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@hootchell.bsky.social
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aspiring grunt

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Sam Bodrojan @helmetgirl.bsky.social · 11h
okay so you know John Wayne gacy jr by sufjan Stevens basically that's how I feel about Elizabeth Holmes
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what the fuck is up with these cider casino ads
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there’s something undignified about the reclining seats at AMC
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what the fuck is owen wilson doing
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
criterion channel still rocks confusing-style. just movie after movie that is guaranteed to be worth watching, and also michael haneke movies for some reason
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
homosexual rigamarole
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i don’t know why but it feels like the Chiefs just always get the immediate benefit of the doubt
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i’m no snob but it’s crazy how many men who wear suits as a job don’t know you FUCKING UNBUTTON WHEN YOU SIT DOWN
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i like how Adventure Time imagines a world where Mitski’s music survives a nuclear apocalypse
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ben Stiller and Jalen Brunson
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BIG FOE
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 11/09/2026
watching the iphone duo video and realizing... the 16:9 days are over... we are entering the era of 4:3. the baggy jeans of aspect ratios
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
same
stressed woman with hands on her temples close up
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/09/2026
Watching sports on Netflix is undignified
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rap: Sam Darnold (hip) expected to miss Week 2 but should be back "sooner than later."
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Awful decision by Maye, but man—shoutout to Josh Jobe and Nehemiah Pritchett. Legion of whom balled the f out tonight.
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Caitlin Cooper @caitlinmaycooper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s a lot of NBA fans who may struggle to afford basic needs, let alone tickets. From the aspiration stuff to an agent saying “athletes have the toughest job in the world,” and now the game’s biggest star stanning for polymarket — it’s been a very tone deaf offseason.
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
homosexual rigamarole
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it’s just such a pleasure to watch Gael Monfils play tennis
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
From last night: What a shot from Tommy Paul around the net
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
loose ball recoveries.
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
it’s still so fucking funny Daft Punk announced their retirement by blowing themselves up
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Thursday the 20th
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i’m so worried i’d be too nervous to be a good hang with the muppets
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy Friday to you guys
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Sam Bodrojan @helmetgirl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sometimes I fear my selective talents and hypersexual aurafarming have distracted from the fact that I’m annoying and usually incorrect
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“John Wick and Shadow the Hedgehog actually have a lot in common”
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geb @geb1999.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
obligatory
@Kali_de_Armas
feudal MF DOOM:
on the mic, he's a freeholder
known to lift an ox over each shoulder
ahem... wheat sower and a wif stroker
can't plant the crops if it gets one degree colder

*woman's voice says "Villein"*

his work is agricultural
everything he makes, the lords tax it multiple
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
bullpens emptying is the funniest thing ever. “yeah, let’s casually job next to each other but I’m SOO mad at you”
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
one day we all realize we’re either Bob Dylan, Morrisey, or Jeff Mangum. and it’s never the one you wanted
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
today, i’ve already laughed and cried (watched The Holdovers)
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
in Arizona, Katie Hobbs is running on reelection in part of “Denying Saudi’s access to our water” which really makes clear how our nationalism is still a strong motivator
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 31/07/2026
My doctor: you could eat more salads My tv: do not eat the salads that make you poop to death My Secretary of health: it’s ok to eat poison liver as long as you don’t get vaccinated
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
See, this is the type of tweet you're allowed to screenshot
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two hyenas are sitting in a classroom of various wild animal students. Their teacher, a gazelle, is standing next to a lion cub who is giving a presentation. The teacher snaps at the two hyenas, “boys! Stop laughing or I’ll separate you.” Panel 2: “continue, Jessica,” says the teacher off panel. One of the hyenas, stifling laughter, peeks out from under his hand at the other hyena. Panel 3: the other hyena is staring directly at him with an uncanny seriousness. The first hyena can’t contain his laughter.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
WE CRY TOGETHER is so funny cause she’s talking about systemic issues and Kendrick is just like “uhhhhh but men are sad sometimes”
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
silly how anyone who describes themselves as punk on tinder is plainly not punk at all
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 24/07/2026
happy one year anniversary of my prophecy coming true
me predicting hulk hogan’s death the night before he died
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hootch @hootchell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
no real rooting interest, just seems like Spain doesn’t have the Mandate of Heaven
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