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@hillohbeanz.bsky.social
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Sarcastic GenX crone in Minnesota.

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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 15h
For all of you going through menopause "early", please spare a thought for me, over here skewing the average upward
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18h
the president: let’s murder all citizens in blue cities the media: he speaks in riddles it’s unclear what he really means
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually I think the Kardashians are frugal stewards of public funds, so this ad doesn't work on me
A negative campaign flyer about Zack Stephenson, saying he "wasted our tax dollars like he is a Kardashian"
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bambi (really and truly)
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🎃 Cat-O-Lantern Partsch Conlan 🎃 @catconlan.net · 04/10/2026
* Beastie Boys voices *
twee bathroom sign that says:

If you stand up to pee 

it's not a GAME

Look where you pee

Looke where you AIM

If you're not careful

And your aim is poor

That's the reason why

YOU pee on the FLOOR
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same but for MST3K riffs
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Repeat it loudly and often.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
board games
ALL BOARD GAMES ARE COOPERATIVE!
you work together to get to the end so you can stop playing
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
static.klipy.com
Colin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire Glare
Alt: Colin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire Glare
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not now, I'm playing Grandma in the Church Basement Cooking for the Fall Festival
A brimming pot of beef barley stew
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, reading your posts
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a trove of the latest takes on iced coffee at interviews, but I am not sure if they're correct. Follow me into the catacombs and I'll show you
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Growing up in Indiana, I was taught to bring a chili dog to my interviews and ask (politely) if I could sit in the hiring manager's lap while I ate it. It's called workplace norms, folks.
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very tempted to go to this event and lose my shit if there's nobody there who looks like this
A terrible AI generated image promoting*Anoka s Nashville Night ", featuring a singer who appears to be two people melded into one body
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I took today off and have gone back to bed
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My cat must think his name is "What are you doing" and/or "Why are you like this"
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Picking this up for the first time in a while... #WIPWednesday #crossstitch (This is a kit from RTO called "Observer")
A small cross stitch project in process, it looks a little like a cat peeking out from something
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
don't be scared!
Don’t be scared! Come along
and take a bike ride
with me! We’ll
narrowly avoid
death about
eleven times
and get
yelled at by
car drivers
for no ap-
parent reason!
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you find yourself with a butternut squash, I made this soup last night and it was very good eathealthy365.com/the-absolute...
eathealthy365.com
The Absolute Best Winter Squash Soup (Easy & Creamy)
Tired of bland squash soup? My foolproof recipe uses a secret roasting technique for the deepest flavor. Get the easy, creamy, homemade winter squash soup recipe!
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rather than being mad at the Lynx erasure, I am choosing to be impressed that Toronto can play in two places at once
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
don't worry!
LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE!
Don't worry though!
The rich will be fine!
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now everyone can have Sad Beige Toys for Sad Beige Children
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the story of the day
The story of the day! A third
party weighs in on a
squabble between two
people you don’t know!
You also
don’t know
the third
person! Read
all about it
for some
reason!!!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it will be really frustrating if ai does destroy civilization after we've worked so hard to do it ourselves
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Snowball and Poutine the day they came home
Me holding a black kitten (Snowball) and smiling. A black and white kitten (Poutine) is curled up asleep on my shoulder
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[explaining social media to aliens] yeah you basically scroll a little screen for hours and get absolutely furious
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Republican candidates have decided Anoka County voters care about only one thing, and that one thing is "the word fraud next to a picture of Governor Walz"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
taking walks
Taking walks can reduce your sense of impending doom.
Try to walk 24 hours a day if possible!
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"head south to the city's West Side"
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Uuuh whut
A map from my dialect that shows I talk like someone from southern Florida, a place I have never lived
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry!
internet in heaven: it's just the internet from 2007
internet in hell: you're on it
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just found out one of my direct reports created an absolute piece of AI slop that has ended up wasting the time of multiple senior leaders. Such intelligent, very efficiency
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
AI can create terrible e-learning modules, and my employer can require me to complete them, but neither can stop me from putting my headset on the desk and walking away while the terrible module plays
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you have peaches and you want to make peach cobbler, I can recommend this one. tastesbetterfromscratch.com/peach-cobbler
tastesbetterfromscratch.com
This Secret Ingredient Makes Peach Cobbler Irresistible
Juicy, ripe peaches baked under a crisp, golden crust—this Southern classic brings back memories of warm evenings, backyard cookouts, and Grandma’s kitchen. It’s simple, comforting, and the ultimate w...
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anoka Awooo
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
we all have opinions on the topic of the day, but late august is a great time to see what ripe fruits hang untouched from trees around you, and eat some of it. check fallingfruit.org etc for maps if you don't know where to start
fallingfruit.org
Falling Fruit
A massive, collaborative map of the urban harvest uniting the efforts of foragers, freegans, and foresters around the world. Explore and share information about the sources of free food in your neighb...
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh my dear sweet friends. Allowing people to bypass the inconveniences that come with living in a society by paying money is how we got into this mess.
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This would partly explain why the express bus area was a huge mess at the end of the night. They prioritized getting people back to Minnetonka due to 394 being closed and the difficulty of getting the buses back for another run.
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@firewally.bsky.social *waves at you and Weird Al*
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
SEE U IN THE TREE'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A MAD SKLETEAN "ITS TOO HARD TO BE ALIVE, WE SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS, WE SOULD BE EATING THE PEOPLE WHO SET EVERYTHING UP THIS WAY " - ITS HARD TO WAKE UP ITS HARD TO GO TO SLEEP ITS HARD TO EAT ITS HARD TO STOP EATING ITS HARD TO ESCAPE THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTING AND THE BUZZ OF THE SURVEILLANCE GRID THAT SURROUNDS US , THE COMPUTER ONCE OUR BEST FRIEND HAS TURNED TO A BOOT ON OUR NECK , WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? COMPLAIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It should be against the law for me to get to the State Fair from Anoka in less than half the time it takes my kid to get here from Whittier
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nobody goes to the State Fair, it's too crowded
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TODAY HAS UNLIMITED POTENTIAL AND WE HAVE UNLIMITED POWER TO PROVE LOVE. sounds like a winning combination to me
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
aging
I’ve failed to
internalize
any lessons
learned
by
aging.

Not me! I
didn’t fail!
I just didn’t
want to be
a better
person!
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Who is the target audience of your posts" formerly gifted-kid 41-year-olds with internet-induced brain damage
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Hill @hillohbeanz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@melmall.bsky.social and I had a great time playing "Lynx Fan or Concert Goer?" on Monday. We also got to sing along to our favorite MCR song, "I pee in your pool"
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
trying to win a trade negotiation with Canada by demanding less French is like trying to win a game of checkers by jamming your dick in an electrical outlet
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ash 🏳️‍⚧️ @rollingfor20.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I need every cis person I know to read this
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