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samoa joe JOI

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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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morgue 💛🤍💜🖤 @motherfuckermorgan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 20h
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 21h
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 20h
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 20h
nvm feed me more
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 20h
him being the recruitment tutorial in cai route is so funny man. 3 kids just walk up to a bragging drunk guy bc they dont know where else to look and it turns out He Wasnt Lying He Really Is Him
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cynthia @vampire.cream.land · 29/09/2026
i genuinely felt a profound sadness in my heart when i had to beat this thing up
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 22h
what if i cried
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 22h
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*close to climaxing* *DING DING DING* Justin Roberts: “ladies and gentlemen the time limit has expired, this intercourse is a draw”
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 22h
dude theyre flaying him alive
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samoa joe JOI @hellion7.bsky.social · 22h
i load into a match of the new patch and i hard crashed and came back to
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 22h
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
recording showing person with slightly feminine body build writing the word "fuck" on a building. ElijahSchaffer posts the video, stating: "Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now"
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It started raining so me and @thetomcampbell.bsky.social got PAC a hat and scarf
PAC memorial at Monument
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 22/09/2026
I’m fucking dying at this dude
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtube video title: I played a video game as intended from start to finish
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
A Tribute to PAC #AEWDynamite – This Wednesday, September 30 at 8e/7c on TBS & HBO Max This Wednesday, All Elite Wrestling will honor the life, career and legacy of one of the greatest people we've ever known, PAC. Join us for A Tribute to PAC, this Wednesday Night!
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No One Makes Games With Mechanics Anymore
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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samoa joe JOI @hellion7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thinking about this
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Erin Tierney | Veil’s Edge Games @veilsedgegames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ID: tumblr post by user corsairesix 
Text: Hey I'm sorry that guys who only watch children's cartoons have bad takes about literature sometimes, but the imagined past where people have great reading comprehension and interact thoughtfully with adult themes doesn't exist
Also you're starting to sound like a RETVRN guy

Some gothic lit blog: How is it that society has gotten more puritanical than ever in the last five years?
Guy they invited on the actual news in 1996: Pokemon was created by Satan
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
early 2000s bully who somehow got transported to the modern day and heard about current bsky discourse but hes not very good at what he does: your momma is so fat you gotta go through 20 random encounters just to talk to her
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know people are gonna make the funny PlayStation jokes, and they're right to do so, but this is actually insanely alarming considering Sony has still kept up with really high-quality AV equipment among other things. Skipping CES really feels like a hell-froze-over moment in this scenario.
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google's stupid AI "People also ask" column, with the entry:

"Is Billy Bat historically accurate?"
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Runaway toilets at metlife stadium
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Kye // Kylerfunk @kye.bsky.to · 09/04/2026
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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC's final entrance, which feels surreal to say right now. I love the Death Rider entrances, but always loved PAC's the most. The shot of him sitting in the chair and brooding before heading to the ring. An incredible visual. RIP
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Avian Zebra @avianzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Scarlet Devil
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
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samoa joe JOI @hellion7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Josh Alexander's tribute to PAC:

Josh Alexander
@Walking_Weapon
I recently had a conversation with a coworker saying to me Pac was the best of us all. He was exceptional at everything. He also had an unmatched work ethic, level of kindest and humility.

When I saw him yesterday for some reason I made sure to tell him about the convo and remind him he was the very best of us. I’m so happy I did.

We’ve sadly lost another amazing human. As talented as he was his character was the most impressive thing about him.

Rest in peace 🐐 ♥️
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
PAC (Benjamin Satterley) Passes Away
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PAC (Benjamin Satterley) Passes Away - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Benjamin Satterley, better known to wrestling fans as PAC in AEW, has passed away at the age of 40. 
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
busts as you scroll by ( ˃ᯅ˂ ) (っค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้c )
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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diva of dispair!! 🍉 @morrikyu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CHAT I MADE AN INSANE DISCOVERY THE GUY WHO WROTE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ALSO WROTE THE SONG PLAYED IN THE DARKSTALKERS OVA ENDING
sadie's insane text messages on discord read:
CHAT, I'VE MADE AN INSANE FUCKING DISCOVERY.
I'M REWARCHING THR DARKSTALKERS OVA.
...which is peak by the way
AND THE END CREDITS COME UP, AS USUAL
[a link to "the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa on youtube]
"the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa
it's a rock song to be paired with the darkstalkers characters plastered on guitars because it's fucking cool, not terribly deep. cool rock song, cool visuals, all it wanted to be.
BUT EIKICHI YAZAWA DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG on his ownandrew gold helped. (photo credit of the writerz being listed on genius)
and do you know what fucking song he wrote a year before in 1996?
[insert a link to "spooky scary skeletons" by andrew gold on youtube]
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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