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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 23/09/2026
You voted for your daughter’s death and it should torment you until you meet your own
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Eric Allix Rogers @ericallixrogers.com · 28/09/2026
Backstairs possum blessing for ur timeline
Close up photo of a possum.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser
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BeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
💥 Happy 21st of September❗️
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Important
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning gay people
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fact that he views public assets as belonging to the government is the problem. They don't belong to the government. They belong to the public. They belong to us. Not the Liberals, not Parliament, not him. Us. He's a caretaker, not an owner.
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carney is anti-labour and that was obvious from the start.
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Emma Arkell @emmaarkell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This "significant labour legislation" could very likely end the right to strike for thousands of workers through expanding whose work is "essential," lengthening bargaining timelines or introducing US style laws. pressprogress.ca/mark-carneys...
pressprogress.ca
Mark Carney’s Government is Rushing Through Major Changes to Canada’s Labour Laws. Unions Say Workers Should Be Alarmed.
Unions are warning Carney is planning to place limits on the right to strike and deliver other items on 'Corporate Canada's wish list'
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am going to become the Joker
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love to donate Aid To The Region
Statement from Robert Kraft: 

I have dedicated much of my life to building bridges between all people. I believe deeply that all lives are worth protecting. Earlier today, before Macklemore challenged me to match his donation, Ed called me and asked me to commit $2 million to match his donation to aid in the region to fight this humanitarian crisis. Ed now plans to reach out to other venue owners and our goal is to continue to work together to build bridges. 

In addition, I’d like the people who are speaking in support of the Palestinian people to know that for decades, I have supported efforts that create opportunity for Palestinians and have brought young Palestinians and Israelis together to build businesses, create jobs, and forge relationships.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What if one good thing happened
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sorry Ms. Jackson (ooh)
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dude I am so sick of Americans
Tweet from @UnderdogWNBA: Caitlin Clark when asked about having to finish the game without Kelsey Mitchell:

"Maybe if Canada had air conditioning, that would probably be helpful. It's a million degrees in here."

(via @OmerOsman200)
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I hope they tell him to shove it up his ass
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am sooooo tired of hearing about how we can’t have bike lanes because sometimes cyclists blow through stop signs. Do you know how many times every pedestrian has nearly been hit by a car? And yet no one is suggesting we stop building car lanes.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE TO HAND IT TO DOUG FORD
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This week on #VibeCheckPod, I set aside some time to talk about Hakeem Jeffries…
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
if given a binary choice between mild social democracy with universal healthcare & a 1000-year MAGA reich, the establishment dems wouldn't even have to think about it. it'd be heil trump in 5 seconds
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the democrats would rather lose perpetually than win on the left, and they would rather lose than win too big and have people expect them to do things. their incompetence will always be proportional to the ease of victory
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 25/08/2026
This is an absolutely wild way to talk about LITERAL KITES
Israel must remember the danger carried by Gaza kites, Hamas dictating tempo at border - editorial
Israel has paid far too high a price to relearn this lesson. The kites crossing the border today may contain nothing, but the next ones may not. We should not wait and see.At least six kites crossed from Gaza into Israel over the past week, with other reports putting the number higher. None of those recovered so far carried explosives, and no Israelis were endangered. The IDF said it believes Palestinian youth, some only 12 or 13 years old, are being used to launch them, likely at the direction of Hamas terrorists.A border is either defended, or it is not. If Hamas permits organized launch sites to operate, it should understand there will be a price. The IDF should also have clear procedures for detecting, intercepting, and handling anything that crosses from Gaza before residents stumble across it.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026
you gotta live like someone who deserves their own memorial hot dog after they die
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in 2005, Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar for Best Original Song for the film Hustle and Flow ("Hard Out Here For A Pimp"). Dolly Parton was nominated in the same category. After celebrating heavily, they had a nice personal note awaiting them when they arrived back home.
An excerpt of the oral history of Three 6 Mafia winning an Oscar in 2005 as told to Variety.

DJ Paul: I woke up in my hotel room the next morning with my housecoat on and a bottle of champagne in my hand, and the phone ringing because the Hollywood Reporter or somebody was calling for an interview and taking pictures of us. Then we did some interviews and flew back home.

When we landed there was so many people in the airport waiting for us, there was applause, the minute we stepped off the airplane people started going crazy, it was almost like a little parade at the airport for us. It was crazy.

Juicy J: When we got back to Memphis, Dolly Parton actually sent us a letter congratulating us and signed it, saying she was just happy [the award] came back to Tennessee.
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hideousheart .•° @hideousheart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the sicko has logged on #CanCon
tub of delicious tiger tail ice cream with bowl and spoon next to it
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Ordinary Notes @hystericalblkns.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gary, Indiana has been without power almost 2 weeks.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/08/2026
#themoreyouknow
Lost of animal sounds Wikipedia entry for the snail, sound categorized as 'Munch, crunch'
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
buddy i have never used it. i don't know how to use it. i don't know if it's an app or what. i will never use it. if it disappeared today i'd go out and celebrate because it being gone would be instantly great for the planet and humanity
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divine beastmode @gunstreet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
GIVE ME A PAPER MENU PUT YOUR STORE HOURS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE DOOR PUT THE MOVIE SHOWTIMES ON THE MARQUEE LET ME PAY IN CASH LET ME ORDER FROM A HUMAN INSTEAD OF A TOUCHSCREEN GIVE ME A LOYALTY STAMPCARD THAT'S AN ACTUAL CARD AND NOT AN APP
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hideousheart .•° @hideousheart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You ever get home from work and lay in bed looking at Instagram stories on your phone while eating 10 double stuf Oreos?
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