Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve been in Australia for the past month. Too many highlights to list but one of them was successfully seeing a numbat. 100
Reposted by Darren Hemsleychristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Major Channel 4 news investigation reveals corruption at heart of Tatooine establishment 219845
Reposted by Darren HemsleyPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this: 10869531797
Reposted by Darren Hemsley👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You know who wasn't hounded to suicide for dodgy academic research? ANDREW FUCKING WAKEFIELD. 201924513
Reposted by Darren HemsleyCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Checkmate, Nige. 14678211992
Reposted by Darren HemsleyDan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026When I was a kid we were taught that emissions were warming up the atmosphere, increasing the probability of things like wild fires, even in chilly old Britain. We drew pictures. We wrote to MPs. This was my neighbourhood yesterday My anger at the deniers, obstructionists & shills knows no bounds 431414313
Reposted by Darren HemsleyREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026*BANGS GONG* HELLO ATTENTION THIS IS USEFUL 48524
Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I think we can be fairly certain it wasn’t Mitch McConnell. 001
Reposted by Darren Hemsley𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“Everyone brings a different dish, then I’ll splatter them all over the floor.” - Jackson Potluck 10511157
Reposted by Darren HemsleyBirdGuides @birdguides.bsky.social · 02/07/2026A major new report has shown that large-scale investment in nature recovery could provide a significant boost to the UK economy while helping tackle biodiversity loss, climate change and flooding: bit.lyNature investment could create 80,000 jobs and boost UK economy by £80 billionInvesting £5-6 billion annually in nature recovery could generate £80 billion in economic activity and create 80,000 skilled jobs over the next decade, according to a new report by the RSPB. 0126
Reposted by Darren HemsleyDr Ellie Chowns MP @elliechowns.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Serving as an MP is a privilege and should be viewed as such by those who do the job – not as a part-time role or a get-rich-quick scheme. We need a ban on second jobs for MPs now. 14398121
Reposted by Darren HemsleyDavid Steel @steelyseabirder.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The last of the Eider ducks and ducklings are leaving the island... 417118
Reposted by Darren HemsleyKenny Stewart @kennystew.art · 24/06/2026When you combine stuff like this with the ongoing heat jamboree, anyone talking about abandoning net zero should be laughed out of town as not just unserious but deeply, deeply stupid. 4417154
Reposted by Darren HemsleyBuck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Ten years ago today the whole country and its future were sacrificed on the altar of Boris Johnson’s ego, David Cameron’s stupidity and Nigel Farage’s prejudice. A decade thrown away and a nation left angrier and poorer. Thanks, you absoute pricks. 15241671009
Reposted by Darren HemsleySimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This Country is a board game for the whims of Foreign Billionaires and Oligarchs. 07914
Reposted by Darren HemsleyMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Nigel Farage Listens to the News 10449721890
Reposted by Darren HemsleyHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/06/2026Imagine if the people giving all their money to Tommy Robinson or Farage Ltd or Restore gave it to community projects instead, I bet they'd end up living in a really nice neighbourhood. 1223236
Reposted by Darren HemsleyEddie Robson will be at Fantasycon @eddierobson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I'm even angrier today about Grade claiming GB News is giving "the majority" the voice that the BBC won't. The BBC has already given people like Goodwin far too much of a voice, yet the right always insist it's not enough. 17211
Reposted by Darren HemsleyOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Today is the 91st anniversary of the last diary entry of the first man who tried to climb Everest solo. Mind you, his plan had been to crash land a plane 14,000 feet up and then stroll the rest of the way, so perhaps he wasn’t destined to succeed 🧵 6430134
Reposted by Darren HemsleyREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE VILLAINIZED, MAN WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND A HUGE AMOUNT OF POWER, SIMPLY DO NOT BE A VILLAIN 5523
Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Robin in the garden pot just fledged to much excitement from its parents (and bizarrely a tree sparrow). 030
Reposted by Darren HemsleyParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 11/05/2026"You boy - are the media still pretending it's OK that someone who wants to be Prime Minister covered up a £5 million gift?" 171109332
Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Doing my bto breeding birds squares up on the Ochil hills and an arctic skua sails by. 110
Reposted by Darren HemsleyOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Reform is a protest party. A protest against decency, integrity, kindness, expertise, and progress. It's a party of pettiness and hate, and it is made up of petty and hateful people from the grassroots to the very top. What it doesn't have is competence. So good luck with the bins and potholes. 1692540748
Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 23/04/2026LYR were fantastic last night in the beautiful venue of Cottiers Glasgow. In my infinite wisdom I left my phone in the car, so no beauty here. 000
Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 23/04/2026It’s that time of year when I get woken up by the gas jets of hot air balloons over the house 020
Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I’m suddenly struck by how inappropriate it is to fake your own assassination and then invite RFK jr into your cabinet. 000
Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Nice to get out in the hills for a morning and see wheatear, ring ouzel and black grouse. Still a bit chilly out there though. 100
Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 09/04/2026In a slightly more polite form I’ve just been told to stop being an Eeyore and suck it up. And it may have been exactly what I needed. 000
Reposted by Darren HemsleyOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026"YOU DON'T GET IT WE USE TO HAVE 24 EPISODES A SEASON, NOT 10, SERIES USE TO DO ONE EPISODE THAT WAS A MUSICAL, OR MUPPETS, WE USE TO HAVE EPISODES THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN PLOT AND IT WAS JUST TO STRETCH A SIDE CHARACTERS LEGS TO INDULGE THEIR FANS WITH INFO" 613730
Reposted by Darren HemsleyNick Slawicz @ellingtonelms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually. 5479731845
Reposted by Darren HemsleyWorry Lines @worry--lines.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Know thyself. #webcomic #comicsky #perfectionism 2558149
Reposted by Darren HemsleyAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It's weird how a significant proportion of British people despise people on benefits who are apparently sponging off the state, but love millionaires who live offshore to avoid contributing to the economy. 2131833
Reposted by Darren HemsleyAlison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 11/12/2024people often ask how I write such good haiku: practice, practice, prac 612326
Reposted by Darren HemsleyYakhunt @yakhunt.net · 20/03/2026Reform are banning Christmas, lads 2227894
Reposted by Darren HemsleyNick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 11/03/2026So that’s that, right? We don’t have to put up with endless drivel about how expensive it is to save the planet abd ourselves ever again? Cool. 13865299
Reposted by Darren HemsleyParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Boris Johnson says Keir Starmer has made us an irrelevance on the world stage... 1481775563
Reposted by Darren HemsleyScientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Researcher Deidre Vercoe checks on the first kākāpō chick of the 2026 breeding season. Learn more about why scientists hope the birds will enjoy a baby boom this year: www.scientificamerican.com/article/kaka... 635958
Darren Hemsley @hemsleyone.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Barrowlands crowds are usually good but last night they were fully up for loudly singing along to Gene. 010
Reposted by Darren HemsleyScientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 04/03/2026A massive bloom of rimu berries in New Zealand fueled a mating surge among the critically endangered Kākāpō. spklr.io/6044E87xp 📸: New Zealand Department of Conservation 191419334
Reposted by Darren HemsleyParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake" 9065641545
