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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 18h
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would anyone with a silver first gen Chevy Volt (2011-2015) be interested in a replacement driver’s side mirror cap? This came with a bezel which I needed to replace the broken one on my Volt, but this doesn’t match so I have no need for it Looks pretty much new with no scratches that I can see
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OK these G*za scambots are really getting out of hand
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s cool the president of the United States had a stroke and they covered it up!
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would anyone with a silver first gen Chevy Volt (2011-2015) be interested in a replacement driver’s side mirror cap? This came with a bezel which I needed to replace the broken one on my Volt, but this doesn’t match so I have no need for it Looks pretty much new with no scratches that I can see
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally got around to fixing the cracked mirror bezel on the Volt and I found out that this was an option? Gotta find these now lol www.gm-volt.com/threads/gen-...
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*chatting about old games being patched to run on modern hardware* Some guy who popped in: "People adding retro achievements probably got participation trophies for everything growing up" Me:
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Britney Spears' Awkward Fake Smile
ALT: Britney Spears' Awkward Fake Smile
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
you know what? I agree with him my moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment is we throw all of these assholes out of office and then we put them in jail
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As someone who's helped interview people, I really don't give a shit if you bring an iced coffee to an interview as long as you show that you care about the job and have relevant experience lol
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bought one of those clear Genesis 2 shells from AliX and now I’m trying to figure out which of my model 2s gets it lol
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every once in awhile you remember how load-bearing the beard is
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not sorry but we need to be burning all this shit to the ground and salting the ashes
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LOL what a tell
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Matt Froese | @New West Comic Fest @paincaked.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because money's tight for a lot of folks these days, for the rest of the year I've reduced the prices on most of my basic commission options! Take a look at the form below to order one! forms.gle/dZAbF4DtF6RF... Shares are appreciated!
my Commission form promotional image!My oc's Kit B. Bodega and Cecilia, in an awkward predicament at seaRanni the Witch holding up the cold moonCommission of a gift exchange of a clients OC and their friend's OC
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Ellie wants to ride her bike @brynstar7.xyz · 11/07/2026
Of course!
Mangled restaurant logos and slogans:

DONKIN’ DUNNTS®
AMURICA RUNN NO DUNDUN

SBUBBY
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BUBGER KIRG

HAVE IT IN A WAY

WEEDY’s
OLD FASHIONED
HURGUSBURGUS

TACO BACO
TINKLE OUTSIDE THE BINKLE.

Applebapple's Nehhborhor Grib & Bib

McNaldo's
l like the it

INOOT-UT BRUBGE

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so i may be out of my depth here but hes at 30% approval, you elites can stop capitulating now
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love this cheat so much www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV2d...
youtube.com
GTA: San Andreas - Super Punch Compilation - Funny Deaths - PS2 Gameplay
YouTube video by AdamG007
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m so thankful I got the Volt
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't really know how to navigate this tactfully because cars aren't great in general and EVs remain expensive, but through the power of paying attention, I've managed to notice that electricity costs are so much more stable than the cost of a fuel you buy constantly to set on fire.
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just randomly thought of these, I actually kinda liked the traditional flavor
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
…good god they’re so fucking stupid
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think he’d be over the moon, back then I was a broke community college student living with my parents and I didn’t even have my driver’s license yet
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of my fav sandwich places succumbed to the slop noooo
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The huge push for renewable energy and EVs has gotten me pretty excited for the future, ngl I know the current crisis is causing a lot of pain rn but I *really* hope this is the beginning of the end for fossil fuels
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/09/2026
for national security reasons everyone needs to go all in on locally sourced renewable energy, anything else is too risky
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They know they’re done for this November lol
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder if anyone’s done a supercut of every time John Davis complains about a car lacking a full set of gauges in a Motorweek review
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Knocking police choppers out of the air using my flying car
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@voltyote.bsky.social
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you wanna get into vintage computing, check these out
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Almost two weeks and said chargers still haven’t been fixed, I’ve been at the mercy of whatever few chargers are near my apt and work and it is fucking frustrating as hell Pretty much have no choice but to dip into the gas this week
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t need more blank floppies, I don’t need more blank floppies, I don’t need more blank floppies…
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
optimal work performance is achieved when you have 3 or more beverages on the desk
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Almost midnight and I'm nearly melting in my office, the summer heat decided it wasn't gonna go away without a fight
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grapesmoker @grapesmoker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
we actually have to destroy the alt-health industry in its entirety, much like we also need to destroy car dealerships
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Literally this lol
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 02/09/2026
Can I rant about GM again today or would it be uncouth to point out that they named the volt, bolt, and spark all fucked up
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ehh both, when they get it right they really do get it right, but my god they put out so much crap over the years and the constant rebadging they did was way out of control
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yeoldebuttpirate.bsky.social @yeoldebuttpirate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ocassionally they accidentally make the best car ever designed (the Chevy volt) and then they spend years trying to make sure it doesnt happen again
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
GM loves to put out a niche engineering exercise that loses $1B yet sets the benchmark for the industry for the next decade, while simultaneously crankin out the 2026 Chevy Normie, their volume-selling face of the company, that has unusable infotainment and explodes in a fireball at 20,000 mi
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My wife’s friend has one of these and it’s a great car, almost thought about getting a used one myself but then the Volt came into my life
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HerpDerpWolfBlitzer @herpderpwolfb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lumacode is supported on the 6X CE, yes?
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