Reposted by Peter KarlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3hHi, folks. This is your captain speaking. Have you ever heard voices that told you to do something horrible 512526
Reposted by Peter KarlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thanks for your 12-part scholarly reply to my joke about Hitler's dick 418722
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One would imagine studios learned from the success of Barbie to have a good script. But apparently not. 000
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Not having a single laugh took some of the fun out of the Ted Lasso finale. 000
Reposted by Peter KarlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in 3047090
Reposted by Peter Karlin108.9 The Hawk @1089thehawk.com · 07/10/2026“ABACAB. The best Genesis album.” 093
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is it outwitting when your daddy leverages his empire to pay for your new toy?hollywoodreporter.comHow David Ellison’s Skydance Outwitted EveryoneAn inside story of the billionaires, ultimatums, frantic texts and hush meetings behind the $111 billion deal bringing together Warner Bros. and Paramount. The megadeal twists and turns even had David... 020
Reposted by Peter KarlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult 1725341
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They just showed a fan at the Rays game with a cowbell and everyone around him wants to kill him with their bare hands. 030
Reposted by Peter KarlinJoseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We can still create wonders 491298194
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Pope really is looking out for the White Sox. 041
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I quit drinking and it hasn’t changed my friend group at all. Still go to dive bars (Shirley Temple, please). But I feel for younger people. That’s a hard time of life to be the sober one. Doubt I could’ve done it then. My friends do love that they have a designated driver now.washingtonpost.comHow quitting drinking can upend marriages and friendshipsDrinking less is becoming more common, and the social rules around sobriety are still catching up. 062
Reposted by Peter KarlinEric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The colossal burger at Dodger Stadium is $124.99, in what I can only describe as “fuck off” pricing 5350575
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Who’s your favorite three-legged dog? Mine’s Merle. 041
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank god there’s a walnut warning on my walnuts. 1142
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’d do terrible if a whale ate me. There isn’t even a shower in there. 030
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you haven’t checked Aaron Sorkin’s new look yet, soak this in and read the comments.instagram.comsonypicturesuk on Instagram: "Aaron Sorkin joins the cast of The Social Reckoning at the UK Gala Screening. Only in cinemas October 9.View all 971 comments"Aaron Sorkin joins the cast of The Social Reckoning at the UK Gala Screening. Only in cinemas October 9. 010
Reposted by Peter KarlinGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if it's not one thing, it's another 6699
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In the back of my parents yellow Chevy Vega. I’m old but not THAT old, Paper Moon was purposely in black and white. 020
Reposted by Peter KarlinPeter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Whoa, that doesn’t sound like Hitler. 4203
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Having a hard time imaging George Peppard making fudge. Maybe with a half empty pitcher of martinis at his side. 120
Reposted by Peter KarlinMilo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Scum of the Earth just told Jennifer at WKRP in Cincinnati they will not accept an invitation to tour with Ed Sheeran. 061
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have strong opinions about two artists I don’t know a single song of and a bunch of opening acts I’ve never heard of. 161
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There is only one reason a business would call for slowing itself down: the product is horseshit. 000
Reposted by Peter KarlinJerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 12/09/2026Yes, your honor, I threw the molotov cocktail. But I threw it ironically. 072
Reposted by Peter KarlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm suspicious of organized religion. I think it goes back to my childhood. When I watched our cult leader carve open my father’s chest and offer his still-beating heart to the gods 1941166
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s like the #Dodgers added two new stars today, Josue de Paula and Kyle Tucker. 010
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The first recorded use of the horse walks into a bar joke is 1882. Must’ve killed back then. 021
Reposted by Peter KarlinThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Beating the system by buying 10 4-pieces instead of the 40 2233
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ted Lasso spared us a sappy Christmas episode by giving us a sappy New Year’s Eve episode instead. 000
Reposted by Peter KarlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/01/2025If you see something (horses), say something ("horses") 491662369
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Your Honor, please try a bite of exhibit A and exhibit B. Now I ask you…news4sanantonio.comMan fatally shoots cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicierA New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chile enchiladas was hotter. 020
Reposted by Peter KarlinPeter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Don’t ask me how it came up, but you can buy a baby fox.dragonstoneranch.comFennec Foxes For Sale | Pet Fox Breeder | Dragonstone RanchAdopt fennec and bat-eared foxes that have been hand-raised and well-socialized. Exotic fox kits come with a care package, travel carrier, and breeder support. 001
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Don’t ask me how it came up, but you can buy a baby fox.dragonstoneranch.comFennec Foxes For Sale | Pet Fox Breeder | Dragonstone RanchAdopt fennec and bat-eared foxes that have been hand-raised and well-socialized. Exotic fox kits come with a care package, travel carrier, and breeder support. 001
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Rolling out to buy distilled water for my cpap machine. Real meet cute opportunity. 1182