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Paul Hennell

@hennell.bsky.social
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Words, jokes, cartoons and stuff. Just 4 awards away from an EGOT.

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John-Paul @jpkeates.com · 29/09/2026
#LunchPun Traditionally, you're supposed to call your self a cheese-maker if you're born within the sound of Babybels.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 21h
*me waiting in the wings* KFC manager: "I'm calling the police" #LunchPun
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 23h
"Couriers are the heart of our business" - in the sense we only use our heart at Christmas
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The New Cartoonist @thenewcartoonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Sept/Oct Issue of TNC is out now online! With the fantastic @robmurraycartoons.bsky.social as our cover star, a great talk with @wallaceme.bsky.social of TotalPolitics & your AI related cartoons all put together by actual cartoonists! Plus much more! Subscribe today. www.thenewcartoonist.co.uk
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The new realistic reboot of James Bond is just him reading through academic papers
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Farrage will protect pensions by converting them to crypto. Nothing is safer than crypto...
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It should only be called super intelligence if it wears its pants on the outside 🩲
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Banx @banxtoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now without the crop marks
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How do you plead not guilty to slashing a boat with a knife when *you* posted your own *video* of you slashing a boat with a knife? Has all the intelligence of a daft pet.
A dog surrounded by a ruined cushion
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why are they called "dental hygienists" and not a flossy bossy?
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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NO TRAPPISTS ALOUD! #LunchPun
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will Anchor is a terrible character name
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com
Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On the one hand allowing drinking in football stands sounds mad. On the other if you allow it, but police it, you probably will end up with smaller numbers for the balaclaved brigade
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From dinghy flail to dingy jail
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The latest tech innovation "YOU WILL BE HAPPY WHEN BUYING OR YOU GET NOTHING"
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy apple. Happle
An apple with a carved grin.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Approaching my day with all the energy and enthusiasm of Mitch McConnell
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never one to shy away for the complex moral questions, I have gone and watched all of this summers blockbusters and decided to address the big one: When is it okay to kill people? chrisfarnell.com/when-is-it-o...
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A bad VAR call should result in a death penalty.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"absolutely stinks", "a total yawn" 2 stars?
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm worried magicians have just been getting away with everything since they cancelled Jonathan Creek.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Harborne has just matched the £36m donation Reform received yesterday, I guess to make sure he's heard just as much as the other crypto guy. Hope the everyday reform supporters are working out how much voice their £2 a month gets them.... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Reform receives second £36m donation in two days as crypto investor matches record
Christopher Harborne says he has equalled a donation from Ben Delo - the single largest gift to a UK political party.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2 weeks ago the top gaming / tech news was about everyone going crazy for mere *footage* of Grand Theft Auto 6. Today the BBC ponders - can an 18-rated game make money? 🤦 #gaming www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
PlayStation gambles with 18-rated Wolverine game - does it pay off?
The BBC's Tom Gerken plays the hotly anticipated superhero game from Spider-Man makers Insomniac.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TK Max offering all the classics
Special collection editions of little women, Jane Eyre, the wizard of Oz, Anne of green gables and the secret of secrets (by Dan brown)
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finally saw this today and it was pretty much everything I wanted it to be. How WB can so mis-manage an IP that's had audiences howling for decades I've no idea.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am watching a man having a solitary rave. Blasting music from his phone, singing and arguing with his reflection in the window. He is being pointedly ignored by the rest of the train carriage.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you've never seen it, or like me you're too lazy to get your copies from the DVD shelf, you'll be delighted to hear The Smoking Room is on iPlayer!
The smoking room. A sitcom where a bunch of colleagues sit around and smoke. It's very funny.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
All these cameras and they can't see "pervert pods" coming? www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
dexerto.com
New AirPods leak reveals built-in cameras and Visual Intelligence - Dexerto
Apple’s AirPods could soon do more than play music, with a leaked video revealing a new model with built-in cameras.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Design/art/writing/photography: Work out what you're trying to communicate and make everything work together in support of that. The font/colours/materials/words/lenses/composition etc used all say something and should be driven by the message, not just that you like them.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
After increased wildfire risk Andy Burnham bans all Welsh Dragons
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm so hot right now the moon is trying to eclipse me.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A fine seems unnecessary, they should just have to pet the bear back to sleep.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My cartoon from the Jul/Aug issue of @thenewcartoonist.bsky.social #farage #binface #election #cartoon
Nigel farage in boxing gear holding a pint and fighting a bin.
caption reads: "I WANTED TO FIGHT THE ESTABLISHMENT"
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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Got a weird photo of the eclipse. What's going on here?
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Made the eclipse darkness more entertaining by going full "it's the devil's business"
Mary from ghosts.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Park Kite Rises #ASongOrMovieForThePlayground
The batman logo on a kite
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The crafty cow with a not so crafty use of ai. Because who doesn't want a restaurant of exasperated children?
A kids menu activity sheet. The maze is impossible, the word search doesn't even feature letters. No idea what moo match is. 

The care and attention put into this definitely makes you trust they ticked all the boxes of food safety doesn't it.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Internet simpsons expert dropping homer facts about "the snout thing around his mouth" 😖
YouTube comment:

Fun fact: one of the listed rules for character design in the Simpsons is that only relatives of Homer (like Abe and Herb) are allowed to have that snout thing around his mouth, the two exceptions to this rule are Krusty because he was originally supposed to be Homer in disguise, and Guy Incognito
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I was not expecting the postman to make this more confusing! youtu.be/Fr6Gxb97W_c?...
youtu.be
1961: The Street With Confounding House Numbers | Tonight | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When was the last time you thought of Robert Kilroy-Silk?
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Andy Burnham feels like the waiter turned restaurant owner trying to fix all the frustrations he had being a waiter. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Andy Burnham to give regional mayors share of income tax
The prime minister says the move will give power to "every postcode" but critics say the plans lack detail.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This reminds me of the fact that in ~1905 Churchill was lamented by cartoonists as he 'did not offer much to the caricaturist' Churchill then started wearing intentionally small hats and smoking intentionally big cigars, to give cartoonists a reason to draw him!
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Terrible ribbits today, but smashed this: puzzmo.com/play/circuit...
puzzmo.com
@hennell's finished Circuits #1018
Play the best daily puzzles on Puzzmo
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My mum thought Bill Bailey had died and to be honest I get the confusion.
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They were all dead the whole time?
Love island crowns winners of twist filled series
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word. War and eternal peace
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pretty sure everything went downhill the moment they decided Pluto wasn't a planet
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Further investigation has found the police boat only struck the bridge after it was "resisting arrest".
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Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dodgers meet draft dodger
A load of dodgy dodgers
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