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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
everyone cool if I just swing my tits around?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
there's too much fucking shit on me
Peeta from the hunger games disguised as a rock
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I must endeavor to increase my holdings of frigates and prostitutes
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Baldurs Gate 3 is fun and all but the bugs have easily wasted over 24 hours of my life.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Starfruit tastes like the shadow of an apple & orange sitting next to each other.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
To quote Dolores O'Riordan, “Doo, doo, doo doo.”
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
call me Crystal Geyser cause I’m bottled at the source
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Alooooooone at the end of the Booniverse, gooning the Boone… 🎶
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
People are always doing this thing to me where they want to reconnect, and then it’s like as we talk my soul can feel them remembering how fucking annoying I am. And then I don’t hear from them for a year.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
I like cheesy little rat boys and women who could kill me. It’s a short list, but it’s my list.
Kili from the Hobbit film series looking cheesy and ratty and adorableMarie Laveau from American horror story looking like she’s about to kill someone
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The Vatican has big naturals and we’re all just suckling at the teats.
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Margo Price @missmargoprice.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Tributing the great Joan Baez in San Fransisco this past weekend at Masonic with our rendition of “The Times They Are A-Changin,’ {the title track of Bob Dylan’s third album which was coincidentally released on this day in 1964.} Watch the full performance here: youtu.be/r1FDYzGO29k?...
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Are we so back??
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Chariots Illustrated Top 10 Hottest Wailing Women
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
New playlist! Kind of random but all in the country/indie/folk realm Neko Case/Judee Sills/Margo Price/Wynonna vibes
Image of a Spotify playlist icon, showing a retro thermos and broken glass in bold colors. The playlist title is Glass in My Thermos
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
baby took a gangster poo, but she’s all out of paper 🎶
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Having a baby for the multi-million dollar bit, and I’m the only one in on the joke.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Up where they fuck up where they cum up where they goon all day in the suuuuuuunnnnn
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I cannot believe that hateful fugly ass big forehead no eyebrow having bitch is at it again.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I spent over 16 hours making a really good playlist that I’m very proud of
Image of a Spotify playlist called Summer Yearning for Bummer Girls by Spotify user brittanymurphywannabe
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I spent over 16 hours making a really good playlist that I’m very proud of
Image of a Spotify playlist called Summer Yearning for Bummer Girls by Spotify user brittanymurphywannabe
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I just used TikTok’s edit caption feature to add “#LGBTQIA” to my post and it was denied for violating guidelines.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
When I’m drunk I’m like if Jacob Wysocki was a girl
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This deserved at least 1 like I mean
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Chariots Illustrated Top 10 Hottest Wailing Women
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I’m gonna get a degree to be a hospital social worker because they literally don’t do anything.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Imagine logging into the most beautiful online game (RDO), and deciding to cap a girl enjoying a beer at the bar, and then systematically torturing her horse and ruthlessly murdering her for the next 45 minutes. Imagine. That.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
One thrifted for $40; one I waited for a year to go on sale, but both my gorgeous basil girls 💕
Photo of a basil green staub enamel kettle and 5 quart cocotte on a pinewood kitchen shelf, surrounded by mixing bowls and random glassware.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
When do I get to cash in all my “talking to an ugly guy out of pity” points ??
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
and what’s left for the sad girls ?
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The economy is so over
A screenshot of a DoorDash menu, showing different simple toasts and their very high prices, example: piece of toasted bread with peanut butter on it - $6.95
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
cursed to envy the skinny white gay men buying all the antiques and houses I want forever I guess
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
spanish really won with “tetas” like it was over after that
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I need them to finish GTA and turn the focus to RDR3. Also I need to write it: Focuses on Annabelle and her years with the gang out west & climaxes with Dutch fatally betraying her in secret. After her death you epilogue as young Arthur processing his grief & add Mexico to the map.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The worst thing about blue states is every gentrified baby being named “Kipling” or “Poetry,” otherwise they’re chill af
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Justice for the witch of the waste though, idk I feel we’ve all been mad at a man before.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
working in events & logistics gave me deadline ptsd
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The reason I don’t do graphic design anymore is because the clients have no fucking concept of graphic design and they end up making you cobble together some busy ass ugly ass shit every fucking time.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
talking champagne wi i shes, caviar drea i eams you deserve nothing but all the finer thi i ings
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Justice for the witch of the waste though, idk I feel we’ve all been mad at a man before.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The Blue Prince not having an auto save is actually killing me right now. On two of my best play-throughs I had a ton of resources, and right when I get pooled a room that I need to progress in the endgame, the whole game crashes and you load back in at the front door.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If fist fights regularly broke out in Congress I don’t think these fuckheads would act so smug.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Terfy lesbians centering men all pride month with “trans mascs can’t be lesbian” discourse is irony, right?
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I don’t want to hear you open your mouth about immigrants from Latin America until you’re able to conceptualize 400 years of colonization. I don’t want to hear you open your MOUTH about immigrants from Latin America until you’re able to conceptualize 400 years of colonization.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Chilaquiles and steak is the ultimate breakfast, sorry, it just is. I’m Puerto Rican and I can admit that Mexicans have us whooped on breakfast, yall. Towel has been thrown in. I need those chipies and beef in the morning 🤤
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Me: Hi wanna be friends? Person: maybe, but I don’t want sex. Me: Cool, me either, I asked to be friends? Person: Idk, you don’t fit this requirement that could only reasonably apply to potential sexual partners. Me: wtf? Every. Fucking. Time.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Me: Hi wanna be friends? Person: maybe, but I don’t want sex. Me: Cool, me either, I asked to be friends? Person: Idk, you don’t fit this requirement that could only reasonably apply to potential sexual partners. Me: wtf? Every. Fucking. Time.
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Where the fuck are we living what the actual fucking fuck
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Kids today will never know Live With Regis and Kelly
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brittanymurphywannabe @britnymrphywannabe.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Remember to share your tough stories this month too if you are able!!! Nothing was more isolating for me than Pride Month when I was young. A lot of younger LBGTQIA+ people can be left feeling very alone by the commodified & packaged representation of the more visible Pride events!
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