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Haley Aurora

@heliogoodbye.bsky.social
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(formerly Stelly) Transfem tomboy about the Internet // Roller derby’s Thin Mint // yes, I'm a furry, too 🦇 // HRT since 3/22/24 // Not a minor // Nashville (they/them/she/her) stel.ly/

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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 5h
Woooow, a flying Tesla. Big deal. 🙄 I launched a 2010 Pontiac G6 once. All it took was an 80 mph encounter with a particularly aggressive Acadiana Mall pothole.
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Rock Paper Shotgun @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitor bit.ly/4hMHbi5
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"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitor
Epic Games have released a new "vibe coded" launcher for their store, because of course they have.
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 14/10/2026
#OtD 14 Oct 1977 anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant was "pied" by Thom Higgins, a gay rights activist. She then began praying and burst into tears. Following a boycott, she lost her job as brand ambassador for Florida orange juice. More LGBT+ history here: workingclasshistory.com/tag/lgbtq/
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
But hey, I’m as cute as ever.
Haley smiles at the camera in a high-angle selfie, wearing black rectangular glasses, side-swept blonde-and-dark hair, and a black sweatshirt featuring a purple Korean “spoiled milk” design. They pair it with black ripped jeans with destructed pink tights and fishnets peeking through the rips, colorful sneakers, and dangling chain accessories. A warmly lit indoor space with Halloween-themed decorations is visible in the background.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m definitely not at the hallucination stage of lack of sleep and inconsistent eating habits of all this, if that’s what you’re insinuating.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I haven’t had time for a non-work Thought since September. Everything is fine, though. There’s no need to panic, as no other regular life functions or obligations are being affected. (They are.)
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Third (paying) job, technically, but baseball season is over. I still have my multiple volunteer jobs, too.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The answer is 4: all of the above. I haven’t slept more than three hours in a night for almost two weeks now and I’m beyond exhausted. I love Halloween, but christ, I’m ready for it to be over.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Did I pick up a second job because 1) I needed the money, 2) if I have less free time, that’s fewer opportunities for The Thoughts to catch up to me, or 3) employee discount?
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is why all AI logos look like buttholes.
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Garfield 30/05/1990 🐱
Garfield published on 30/05/1990
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know Goatse when I see it.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hell yeah. Woke 3.0 is coming.
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
D+15 Midterm indicator
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Soko 💪👻 @sokoteki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have absolutely no idea what gender I’m trying to perform here, but it’s definitely gay. 🖤
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s a Spirit Halloween where the light in my eyes used to be. 🎃
Haley takes a selfie inside a Spirit Halloween store, wearing a black Spirit apron decorated with buttons over a black T-shirt. They have short brown and blond hair, glasses, visible arm tattoos, and colorful sneakers. Racks of bright Halloween merchandise and blankets fill the background.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Workshopping a dragsona for an opportunity coming up soon—meet Nathan Toulouse! 🩷🖤
Illustrated poster of Nathan Toulouse, a hot-pink-haired punk performer with glasses, lightning-bolt earrings, a cropped denim vest, black harness, ripped black pants, chains, pink fishnet accents, and oversized platform boots. He poses confidently against a distressed pink collage background beside the “Nathan Toulouse” name treatment and a snarling punk cat logo.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A loving and caring god would not have created Liberty Bibberty.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy birthday, bisexuals 🩷💜💙
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When Woke 3.0 rolls around and everyone is required by law to create a dragsona (or else the Newbama administration will assign you one), I already have my name picked out: 𝒫*𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒯𝑜𝓊𝓁𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course there was noise at Sounds Stadium—Sounds Stadium is where noises live!
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
car girl doing donuts in the parking lot: skrrrt go spinny
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sign an executive order to rename deez nutz.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hello, Sharks—my name is Haley and I’m seeking eleventy billion dollars to round up a truckload of 2000s-era BattleBots and just let ‘em go ham on some Flock cameras
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Listening to some SOPHIE, thinking “fuck I love trans people music.” Then I thought “wait am I appropriating trans culture?” And I sat with that for a few seconds before realizing that I’m trans.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bitches don’t know about AUS (1999)
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
(I asked people to call me "Cap'n Stelly" when I was wearing the hat)
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My mom is trying to make the point that I'm impulsive enough to sign a lease on a houseboat because it would make for a good story. (I am and it did) Little does she realize I know EXACTLY where that behavior came from. (My dad)
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This week in texts from my mom: "Remember the $7,000 it cost you to break lease on that houseboat in Florida because it never occurred to you that you could get seasick in your own living room?"
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-l...
youtube.com
Madonna - Material Girl (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Madonna
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Alabamians playing D&D: "Roll tide for initative"
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Literally, I just need ONE reporter to ask him what the FUCK he's talking about.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm already living through A, so I'm considering B as a nice departure.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Would you rather: A) a timeline full of Bluesky libs posting nothing but AI slop political "comics" or B) hot lava poured directly into your urethra?
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!
Text: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

Picture: Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenou winking
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shiren @shirenjo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
World Cup Dance
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wait a minute ( @leyawn.bsky.social )
A post from leon (@leyawn.bsky.social):
no matter your politics it's disrespectful to joke about someone's death. don't say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don't say stuff like that
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Surely, the AI slop administration that lies all the time didn’t post an AI-generated “proof of life” photo of a sitting US senator to lie about his condition. 🤔
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The heat this summer has been fucking with my SSRIs something fierce. Unrelated, this came to me in a dream the other night—
Meme using a still from M*A*S*H: Klinger, wearing a pink ruffled dress and matching accessories, poses with a rifle over his shoulder. Large text reads, “They would never put M*A*S*H on TV today. My brother in Christ…” A crudely assembled, piecemeal MeTV Nashville promo has been pasted over the bottom of the meme, reading, “It’s on MeTV Nashville weeknights at 5:30!” The bad Photoshop job is visibly misaligned and poorly cropped, with “Check Local Listings” cut off at the bottom.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is certainly the most severe case of Obama Derangement Syndrome I’ve seen in my 15 year practice. 🩺
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Curious to hear Mitch McConnell's comments on the passing of Lindsey Graham.
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Haley Aurora @heliogoodbye.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
During a poorly tracked nationwide outbreak of explosive diarrhea? Yeah, that tracks.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
lindsey graham died tragically overnight when he fell into the toilet while shitting and accidentally pulled the flush and it was too powerful and it sucked all of his organs and blood out into the toilet. we should respect his family’s privacy at this time and be respectful of this tragedy
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