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@imsmudge.bsky.social
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i realized i dont like twitter, like the concept, bsky and x are both twitter, its all the same ecosystem and i want out.

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 10h
thinking I'll be making a wee bit of fuckroot stew tonight
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 11h
doing some shopping
screenshot of a Women's Health article on the best epilatorsthe pros and cons section on one epilator that reads "Pros: Waterproof, meaning it can be used wet or dry. Waterproof, meaning it can be used wet or dry. Waterproof, meaning it can be used wet or dry. Cordless. Cons: Waterproof, meaning it can be used wet or dry."
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𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚘 @viifox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 20h
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Doc Vivi's Personal Account @personalvivi.bsky.social · 15h
Apropos of the Jacob Geller allegations: Now's a good time to remember that being a rapist DOESN'T suffuse everything someone does. There is no ephemeral Aura of Rape that follows them, that you could have sniffed out. And that's why people deny it. Because a rapist can be anyone.
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 14h
the m in samwich stands for mmm
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 14h
and now for my true form: a pink kitty cat
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new temp pfp to make me pick a better one later
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it took me years to finally realize this but its insane that the most popular model for being an artist nowadays is that you're conquering a mountain of the self. what if i wanted a different metaphor for my life and my work? what if i didnt wanna turn my passion into my lifeboat?
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
absolutely fucking incredible news for public health in canada that a safer supply organization successfully fought the constitutionality of drug possession trafficking laws for not providing any legal way to operate. selfless life-saving work that is actually being identified and respected as such.
But in her judgment on their constitutional challenge on Tuesday, Murray concluded that a non-medicalized safer supply program is urgently needed to save lives.

And with no legal source of drugs available for such a program, and no legal "safety valves" in the CDSA that would support setting one up, she found such a program "is legally and practically incapable of being exempted."

She said part of the CDSA "unjustifiably infringes" on two parts of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and deprives DULF members the "right to life and security of the person."

She gave Parliament six months to find a way to allow for a "pathway to non-medicalized safer supply."
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was gonna complain about how people who think mayo is gross r running from the truth, but then i ate my chicken and sriracha-mayochup and it was so good that i am at peace
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2008 was a rotten tree but this seems like shoveling money into a furnace that produces industrial waste and nothing else
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
notes on setup for fps games tho: the most important thing you can do is break above 60 fps. its not about reaction time, its about motion clarity. big camera movements are choppier than you'd think at 60.
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is it an emotional wall or do you have an untreated dissociative disorder? wake up and cut thru the rapids like the mighty salmon!
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its real goofy that one of the most important things for my mental health is to sense when to pivot my focus bcuz something is not working. its like a skill im practicing, and also only one im capable of practicing bcuz ive had a year of not being kicked in the head every second im alive.
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
saw a guy with buzz cut drive by in the shittiest shitbox ive ever seen, and then behind him was a woman i can only describe as fat 50 year old marilyn monroe driving a huge black SUV. norcal rules.
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jeeves, Play top songs by Bruno Mar
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i figured out i enjoyed EDM way more when high like 5 years ago, and im only just now making the same connection with jazz. everything pops, its like the ratatouille scene, its dumb but its like the ratatouille scene
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive got a few tricks up my sleeve
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im not sure there's a more traumatizing environment for an autistic kid than a christian church
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Primetime's raw 4/5 on letterboxd vibe has put a fire in my belly
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whats up im DJ Rotation, who looking 2 spin 2nite 👀
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just solved weed for myself, devils hate her clever tricks
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its fun that part of adhd + depression is that i cant be trusted with my own teeth
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads check
An AI picture of a woman in pajamas. Her ass is… not in the right place. 
Caption: I'm not perfect, but at least I'm real!
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay here you go
The Lost Paladin

@paladinlost.bsky.social
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GTAV is mostly an aimlessly drive around game to me, though with much more personality than forza horizon. however, i am weary of the sheer volume of dick jokes.
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI comic
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spencer doordashed me a gallon of milk for my birthday
a gallen of Tuscan brand whole milk sitting on my kitchen table
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
its 2am and im gonna get high and burn down some monumentz
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GroverWhiteHaus
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i get on the puter and my bf does this
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A three page comic in vertical format. In the first panel, a bespectacled wolf looks on at a welder using an oxyacetylene torch, thinking, "Wow...it's so cool how he knows how to do something..." In the second panel, the welder lifts up his mask, locking eyes with the viewer, smiling radiantly and openly. In the last panel, they are in bed together, reading a do-it-yourself book.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
BOOB SIMULATORDEVELOPER: Goon Games
PUBLISHER: Goon GamesItem added to your wishlist!
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
finally got every i point in island flyover and i was shocked when the completion reward was wuhu island property, a private island no less
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there is no bigger waste of anyones time than deliberating what human-made stuff is not art
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
edibke chicken nugget become serene and powerful
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hmmmm hungry she was hungry interestig very interesting
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mad lately, i would like it to stop
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hopped on overwatch again and had a couple good matches which tricked me into thinking the game is good, when its really just a slot machine if you solo queue
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
been thinking a lot about the zelda series lately, and its incredible that i continue to find new terrible aspects of breath of the wild. genuinely the worst game in the series by such a long shot.
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Lindsay 🎃 @broadwell.eu · 19/09/2026
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ToastyGhostey @toastyghostey.newgrounds.com · 19/09/2026
Chell time --- #art #drawing #portal #portal2 #portalChell
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
18 naked ungulates at ram ranch (its normal (rams don't wear clothes))
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my buddy introduced his four-year-old twins to pokemon via Pokopia and Concierge and now when he tries to expose them to more traditional pokemon stuff they get VERY upset by the idea of battling. they were not forged in the cauldron of pokemon violence as we once were
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mars @imsmudge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they shaved wolverines arm pits for that game bcuz they knew everyone would get huge hard boners
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