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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️

@homespomer.bsky.social
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Reborn in 2017 and dedicated my life to he/him 🏳️‍⚧️

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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Giving out free wallpapers DM me if you want one
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I'm back do you remember me
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
tearing up the soft bread of my heart with the too-cold butter that is your love
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
felt an emotion too
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
fired a few neurons
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
So cool that they finally filmed gay sex on tape
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 10/12/2023
I have to get out of bed, due to wokeness
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Wilder @boobswilder.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
my manager at work says he wants me to work every day he says im incredible he says the only instance of me letting him down is when im not here he says im the best of the best he says god bless you, god bless you and all who raised you, god bless your future,god bless wilder! he says vagina r gross
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Having an episode again
Screenshot of Spotify showing the album Under My Skin by Avril Lavigne
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
if they steal all my data i hope they use it to train an AI that sucks your dick finally
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Spoming at home today
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
cottage cheese core
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I've peed in them so they're mine 😊
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Some people can't even appreciate a good butthole when they smell it
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
One of you recommended this book to me a while ago and I just finished it and it was great, thanks!! Really nice descriptions of how it feels to be othered and also it has passing "normal" mentions of trans people
Cover of the book The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemisin
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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
you can find friends in a puddle but watch out! you can also find foes
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
A bottom so bratty they they can only be tamed by another bratty bottom
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
I need more money to buy my wife pbr
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Love when the airbnb has a mortar and pestle
It's a pic of a small cluttered airbnb kitchen and you see a mortar and pestle in the foreground
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
My cheddar just turned 18 months old
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
yeah like um my eyesight got real bad all the sudden and I have to wear these now so I can see stuff it's just such a hassle I hate it
Me in vanity glasses I just got, they're round with thin black wire frames. It's a bathroom selfie and I'm wearing a short sleeve sweater to complete the academic look
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
what is this thing? found it on a hike
I'm sitting potty style on a rusty metal implement of some sort. Idk looks like a planter with 3 legs and something sticking out the center? Dry brown grass mountains in the background with oak tree clustersSame except I'm facing the opposite direction as if I'm driving it?
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
a polycule but it's just two couples that always ask each other to be the witnesses when signing important documents
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
I stg I just need to go buy a whole chicken for once
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
I have so much lore I forget a lot of it
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
I've got baked on stains
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
send me your bones I'm making a broth
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
cissexual heterogenders
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
musically this is where I'm at right now
One of the Locomia guys doing their dance where they swing around 2 fansNow it's 3. They're all wearing white shirts with fluffy collars and single tone bright outfitsThey're really swinging the fans in this one!
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Say "Oy!" when you're pulling out ONE TIME and suddenly you're oyboy and you never hear the end of it
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
me eating raspberries because I thought the lawn concert was going to be a picnic but turns out it was more like a rave
Me holding an open raspberry container at a dark music venue
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helly🪷 @helena.boutique · 27/10/2023
toblerone4toblerone
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
To the five other people on this site who can relate 🙂
It's an old "Thank you for changing my life" meme with text that says "I'm literally just a world class surgeon who trained for probably over a decade and spent like 10 hours rearranging your junk on a Tuesday" with stock image of a doctor
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
You ever fry cilantro in butter? 👅
My brunch: arugula salad with crispy brat slices and lemon juice and olive oil and stuff that looks like seaweed which is crispy cilantro, beside some cheesy cream of wheat with thinly sliced red onions on top and black pepper
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
doctor diagnosed me with so much poop gotta pee 🥲
Google resut: "in constipation the buildup of stool in the colon places pressure on the bladder. This makes it difficult for the bladder to hold pee..."
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
“like a good neighbor, State Farm is their” see, pronouns aren’t hard.
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
discovering my go-to dispensary has closed on a Friday night 😔 but also weirded out seeing them quote a Bible verse?
Screenshot of dispensary closure page with bible quote: "For I know the plans I have for you" declares the LORD "plans to prosper and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future"
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
leg?
Picture of my hairy thigh in the sunlight and up on the table and wearing socks
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
bro slow down i'm about to orinoco flow
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 20/10/2023
Closing all your browser tabs at once feels like a lil lobotomy
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
If I were the captain of a ship I think I'd probably bring too much stuff on trips
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Buddylingus?
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 16/10/2023
This could be us, but I prefer my own company.
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homespomer🏳️‍⚧️ @homespomer.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Oh, growing this plant is going to be difficult and way above my experience level? Perfect, exactly what I was looking for! 😈 🌱
Printout from a recent seed purchase and the instructions start off with "Seed Propagating Notes-Not all seeds germinate easily..."
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