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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked

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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

this is so petty lmaooo

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/12/2024

Come light a candle at the Strawberry Memorial

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football

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ESPN @espn.com · 09/12/2024

BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN’s Jeff Passan. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

baseball is amazing because some of the owners are participating in the most expensive auctions of all time while others are like "if toppings are extra i should be able to give you pepperoni and get a discount on this pizza"

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/12/2024

Playoff set.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/12/2024

A Statement from the Sickos Committee Commissioner.

We’ve seen a lot of conferences and teams attempting to lobby their way into the College Football Playoff. We understand that the decision is very tough for the College Football Playoff Committee. As Commissioner of the Sickos Committee, no one, I mean no one, watches more college football than us. We deserve the opportunity to replace the College Football Playoff Committee. We are the higher ranked committee according to college football fans. We deserve this opportunity and we hope the College Football Playoff Committee does what is right.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Skattebo "A HUMAN WRECKING BALL"

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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

So damn embarrassing. Abandoning necessary support for queer people because one player is bigoted show that you really don’t care at all.

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

KD crossover on Wemby 🔥

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whitney m @itswhitney.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

so apparently the W just accidentally released the toronto team name??? toronto tempo is a choice lol

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I’ve developed a little mantra over the course of a spectacular college football season that’s been brilliant in spite of—and occasionally because of—the millions of changes in the sport. They Can’t Make This Suck. We get to decide what matters. open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...

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They can't make college football suck

A mantra for a sport that keeps changing—but keeps making magic.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Jameis Winston: "I'm just praying for the lord to deliver me from pick sixes"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

me unhooking a woman's bra: sorry, i don't comment on womenswear

Twitter user paularambles tweets: "(derek guy unhooking your bra) ah, a three-hook closure. functional, yet elegant. you don't see this craftsmanship in ready-to-wear anymore. is this vintage?"

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/12/2024

No more sports commentators saying "video game numbers" unless the athlete in question is putting up Jameis nonsense

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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Jesus as an 8yo, following his mother around the house, telling her facts about Minecraft: "MARY DID YOU KNOOOW that if a creeper gets struck by lightning it gets turbocharged? MARY DID YOU KNOOOW that there's a command to summon a mooseshroom? DID YOU KNOOOW that redstone circuits can--"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Kash Patel apparently runs a "America First" clothing line. "Tired of seeing your money go overseas?" reads a product page. "Support your fellow Americans by purchasing a Protect Our People t-shirt." Shirt appears to be made on Next Level blanks ... which are made in Central America and Haiti.

A screenshot from Kash Patel's clothing line website. It shows a "Protect Our People" t-shirt. The page reads:

Protect Our People T-Shirt
$35.00

Tired of seeing your hard earned money go overseas? Support your fellow Americans by purchasing a Protect Our People T-shirt and help us raise funds to support those affected by recent natural disasters. All net proceeds will go to the Kash Foundation.

Snug fit.

4.3-oz., 60% combed ring spun cotton, 40% polyester.

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration.

Size Chart: Chest Width (Measure under the arm & around the fullest part of the chest with arms down, keeping tape horizontal.)

XS: 33-35″, S: 35-38″, M: 38-41″, L: 43-44″, XL: 45-48″, 2XL: 48-52″, 3XL: 53.5-56″, 4XL: 59-61.5

A screenshot from a t-shirt supplier. The page shows one of their Next Level blank t-shirt products. The specifications for the shirt matches Kash Patel's page. Each blank costs $4.53 if you purchase in bulk.

A screenshot from Next Level Apparel's website. It shows their manufacturing facilities, which are located in Central America and Haiti.

A screenshot from an Excel document that you can download from Next Level Apparel's website. It shows more detailed information about where these factories are located (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, and El Salvador)

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Josh Allen throws the ball to Amari Cooper who laterals it back to Allen for a TD 🫡

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Dion Dawkins setting trends

Dion from the side wearing Oakley ski goggles over his helmet, white helmet with a blue jersey on the sideline

Dion from the front wearing Oakley ski goggles over his helmet and the facemask, white helmet with a blue jersey on the sideline

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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Planting flags is good and everyone should do it every time forever. This weekend's "recap": - The Egg Bowl died so every other game could live - Only one game lasted long enough, evidently - Yet another Fuck Ohio Week? Already?

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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: EVERYTHING IS EGG BOWL

Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 12/01/2024 · 1h 46m

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

put south carolina in the playoff i wanna see something

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

can I interest you in a Mario Cristobal, Ohio State Head Coach

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/11/2024

As called by Todd Ellis on South Carolina Gamecocks radio & heard on the Varsity app:

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

we’re all gonna die watching this

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

They call it free football but it’s cost us everything.

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

every single player on the tech roster rn

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

CLEAN OLD FASHIONED HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

That’s one of the most skillful fumble recoveries I’ve ever seen

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

No matter how this game ends I want everyone to know I fucking hate watching Mike Bobo call plays and always have

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Save this image to your phone and have it handy for whenever you find yourself arguing with a family member today. It’s the ultimate digital Uno Reverse card. Flash it to their face and walk away.

Guy who reinvented the concept of time saying I’m not crazy, you’re crazy.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 27/11/2024

71,000 people. 71,000 people have raised their hands and said, "We will stand by our pan this Thanksgiving and not burn down our homes."

A giant erupting volcano. An enormous turkey the size of a mountain is emerging from the center. The turkey is holding a fire extinguisher in one wing and a turkey fryer pot in the other. The text reads: The Thanksgiving volcano! Nobody likes The Thanksgiving Volcano. Fry your turkey safely. Follow the directions for your fryer. Only fry a turkey outside and away from your home or other flammable materials. Never use turkey fryers in an enclosed area like the garage or porch. Stand by your turkey!

A woman singing and dancing in her kitchen. Behind her is a large sentient cooked turkey holding a pot and fire extinguisher also dancing. It is Trent Turkey! They are listening to Se Pone Caliente off of CPSC’s debut album ‘We’re Safety Now Haven’t We’. The woman sings loudly, “Yo no se pa' que pretendes que no eres peligrosa!” The text reads: Celebrate Thanksgiving the Trent Turkey way! Stand by your pan, America! Unattended cooking is the #1 cause of home fires. Make sure you have a working fire extinguisher and working smoke alarms in your home

Two dads and their kid at the kitchen table looking at a recipe on a tablet. There is a sentient cooked turkey behind them holding a sauce pan - it is Trent Turkey! One dad says, "Is it still behind me?" The other dad replies, "Yes. Be quiet!" Their kid says, "I love you, Trent Turkey!" The text reads: Plan your Thanksgiving the Trent Turkey way! Make sure you have a working fire extinguisher, working smoke alarms, and stand by your pan! Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires!

A man, Uncle Jimmy, cutting a turkey with a suspiciously blank expression. He's wearing a chef hat, but it is unclear if he is a trained chef. The text reads: Nobody knows why Uncle Jimmy is mad at birds. Uncle Jimmy looks at the cooked turkey and mutters, "comeuppance." The text continues: But everyone is glad he stands by his pan and always has a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number on cause of home fires.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 25/11/2024

No one has ever been down worse

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 25/11/2024

Drake waited untill Kendrick released 12 new songs that were NOT "Not Like Us," at which point Drake loudly reminded everyone about "Not Like Us." Incredibly masterful gambit sir

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/11/2024