Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 5hWoooow, a flying Tesla. Big deal. 🙄 I launched a 2010 Pontiac G6 once. All it took was an 80 mph encounter with a particularly aggressive Acadiana Mall pothole. 110 0
Reposted by Haley AuroraRock Paper Shotgun @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitor bit.ly/4hMHbi5rockpapershotgun.com"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitorEpic Games have released a new "vibe coded" launcher for their store, because of course they have. 822606714 0
Reposted by Haley AuroraWorking Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 14/10/2026#OtD 14 Oct 1977 anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant was "pied" by Thom Higgins, a gay rights activist. She then began praying and burst into tears. Following a boycott, she lost her job as brand ambassador for Florida orange juice. More LGBT+ history here: workingclasshistory.com/tag/lgbtq/ 3434011264 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’m definitely not at the hallucination stage of lack of sleep and inconsistent eating habits of all this, if that’s what you’re insinuating. 110 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I haven’t had time for a non-work Thought since September. Everything is fine, though. There’s no need to panic, as no other regular life functions or obligations are being affected. (They are.) 100 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Third (paying) job, technically, but baseball season is over. I still have my multiple volunteer jobs, too. 100 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The answer is 4: all of the above. I haven’t slept more than three hours in a night for almost two weeks now and I’m beyond exhausted. I love Halloween, but christ, I’m ready for it to be over. 110 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Did I pick up a second job because 1) I needed the money, 2) if I have less free time, that’s fewer opportunities for The Thoughts to catch up to me, or 3) employee discount? 130 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This is why all AI logos look like buttholes. 001 0
Reposted by Haley AuroraAria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026happy sickos day to all who celebrate 3551162146 0
Reposted by Haley AuroraGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190905452 0
Reposted by Haley Aurorarandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#Garfield 30/05/1990 🐱 618082 0
Reposted by Haley AuroraBeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026D+15 Midterm indicator 1036757994 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I have absolutely no idea what gender I’m trying to perform here, but it’s definitely gay. 🖤 170 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There’s a Spirit Halloween where the light in my eyes used to be. 🎃 040 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Workshopping a dragsona for an opportunity coming up soon—meet Nathan Toulouse! 🩷🖤 071 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A loving and caring god would not have created Liberty Bibberty. 031 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When Woke 3.0 rolls around and everyone is required by law to create a dragsona (or else the Newbama administration will assign you one), I already have my name picked out: 𝒫*𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒯𝑜𝓊𝓁𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒. 010 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Of course there was noise at Sounds Stadium—Sounds Stadium is where noises live! 010 0
Reposted by Haley Auroraskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026car girl doing donuts in the parking lot: skrrrt go spinny 313633 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Sign an executive order to rename deez nutz. 021 0
Reposted by Haley AuroraChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was. 235281257747 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Hello, Sharks—my name is Haley and I’m seeking eleventy billion dollars to round up a truckload of 2000s-era BattleBots and just let ‘em go ham on some Flock cameras 040 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Listening to some SOPHIE, thinking “fuck I love trans people music.” Then I thought “wait am I appropriating trans culture?” And I sat with that for a few seconds before realizing that I’m trans. 070 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026(I asked people to call me "Cap'n Stelly" when I was wearing the hat) 040 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026My mom is trying to make the point that I'm impulsive enough to sign a lease on a houseboat because it would make for a good story. (I am and it did) Little does she realize I know EXACTLY where that behavior came from. (My dad) 130 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This week in texts from my mom: "Remember the $7,000 it cost you to break lease on that houseboat in Florida because it never occurred to you that you could get seasick in your own living room?" 130 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 19/07/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-l...youtube.comMadonna - Material Girl (Official Video) [HD]YouTube video by Madonna 050 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Alabamians playing D&D: "Roll tide for initative" 030 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Literally, I just need ONE reporter to ask him what the FUCK he's talking about. 050 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I'm already living through A, so I'm considering B as a nice departure. 010 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Would you rather: A) a timeline full of Bluesky libs posting nothing but AI slop political "comics" or B) hot lava poured directly into your urethra? 320 0
Reposted by Haley AuroraNew Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Happy International Non-Binary People's Day! 31128184242 0
Reposted by Haley AuroraLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Wait a minute ( @leyawn.bsky.social ) 47815 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Surely, the AI slop administration that lies all the time didn’t post an AI-generated “proof of life” photo of a sitting US senator to lie about his condition. 🤔 000 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The heat this summer has been fucking with my SSRIs something fierce. Unrelated, this came to me in a dream the other night— 2151 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This is certainly the most severe case of Obama Derangement Syndrome I’ve seen in my 15 year practice. 🩺 000 0
Reposted by Haley Auroraleftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Curious to hear Mitch McConnell's comments on the passing of Lindsey Graham. 678142972441 0
Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 12/07/2026During a poorly tracked nationwide outbreak of explosive diarrhea? Yeah, that tracks. 010 0
Reposted by Haley Auroramattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026lindsey graham died tragically overnight when he fell into the toilet while shitting and accidentally pulled the flush and it was too powerful and it sucked all of his organs and blood out into the toilet. we should respect his family’s privacy at this time and be respectful of this tragedy 211637186 0