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Holden

@hellsbellsami.bsky.social
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Holden is the tallest man on Vancouver Island. He is exactly as funny as he thinks he is.

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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 17h
There are a lot of great women wrestlers trapped on RoH, but instead we're getting another Julia Hart match #aew 🤼
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 17h
Bang Bang Gang should win every belt 🤼 #aew
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 17h
And Andrade has a title shot and, just, isn't using it?
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 18h
AEW, please, no match type should have that many rules (except Pure Rules) 🤼
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 20h
What? No you're not. That's not your name. Even by the standards of the genre, that's not your name.
A black astronaut puppet with a guitar and an afro says "I'm Bongo Heracles"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My heart says Suzume, but my brain says Yuki
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Dr. Z's Tomb of Terror @zigmenthotep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, Gary Gygax was a horrible person, but playing or otherwise supporting D&D doesn't automatically mean you support his terribly views and actions. It means you support the terrible views and action of Hasbro.
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Acclaimed should go to Japan and Max Caster should join the Up Up Girls (no) 🤼
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a great movie for when you want to have an awful time
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/10/2026
Just sort of did the Kubrick Stare at my powered-off television for a while after credits rolled
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well that's fucking stupid 🤼
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Andrew From Cape Breton @andrewisgood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So this article and it's author have caused quite a stir, mostly due to its poor content and fact checking so he will rightfully be raked over the coals for it. There are issues with the independent contractor status though.
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Calling 2 deaths in 7 years "an astounding rate" is certainly, uh, a choice
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP Eddie Osbourne Canadian Indie Legend
In loving memory of Eddie Osbourne
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was never disappointed by an Eddie match, he was fantastic.
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Nicole Matthews @nicolematthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eddie Osbourne was truly “Wrestling Personified”. He gave so much to the Canadian wrestling scene. Countless wrestlers had their first matches at 365/PWA, and even more wrestlers were given so much room to grow.
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't take the opinions of anybody who dislikes Mox seriously. Great way for a person to demonstrate that they don't know what they're talking about
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just saw that Eddie Osbourne passed away. An incredible wrestler and the absolute heart and soul of wrestling on Vancouver Island. I didn't know him but I know someone who did, and he says he was an amazing and supportive person. It's just so awful. RIP Eddie 🤼
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I watched this just a few weeks ago and it's great, but also: what is up with Chow Yun Fat's outfits?
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Atlantic is a dying welfare scheme for the stupidest cousins and nephews of the rich to keep from bothering their family’s real businesses
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Games are art, but I'll take a "games are not art" guy over a "games are art but only Kojima" guy any day
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh for sure. I'm dreading Final Fantasy 7 remake 3 because they keep talking about how much they're padding it while also talking about how they'll let you fast forward through all of it, so they know they've fucked up the balance
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you should lose your voting rights
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The wizard sleeps peacefully. Outside, a coyote yips.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The respect the players time thing is also so weird. People just want games to be over as quickly as possible so they can say they beat it and move on to another game they don't want to spend time with
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 29/09/2026
I find it funny when people talk about how games are this art form that can make you feel emotions, but then you bring up something like wanting more games to have timers & people will say its bad design "because it makes me anxious" So emotions only allowed through story, not gameplay. Got it lol.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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Nicole Matthews @nicolematthews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can't be a great comedy wrestler without being a great wrestler first. This is too perfect!
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gdawg714.bsky.social @gdawg714.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dr. Jim Getz @jimgetz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Televangelist meme of a man saying "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My heart breaks for a second time this month. Pac was utmost professional and the one of the nicest human beings you’ll ever come across. It was an honor and a pleasure working together one final time last night. Be good to each other. 🖤
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mystery Wrestling is truly promotion of the year 🤼
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm seeing negative sentiment about it, but it was better than Redemption (which was the worst PPV since one-legged MJF beat Jay White) and Dynasty Vancouver (which seemed to be booked specifically to piss off Canadian fans)
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn't have high hopes for AEW All Out but I thought it was decent, despite some questionable booking, cringe Ospreay bullshit, and greasy tobacco sponsorship. 🤼
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#aew 🤼
static.klipy.com
Dan Olson: This Makes Me Cringe
Alt: Dan Olson: This Makes Me Cringe
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Free Speedball 🤼 #aew
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my god I hate you so much Will Ospreay this is so embarrassing 🤼 #aew
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice to see young up and comers the Young Bucks get the belts (this fucking sucks) 🤼 #aew
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chicago is so bad at chanting 🤼 #aew
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Steven Borden was not ready for this match. 36 matches is not enough 🤼 #aew
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes
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Random mobile suit of the day @randommsoftheday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Todays mobile suit: X-EX01 Gundam Calibarn
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Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just finished Final Fantasy 7 for the first time and I've got to say, it's not a very good game
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She’s been staring at that AI slop of Charlie Kirk debating people in the afterlife again.
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