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Dreamoon @dreamoonsan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
もう脱ぐのじゃ!💙💙 #めら組絵図
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Hermocrates @hermocrates.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
wait, the garbage horizontal image scrolling is here too... it's so over
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Hermocrates @hermocrates.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. hi! i'm blood glucose levels of ~70 mmol/L and a blood pH of 6.9 a.k.a. severe diabetic ketoacidosis!
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Hermocrates @hermocrates.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Federico Fellini's "8½" (1963)
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No Gods No Mayors Podcast @nogodsnomayors.com · 12/08/2026
You, too, can listen to the show that Jon Stewart says is a pretty good idea for a show. nogodsnomayors.com
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ICYMI, the Dobby grave story was completely fake. Like, just, totally not true in any way.
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advarcher @advarcher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cyberpsychosis #rkggk
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advarcher @advarcher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rebellion #FWMCpix #Ravencrafts #ShiorinSketch #bijouwled
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh thank god we're finally free from having to see people retweet things that AREN'T pornographic images of anime girls
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hato @ha4to.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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Hermocrates @hermocrates.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Movie poster for "I Saw the TV Glow" (2024)
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the worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 27/07/2026
THIS WEDNESDAY: we're down to clown in our VR headsets as we join THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS with @aud.bsky.social and Dono from @rftb.bsky.social
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
it's actually very hard to boycott xbox because they would have to actually release games or products to not buy in the first place (Microsoft has never been more evil boycott the shit out of them in every way you can)
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萌えの哀れ @uncreativecat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm always saying this
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港星ひすい @hminatoboshi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
帝王 Tokai Teio #トウカイテイオー #TokaiTeio #ウマ娘 #umamusume
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こごめ有 @kogomeari.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
day5 カリオストロ
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火柴🕯️マッチ パキリ @onefiresticks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Haunted Doll, Stella🏳️‍⚧️ @stelladolly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I WONDER WHY, MIYAMOTO? I WONDER WHY
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moorina 🧸 @moorina.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
[shares appreciated💞] Hi hi new plushies are ready for pre-order!! #umamusume #FWMCpix #fantography Ends: July 31st Release: Early 2027 moorinaplushies.bigcartel.com
fanmade plushies of Mint Fantome, Manhattan Cafe, and FuwaMoco
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Hermocrates @hermocrates.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
www.maptap.gg July 22 100🎯 100🎯 96🔥 100🎯 80✨ Final score: 932 how embarrassing, this person mixed up the locations of Colombia and Venezuela
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Hermocrates @hermocrates.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
suddenly remembered GBF's Grea today and immediately deveuloped a case of covid
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The podcaster formerly known as Dre @swandre3000.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This mealy mouthed mother fucker is the most despicable person in this whole article to me. "Well, it sure is bad and I don't like it, but what am I gonna do, NOT make money off of it?!?"
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This image has been killing me bc that’s literally just Dale Gribble
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.
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Matt, Anime Luddite @waifurious.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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uof @uof1052237.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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mel @meltypot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
新刊セットに付けるミニ色紙。絵柄とデザインはこんな感じ
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Hermocrates @hermocrates.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
>see that a new, final Illya anime is planned 2027 i think we learned the wrong lessons from the "make a season adapting a manga and then bullshit a new ending" years if you want a faithful adaptation, just... read the manga. we don't need 5 seasons and just as many movies spent on this
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Emily Atkin @emorwee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This. This is the correct, science-backed, responsible framing. Wish more news outlets did it like the CBC.
cbc.ca
'Just stop burning fossil fuels.' Scientists stress that our smoky skies only have one true fix | CBC News
Smoky skies in Toronto have led to new scrutiny of government efforts to fight fires and manage forests. But scientists say the realistic way to tackle the smoke is fighting climate change itself.
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 20/07/2026
venn diagram meme, three circles

1. no kink at pride
2. the curtains were fucking blue
3. I asked chatgpt and here's what it said:

1-2 intersection: sex scenes in movies are pointless
2-3 intersection: oh you think you're better than me?
3-1 intersection: "degeneracy" is just zoomer slang

centre intersection: upcoming reactionary movement

caption: developments under capital in 2026
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advarcher @advarcher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"But we saved the city!" #rkggk #Immergination #RaorArt #BloodflameArt
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O T O K A K O T O @otokakoto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Triple Baka ~₊˚⊹
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Found those video clips of MGS1 on the Master Collection Switch Port where apparently Nintendo has a policy against mentioning button names from other consoles, so they literally had to sentence mix shit like it was a YTP and oh my god
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Solokitsune ご依頼募集 @solokitsune.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
ルラシ ウマ娘 明日実装、私服もきになる
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Grunt @tnurg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
postponed
mints new see through dress
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Thea Michelle @theamichelle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This Article from 2016 has yet to be defeated aeon.co/essays/how-e...
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Maybe I can help. Vaccines are a product of natural sciences that study unchanging physical properties and while imperfect, are the best chance we have at understanding the world around us. Economics, however, is simply astrology for pedophiles
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 20/07/2026
when you're on minimum specs, not recommended specs
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Babies work harder than ANYONE, it is so hard for them, even them having to burp is agony, let alone being in a pressurized cabin, you can just show grace to their parent and not make things all about your discomfort
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/07/2026
my original idea to make soccer more fun is to make the ball really big and replace the players with racecars maybe with rockets on the back of them
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end
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RX @henshinrx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026
Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette
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Hermocrates @hermocrates.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
made a trip down to Petoskey MI today. had terrible views of the bay thanks to smoke and/or fog and bleh overcast skies, but had some nice sights walking along the Bear River
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Lillian @lillian5090.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Justice fruits #BloodflameArt #rkggk #Immergination #RaorArt
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