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@joshtpm.bsky.social Just heard a terrestrial radio ad for Kalshi here in Texas that claimed their current forecast for both Senate control & Paxton winning was +50%. Ad included a disclaimer that cover the claim. Sketchy as heck, but it drove me to the Kalshi website so I guess I’m the sucker #tip

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Andrew Miller @heyapm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Pretty slow turnaround from this 2012 feature request new Apple Guy.

Tweet written by myself on September 9, 2012: “Broken in half or bent iPhone has joined my roster of recurring dreams. #whatdoesitmean”

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

jacobins: no kings! jacobites: only kings! legitimists: only anointed kings! orléanists: only kings operating within a liberal constitutionalist framework bonapartists: you know, i could be better than any king….

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Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I see you’re about to post a divisive hot take on a website filled with angry and depressed people who are constantly being traumatized by The Horrors, would you like me to knock you unconscious instead?

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Andrew Miller @heyapm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

This 🦉 fellow was enjoying the planetary alignment with me on Saturday evening.

Owl (Barred Owl?) perching in a tree in a neighborhood

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org

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Andrew Miller @heyapm.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Que the music, folks.

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 10/12/2025

'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box

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Andrew Miller @heyapm.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? (Slim pickings)

Uncle Tupelo / No Depression album cover

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Just an overall great night. We're so back.

NEWS: Red Panda returns from injury tonight
She is due to perform at halftime of 76ers vs Bulls.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/46851603/red-panda-makes-nba-return-broken-wrist-bulls-game

UPDATE: Her performance spurred the Bulls to a comeback victory. Truly the greatest performer to ever grace the United Center.

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Maya @mayamurphy.com · 31/10/2025

BRAK O LANTERN

A pumpkin carved with the face of the animated character Brak

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Andrew Miller @heyapm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Did they change the Bluesky logo in honor of this baseball game?

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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Well don't I feel stupid

A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star

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Andrew Miller @heyapm.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Natural Born Killers. Also probably the second most significant piece of work in the life of Trent “Let’s Use the Manson Murder House as a Studio” Reznor’s career.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

If courts won't jail Americans for burning flags, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

"Robert's decision to drunk drive a lifted 4-runner through the Shady Oaks trailer park while mag dumping an AK-47 blindly out the window stood out as a bold departure from traffic norms."

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Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

We invented the word “Welp” so many years ago on the internet, waiting for the day this photo would exist.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

they wanna fuck coal now

the US Dept of Energy tweeted a photo of coal with little sparkles photoshopped on and the words

She's an icon
She's a legend
And she is the moment ✨

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.

"A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol. What a marvelous moment for baseball. What a marvelous moment for Atlanta and the state of Georgia. What a marvelous moment for the country and the world.”

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/06/2025

this is horrifying. we just learned the latest iteration of the Great Big Bill has a proviso requiring ALL pizzerias sell a pie with "hot honey". this will exacerbate an already terrible trend. disastrous news after the parliamentarian shot down the proviso mandating all menus call pepperoni "peps"

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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 22/05/2025

we need a liberal lex luthor you guys

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

states rights unless its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case its states rights unless the state is wrong in which case its federal rights unless the feds are democrats in which case its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case

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Andrew Miller @heyapm.bsky.social · 28/11/2024