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Haley Aurora

@heliogoodbye.bsky.social
578 followers 1K following 459 posts

(formerly Stelly) Transfem tomboy about the Internet // Roller derby’s Thin Mint // yes, I'm a furry, too 🦇 // HRT since 3/22/24 // Not a minor // Nashville (they/them/she/her) stel.ly/

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Garfield 30/05/1990 🐱
Garfield published on 30/05/1990
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
D+15 Midterm indicator
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Soko 💪👻 @sokoteki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have absolutely no idea what gender I’m trying to perform here, but it’s definitely gay. 🖤
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s a Spirit Halloween where the light in my eyes used to be. 🎃
Haley takes a selfie inside a Spirit Halloween store, wearing a black Spirit apron decorated with buttons over a black T-shirt. They have short brown and blond hair, glasses, visible arm tattoos, and colorful sneakers. Racks of bright Halloween merchandise and blankets fill the background.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Workshopping a dragsona for an opportunity coming up soon—meet Nathan Toulouse! 🩷🖤
Illustrated poster of Nathan Toulouse, a hot-pink-haired punk performer with glasses, lightning-bolt earrings, a cropped denim vest, black harness, ripped black pants, chains, pink fishnet accents, and oversized platform boots. He poses confidently against a distressed pink collage background beside the “Nathan Toulouse” name treatment and a snarling punk cat logo.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A loving and caring god would not have created Liberty Bibberty.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy birthday, bisexuals 🩷💜💙
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When Woke 3.0 rolls around and everyone is required by law to create a dragsona (or else the Newbama administration will assign you one), I already have my name picked out: 𝒫*𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒯𝑜𝓊𝓁𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course there was noise at Sounds Stadium—Sounds Stadium is where noises live!
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
car girl doing donuts in the parking lot: skrrrt go spinny
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sign an executive order to rename deez nutz.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hello, Sharks—my name is Haley and I’m seeking eleventy billion dollars to round up a truckload of 2000s-era BattleBots and just let ‘em go ham on some Flock cameras
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Listening to some SOPHIE, thinking “fuck I love trans people music.” Then I thought “wait am I appropriating trans culture?” And I sat with that for a few seconds before realizing that I’m trans.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This week in texts from my mom: "Remember the $7,000 it cost you to break lease on that houseboat in Florida because it never occurred to you that you could get seasick in your own living room?"
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Alabamians playing D&D: "Roll tide for initative"
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Literally, I just need ONE reporter to ask him what the FUCK he's talking about.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Would you rather: A) a timeline full of Bluesky libs posting nothing but AI slop political "comics" or B) hot lava poured directly into your urethra?
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!
Text: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

Picture: Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenou winking
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shiren @shirenjo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
World Cup Dance
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wait a minute ( @leyawn.bsky.social )
A post from leon (@leyawn.bsky.social):
no matter your politics it's disrespectful to joke about someone's death. don't say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don't say stuff like that
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The heat this summer has been fucking with my SSRIs something fierce. Unrelated, this came to me in a dream the other night—
Meme using a still from M*A*S*H: Klinger, wearing a pink ruffled dress and matching accessories, poses with a rifle over his shoulder. Large text reads, “They would never put M*A*S*H on TV today. My brother in Christ…” A crudely assembled, piecemeal MeTV Nashville promo has been pasted over the bottom of the meme, reading, “It’s on MeTV Nashville weeknights at 5:30!” The bad Photoshop job is visibly misaligned and poorly cropped, with “Check Local Listings” cut off at the bottom.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Curious to hear Mitch McConnell's comments on the passing of Lindsey Graham.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
lindsey graham died tragically overnight when he fell into the toilet while shitting and accidentally pulled the flush and it was too powerful and it sucked all of his organs and blood out into the toilet. we should respect his family’s privacy at this time and be respectful of this tragedy
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Posted for no particular reason at all.
youtu.be
Al Gore Celebrating
YouTube video by twister5voy
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
As someone who has been personally yelled at by Alex Jones while waiting in line to buy coffee, I love all of this Onion Infowars stuff for him.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
nice, france
A screen shot of a weather forecast for nice, france. On this date, a saturday, at 13:00, it was sunny and 69 degrees out . The graphic shows a cream colored background with grey and black text and a yellow circle depicting a sun
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Satanic doo-wop duo Twin Temple were kicked off of country singer Charley Crockett's tour due to their ‘Satanic imagery’ is truly a sentence of all time.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This whole post-2016 timeline is so fucked up, no one should be surprised that they're tossing in the Weekend at Bernie's-ing of a sitting US senator as a sideplot.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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A tweet that reads "Trans people: Hormones have made me finally start enjoying life and for the first time I genuinely feel comfortable in my body.
people: But aren't you worried that might be irreversible?"
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
July 4, 1970: Casey Kasem's "American Top 40" debuts on LA radio.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Chris Farley from the Chris Farley show sketch captioned "remember when we were driving? driving in your car? Speed so fast, it felt like I was drunk?"
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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July!
Benjamin Franklin meets the Centipedes in My Vagina meme format:

"Papists? 

On MY Supreme Court?"

It's more likely than you think.

FREE SC CHECK!
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’ve been commenting “oh, this guy DEFINITELY jerks it to AI porn” on every slop video I see and folks, I may have been banned from Truth Social.
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☀️Fer☀️ @ironiclark.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
As is tradition by now every year
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trans people are so fucking cool. Hope to be one of them someday.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The plan is to never come out to my parents. I’ll just let the E do its thing and blame everything on 5G and chemicals in the Baja Blast.
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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if you have your own physical media collection, you can do your own version of the Criterion Closet where you stand in your basement by yourself and saying "oh wow, In the Mood for Love, what a film" to absolutely no one
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Hinckley Jr. in 1981
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Between Anthrocon and Kroger buying Giant Eagle, it’s gearing up to be a big weekend for Pittsburgh.
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Bonez 🤍 @luckybonez.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
pride's over, time for wrath
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Then full communism
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New York City under socialism …
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