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GreenGuy

@heygreenguy.bsky.social
159 followers 331 following 1.1K posts

Video game enjoyer, variety streamer, guy who is funnier in his head than in actuality. The one and only @heygreenguy, presumably.

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maud @peloriemate.net · 19h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Smight 🐌 @smight.bsky.social · 23h
How Castlevania has been going in the shuffler
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Oblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
M'aiq the Liar: An angry man once called M’aiq “woke.” Of course M’aiq is woke! M’aiq is not sleeping and does not wish to live in a dream world, afraid of imaginary ghosts. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player talking to a Khajiit (humanoid tiger) man in grayish blue robes, in the rain, out on a dirt path with grass, rocks, moss, and swamp trees in the background.
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really bad account @rikagirlhusband.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sega has betrayed their loyal fans. His name was "Sonic" and now in an act of spite, he's been renamed to "McLaren Racing". They've officially gone too fucking far. I will no longer be buying products in the "McLaren Racing The Hedgegog" series.
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 681: "Gonzo's tech guy"
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What part of the journey involves the ToS/EULA/Social Contract being enforced? Are we also factoring in the escort/class quests being held hostage by a certain community to extort money from players or coerce them into joining a community they clearly want nothing to do with?
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
hey i have a bit about this
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2, 2026)
Text reads, "On the world map, there are various place you can travel to, including settlements, dungeons, and roads. These are called locations."
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Time to take a piss."
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Baronhaynes @baronhaynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idea by @decentdoicm.bsky.social and @mstangdoespuzzles.bsky.social
meme of a person telling a computer to say "i am alive" and responding with astonishment when it does, but they're playing Lifeline and Rio responds with "leave the room? ok" instead
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The thing I'm waiting for is the same thing to happen to an Alliance city eventually, and for Blizzard to go "we learned from the feedback from Silvermoon, guys!" and the Alliance-exclusive section ends up with every possible service in more convenient places than the neutral part.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/10/2026
you're telling me this is how you built the city
just a silly photoshop of a slab with a city on it and it's up on top of a massive rock and a massive roll, like a bolder and some bread
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we gotta go back
F-ZERO GX for gamecube
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We need another campaign of Black Shadow being a dipshit and dancing every time he does a terrorism.
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Black Shadow from F-Zero Amidst Explosions
ALT: Black Shadow from F-Zero Amidst Explosions
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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buggo baby’s journey @onryo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
A Cookie's Bustle "25th secret event" Cookie Blair bearA Cookie's Bustle t-shirt, featuring Cookie Blair flying in the airMusicians playing instruments alongside a mascot of Cookie Blair, a teddy bear girl
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 04/10/2026
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Yunque del Escudo ⚔️ @itkoviana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Caturday
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Boyks @boyks.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
Dracula
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Professor Layton asks you some bullshit about matchsticks and you get it wrong.
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"that wasn't pasta"
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 01/10/2026
Meta owns half a company - Scale AI that sends emails to indie devs asking if they can buy access to their game to train their models Before you say - they are doing it the right way, this is only trying to get what they didn't already steal They were persistent and offering cash so...
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the funniest thing anyone has done on the internet since a guy tried to pay for things with a drawing of a 7 legged spider.
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People liking my old tweets
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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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DTEE @dtee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what is wrong with him
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
combat hit grunt
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How topical.
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely fantastic work!
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't seem to get past the first level in Super Mortal Kombat Bros. 2. Thank you again to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this.
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have no interest in seeing it, but what the fuck?
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Arthur @cpthamburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jet Force Gemini was one of those games I always wanted to play as a kid but didn't know how to get my hands on it. No idea what kind of game it was. Just looked cool
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many people are in the same situation, I wonder? When the racists get bored and move on, will the 1 or 2 months of sub money you're taking from them offset the thousands of long-term customers you let them chase away?
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a shame that my excitement for Forever has been dampened with the recent reports of harassment in and out-of-game by Asmon's community. I had friends who were eager to come back, I had a friend excited to start, they've all reconsidered. How many more potential customers will do the same?
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I, for one, can't wait for The Last of Us Part 1 HD Collection Part 2
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blawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026
this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t??
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Ellie - might post spoilers-ish 💙 @keyboardturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ascii art of a troll with the text "I'M REGENERATING 5 HP AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"
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GreenGuy @heygreenguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's incredibly disheartening to see how many friends went from being interested to coming back for Forever/trying WoW for the first time to not wanting to touch it after learning of his bullshit. I can't blame them, but it's incredibly souring for what showed so much promise.
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