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Samuel Pinney @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hello internet. I am making a bow this weekend. So far I have a log, and blisters. 1/some until I have a bow.
Three logsA man drawing on a log The handle Axe and log
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Truly an exceptional specimen
Poppyseed, an all-black cat with a few white hairs, sticks her tongue out as she stares off into the middle distance
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
has there ever been a cover version by a white artist that was actually better than the Black artist they stole it from?
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
danielle brooks is so hot it actually hurts my brain. talk about sculpted from marble like a greek goddess
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!
Disclose.tv
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NOW - EU Parliament votes to accept a report, that calls for "the full recognition of trans women as women" as part of the EU priorities for the UN CSW on "women's rights and gender equality."
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
can someone please just do it. i don’t think we can wait for nature to take its course
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i hope the guy who posted that he was sick of writing AI prompts and said he wanted the AI to also write prompts so he could just button-mash until he found something he liked, is having a horrible year already
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
who remembers charity-shop-shoe-gate? with the separation of like 10 years or whatever it was, has your opinion on the matter changed?
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
WOW!!!!!!!
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
as if i don’t already cry when i hear Purple Rain
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
possibly a controversial take but mia goth gives me extremely bad vibes
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go loud @stillicides.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
@hooiwanv.bsky.social I know you are not on here that much but
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Andrew Mar @andrewkmar.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
merry christmas lightning lou
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
@seafoamghost.bsky.social i tried the digestive tea from B&B after seeing you post about it and i needed to say THANK YOU, I've been a regular customer of theirs for years but never tried any of the black teas!
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
me: i must focus on this horrible monday of work youtube: 6h22m deep dive into the lore of Control and Alan Wake??
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Sharrow 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🦄💙📚🎃 @sharrow.eurosky.social · 04/12/2025
Ireland will not compete in Eurovision 2026 after Israel allowed to remain in competition jrnl.ie/6893728 #spéirgorm
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Ireland will not compete in Eurovision 2026 after Israel allowed to remain in competition
Spain and the Netherlands have also confirmed that they will not take part in the contest.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.

Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.

House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”

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House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates
@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
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Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.
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Andrew Mar @andrewkmar.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Eat that ring
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 06/11/2025
If any of you happen to have tne beautiful Sony Ericsson Z600 sat in a drawer somewhere, I am DESPERATE to find the one with the rainbow cover like I had in the 00s. Will gladly buy it from you, or even just the rainbow front and back shells. My 90s/00s room will be incomplete until I find her!
Greatest phone ever, obvs
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 06/11/2025
HEY! DO THIS NOW if you take Vyvanse generics. 💗
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
why is it so impossible to get dim sum for breakfast in this FUCKING COUNTRY
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
i have yet to see a single picture of Zohran where he isn’t doing this exact face: 😁
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
actually don’t have words for the GENIUS that is lily allen
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
important update
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Isa / EvilCleverDog @evilcleverdog.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Using ChatGPT
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
tw child sexual abuse / paedophilia good riddance ian watkins i hope you’re in hell suffering til the heat death of the universe and beyond
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
when the scritches hit
A close-up photo of the big round face of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori - my hand is just out of shot scritching his head. His eyes are mostly closed and his mouth is partially open with his little pink tongue lolling out in a not insignificant blep.A second close-up photo of the big round face of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori - my hand is just out of shot scritching his head, which is slightly more tipped back in this image creating a halo effect with the lamp behind him. His eyes are mostly closed and his mouth is partially open with his little pink tongue lolling out in a not insignificant blep.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Some have claimed unfairly that Jim is not an especially bright cat, but we believe this is untrue, and that the reality is more complex. He is simply very *emotionally* intelligent.
Jim dreaming about licking a big ice creamJim with a catnip banana which, despite being over two years old and long since losing its potency, he remains steadfastly loyal to, over newer, cleaner toys.Jim protecting Charles from South West England's many wolves.
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@stillicides.bsky.social hello my love. i just wanted to say a few things 1) i love you 2) have you read dungeon crawler carl 3) carl (or more accurately his sapient cat princess donut) is to me what gideon is to you
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i gotta say, a third season of alice in borderlands was not what i expected to see
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
screenshot of a tiktok comment by Jamal that says “in the end, he leaned left”
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
to the THOUSANDS of people who sent me the “lisa it’s your birthday” tiktok this week. thank you for validating me as a connoisseur of the golden age of the simpsons. i don’t have much else to build a personality around
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
he is literally blowing a little bubble I can't 😭
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap and gazing somewhat vacantly just above the camera (as is his custom). Giant whiskers adorn his big round face, his orange eyes are slightly closed, and a tiny spit bubble is forming in his ever so slightly open/imminently blepping mouth.
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
time for the red flag parade #LoveIsBlindUK
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
tw sa i want to be into this bsb renaissance but then i remember nick has literally sa’ed dozens of women as well as brian being maga, can we just have kevin and howie on tour and they bring out aj sometimes please
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
why is absolutely everyone in the 28 x Later verse named a derivative of James 😭
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
youtube: would you like to watch 9 hours and 20 mins of unexplained phenomenon and conspiracy theories? me: WOULD I!!!
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
@ewacat.bsky.social hey girl, what’s the most egregious misspelling of your name that you’ve had in an email, do you reckon?
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
maybe trisha is just aiming wide rather than high these days
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
hell? yea, brother
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
ridiculous animal
A close-up of the face of my cream British Shorthair cat curled up on his fleecy blanket on my desk. He is fast asleep, his face is squished up against one of his back paws (pink toe beans on prominent display) and his tongue poking out of his mouth in a tiny blep.
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
my aesthetician recommended i get microneedling to prevent my forehead skin from getting slack where i get botox. is this for real or was she upselling me?:?
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
no thoughts, only scritches
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
FAT FEMMES how are we styling wide leg jeans these days; last time i wore them it was 2003 and i was a size 14
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Kitty Dorkling @kittydorkling.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Oh my goodness, Beetle.
A shorthaired domestic black cat with the most vacant expression imaginable.  Literally nothing going on between the ears.  He also has his tongue stuck out, and his eyes point in slightly different directions.  He is beautiful beyond measure and clearly perfect.
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
there’s a time for everything and you know what, this is exactly when we needed Pitbull
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dungeon crawler jess @hooiwanv.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
why does the lyric “i split the apple down symmetrical lines” scratch my brain so nicely
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Winskillfull @winskillfull.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Once again filled with the wish to oh so gently push his and Wills' faces together
A tubby tuxedo cat on a flower pattern bedspread. He has amber eyes, big round cheeks, a pensive expression and a little pink blep.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
this is not a thinking animal
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap and staring into the camera vacantly with his big orange eyes, his tongue out in a blep that enhances the head empty vibe.My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap and staring into the camera vacantly with his big orange eyes (now slightly more fixedly), his tongue out in a blep that enhances the head empty vibe.An extreme close-up of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori staring just past the camera vacantly with his big orange eyes, his tongue out in a blep that enhances the head empty vibe.A somewhat blurry close-up of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori staring over the camera vacantly with his big orange eyes, his tongue out in a blep that enhances the head empty vibe.
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