holiday

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Were those poor blokes recording some porn for their OF at RAF Fairford?

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Beach? Beach!

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I went in the sky again

Photo of a man on an aeroplane lifting up his top

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can't have a cheeky lil holiday cig because it's SUNDAY and everything is closed. Thanks jesus xx

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Love when TfL is like "delays due to train cancellations" and it's like ok stop cancelling the trains?

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Smart Thinking Meme

ALT: Smart Thinking Meme

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Josh wears his trousers like an 11 year old. #strictly

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Going away tomorrow so should be excited but instead I have some weird kind of paralysis where I don't want to get off the sofa and do the prep I need to

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He's recently taken to BITING my arm to wake me up 🫠

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just checked and Stansted still has the 100ml rule!! It's 2026 GET WITH THE PROGRAMME

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Feeling fresh 🍃

Photo of a man with a moustache and a BALD head.

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just need a big fat dick to split me in half and leave me wondering what my name is

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've started going grey VERY quickly on my upper chest and shoulders (also neck/beard) and this can't be happening to me yet 😭😭

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm running the Red Run for @positiveeast.bsky.social again this year! Everyone has been so generous in past years and it's always been so heartwarming when I'm running around the park in the cold! Please donate if you can 🥹 www.justgiving.com/page/philip-...

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Pip does the Red Run 26!

Help Philip Ford raise money to support Positive East

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have had no less than THREE men give me the "I'm really overwhelmed at the moment and don't have the capacity for meeting up" just this week. I'm like a magnet to them 😅

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just found a job which was posted on Wednesday and closes on Monday 🫠 girl do you not want anyone to see it??

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A week on and Estrus is still making me WET

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Opened my front door this morning to find some hair covered "art" print leaning against it... Presumably related to the squat next door that the council continue to ignore 🫠

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Got a new thong 👅👅

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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just read that piece (and then several Instagram posts) about that bar relaxing it's masking policy and omg I'm sorry everyone is fucking insane.

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