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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 12h

Tonight a customer told me that "the Mormons" own the Coca Cola corporation. This is a conspiracy theory I can see myself endorsing.

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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

あなたはいくつみかんを顔に乗せられますか？がんぼるぞい！ How many tangerines can you balance on your face? Photo from October 2024

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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

On two separate occasions now I've had a doordash shopper looking for wine stare at the word "Sauvignon" and come up with "Scandinavian"

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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

As I age, I am growing to accept that sweet corn is an S-Tier vegetable

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Oh god. Fingering, but your fingers make the noise that Fred Flintstone's toes make when he goes bowling.

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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Held By The Land

Beneath a moonlit, starry sky, silhouetted birds fly south, as a heavy stone disk descends over the land. A dark figure of a wolf woman sits, cradling a small wolf child in its lap. They rest, nestled among the islands towering over the landscape of isles, inlets, and mountains of the puget sound.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026

Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

swanboy.com/comic/double...

First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy and Cassie get ready for their double date with Crystal and Noel while they discuss killing a cowboy.

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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Collapsing under the Immense Pressure to fart and shit as quietly as possible

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Anhes @anhesart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Another artistic pose just for fun 😘

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katotonic @katotonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wolfies

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026

wait hold on, Diddy isn't Donkey Kong's son??? He's just some guy Donkey Kong knows???

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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am Too Horny at this Professional Union Conference and I need to be put in Jail

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

remembering Joe Biden’s 2022 60 Minutes interview

How would you say your mental focus is?
President Joe Biden (15:58):
Oh, it's focused. Look, I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself in my own head the number of years. I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly. I mean, it's just not... I haven't observed anything in terms of... There's not things I don't do now that I did before, whether it's physical or mental or anything else.
Speaker 1(16:26):
You have had a string of legislative successes recently-
President Joe Biden (16:32):
How's an old guy do that?

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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

paradise

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hate this shit so fucking much country is not the music of the "white working class" it's the music of car dealership owners who drive F-150s and wear cowboy hats. This whole "country is actually the counter-culture" shit is pushed by the white ruling class Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Got sent a clip of Babymetal's instrumentalist playing Metallica and it got me thinking what if they actually got Babymetal to record covers of songs by other metal bands. "Laid to Rest" as performed by Babymetal. "I Cum Blood" - Babymetal.

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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gotta love how many Zionists really think they're cooking with the defense of "if it's a genocide, why isn't it working??"

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't

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Jelly @jellyjampudding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

morning

3 cats in their apartment. One has coffee, one has a cigarette (and is naked I guess) and one is just watching curiously

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

wondering how many dudes have asked fred schneider if he'd do the voice while having sex

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026

it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.

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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

good momo, i woke up late

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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 11/09/2026

Trans people are constantly asked to treat their full and equal rights as human beings as something LESS than absolute, something LESS than a red line. "Oh sure he's bad on the trans stuff but he's good on other policies!" It is obscene.

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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Housing three mandarins back to back at 4 am is a truly unique experience and I recommend it.

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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

So I looked up some video tutorials and after all this time I think I can confidently say that I've learned how to dougie

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Small Dog Devotion @hollowcorndog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The World Humanoid Robot Games implores us to imagine a world in which 80% of Olympic athletes were just constantly eating shit and breaking their bones

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Dinosaurs died out bc they ate pills off the dance floor at the club

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t

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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I'm just having fun

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

queen of hearts 💔

a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

the thing is like public health child literacy civil rights social justice rural poverty once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle and that is harder than becoming rich

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DonJCT @donjuanct.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I'm gonna make you wish you were always born

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

age 16: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 46: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for a functional search engine or the library or friends

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Not sure what possessed me to make this

The infamous "loss" webcomic, usually depicting someone bursting into a hospital and working his way through. The characters have been replaced by the "reverse bimbo" meme girl, going from more "ordinary" to more sexualized as she movez

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Dog That Moves @doggymove.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM I ALSO WOULDN'T FEEL BAD IF THE MUSIC NEEDED TO TAKE OVER FOR A MINUTE TO FINISH IT'S A COMFORT THING FOR THE MUSIC, NOT INDICATIVE OF MY SEXUAL PERFORMANCE AS A WHOLE, WHICH ALSO DOES NOT WHOLLY REPRESENT MY OVERALL QUALITIES AS A LOVER

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 15/03/2026

spank me like one of your nearly empty marinara jars..

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