Reposted by Paul HennellJohn-Paul @jpkeates.com · 29/09/2026 #LunchPun Traditionally, you're supposed to call your self a cheese-maker if you're born within the sound of Babybels. 0112
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 21h*me waiting in the wings* KFC manager: "I'm calling the police" #LunchPun 020
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 23h"Couriers are the heart of our business" - in the sense we only use our heart at Christmas 000
Reposted by Paul HennellThe New Cartoonist @thenewcartoonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Sept/Oct Issue of TNC is out now online! With the fantastic @robmurraycartoons.bsky.social as our cover star, a great talk with @wallaceme.bsky.social of TotalPolitics & your AI related cartoons all put together by actual cartoonists! Plus much more! Subscribe today. www.thenewcartoonist.co.uk 0149
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The new realistic reboot of James Bond is just him reading through academic papers 100
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Farrage will protect pensions by converting them to crypto. Nothing is safer than crypto... 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It should only be called super intelligence if it wears its pants on the outside 🩲 001
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How do you plead not guilty to slashing a boat with a knife when *you* posted your own *video* of you slashing a boat with a knife? Has all the intelligence of a daft pet. 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why are they called "dental hygienists" and not a flossy bossy? 000
Reposted by Paul HennellRichard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NO TRAPPISTS ALOUD! #LunchPun 191
Reposted by Paul HennellGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comAbandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George MonbiotChanges in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot 17925211725
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On the one hand allowing drinking in football stands sounds mad. On the other if you allow it, but police it, you probably will end up with smaller numbers for the balaclaved brigade 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The latest tech innovation "YOU WILL BE HAPPY WHEN BUYING OR YOU GET NOTHING" 100
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Approaching my day with all the energy and enthusiasm of Mitch McConnell 000
Reposted by Paul HennellChris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Never one to shy away for the complex moral questions, I have gone and watched all of this summers blockbusters and decided to address the big one: When is it okay to kill people? chrisfarnell.com/when-is-it-o... 5198
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm worried magicians have just been getting away with everything since they cancelled Jonathan Creek. 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Harborne has just matched the £36m donation Reform received yesterday, I guess to make sure he's heard just as much as the other crypto guy. Hope the everyday reform supporters are working out how much voice their £2 a month gets them.... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukReform receives second £36m donation in two days as crypto investor matches recordChristopher Harborne says he has equalled a donation from Ben Delo - the single largest gift to a UK political party. 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 12/09/20262 weeks ago the top gaming / tech news was about everyone going crazy for mere *footage* of Grand Theft Auto 6. Today the BBC ponders - can an 18-rated game make money? 🤦 #gaming www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukPlayStation gambles with 18-rated Wolverine game - does it pay off?The BBC's Tom Gerken plays the hotly anticipated superhero game from Spider-Man makers Insomniac. 021
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Finally saw this today and it was pretty much everything I wanted it to be. How WB can so mis-manage an IP that's had audiences howling for decades I've no idea. 100
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I am watching a man having a solitary rave. Blasting music from his phone, singing and arguing with his reflection in the window. He is being pointedly ignored by the rest of the train carriage. 110
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If you've never seen it, or like me you're too lazy to get your copies from the DVD shelf, you'll be delighted to hear The Smoking Room is on iPlayer! 130
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026All these cameras and they can't see "pervert pods" coming? www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...dexerto.comNew AirPods leak reveals built-in cameras and Visual Intelligence - DexertoApple’s AirPods could soon do more than play music, with a leaked video revealing a new model with built-in cameras. 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Design/art/writing/photography: Work out what you're trying to communicate and make everything work together in support of that. The font/colours/materials/words/lenses/composition etc used all say something and should be driven by the message, not just that you like them. 110
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026After increased wildfire risk Andy Burnham bans all Welsh Dragons 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm so hot right now the moon is trying to eclipse me. 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026A fine seems unnecessary, they should just have to pet the bear back to sleep. 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My cartoon from the Jul/Aug issue of @thenewcartoonist.bsky.social #farage #binface #election #cartoon 040
Reposted by Paul HennellT'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Got a weird photo of the eclipse. What's going on here? 051
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Made the eclipse darkness more entertaining by going full "it's the devil's business" 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The crafty cow with a not so crafty use of ai. Because who doesn't want a restaurant of exasperated children? 010
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Internet simpsons expert dropping homer facts about "the snout thing around his mouth" 😖 100
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I was not expecting the postman to make this more confusing! youtu.be/Fr6Gxb97W_c?...youtu.be1961: The Street With Confounding House Numbers | Tonight | BBC ArchiveYouTube video by BBC Archive 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When was the last time you thought of Robert Kilroy-Silk? 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Andy Burnham feels like the waiter turned restaurant owner trying to fix all the frustrations he had being a waiter. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukAndy Burnham to give regional mayors share of income taxThe prime minister says the move will give power to "every postcode" but critics say the plans lack detail. 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This reminds me of the fact that in ~1905 Churchill was lamented by cartoonists as he 'did not offer much to the caricaturist' Churchill then started wearing intentionally small hats and smoking intentionally big cigars, to give cartoonists a reason to draw him! 100
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Terrible ribbits today, but smashed this: puzzmo.com/play/circuit...puzzmo.com@hennell's finished Circuits #1018Play the best daily puzzles on Puzzmo 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My mum thought Bill Bailey had died and to be honest I get the confusion. 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word. War and eternal peace 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Pretty sure everything went downhill the moment they decided Pluto wasn't a planet 000
Paul Hennell @hennell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Further investigation has found the police boat only struck the bridge after it was "resisting arrest". 020