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Heike

@heikemensch.bsky.social
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Teacher and Erasmus coordinator from Berlin. Cat mom. Nazis can get tae fuck.

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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 2h
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kick Yeet GTFO Off Cliff
Alt: little fella booting another little fella off a cliff
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy little accidents
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Saskiarghhhhh Daniel @saskiadanielceramics.com · 03/10/2026
Jeez, some men are tragic.
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Women given free shorts at Oktoberfest to prevent upskirting
The step at the Munich festival comes after thousands of voyeuristic videos emerged on social media.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For 9 years this cat has attempted to get me to feed him at 4 am every day and for 9 years he has not succeeded one time and his only takeaway has been well it's certainly not happening if I don't try again, and I'm starting to find him quite inspirational
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BOX.
Bertie the British shorthair golden tabby tom cat in his natural habitat - a box.
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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's finally October
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Magic Trick Behind the Scenes with Dog
ALT: Magic Trick Behind the Scenes with Dog
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No civilised country has the death penalty.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bed time.
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Ingo Stützle @istuetzle.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Es ist buchstäblich „flood the zone“-Strategie. Zu Elif Eralp wird stündlich berichtet und alles mit besorgtem Grundton verstärkt. Was Siegmund und seine AfD so in Sachsen-Anhalt treiben, interessiert kaum wen, quasi politische Dunstabzug-Strategie.
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Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's Wednesday, my dudes. Also A.T.D.S.S.T.S. in your face
a detail from a 16c pamphlet titlepage showing a putto in a raised arms pose. Under the woodcut is a text passage that starts with A.T.D.S.S.T.S.
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Heike @heikemensch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck off
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Roland Geisheimer @rolandgeisheimer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Das war Hans Litten auch. Ihm zu Ehren wurde in Berlin die Neue Friedrichstraße in Littenstr. umbenannt. An ihr liegen der Sitz der Bundesrechtsanwaltskammer (im Hans-Litten-Haus) sowie eine Dienststelle des Landgerichts Berlin. Im Landgericht steht eine Büste des Rote-Hilfe-Anwalts.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we pet them though?
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They should name it in honour of the lad who booted that flame-engulfed terrorist. The slogan could be his famous catchphrase, "This is Glasgow; we'll set aboot ye!"
news.stv.tv
Glasgow Airport operator rules out name change following council proposals
The topic was brought up by councillors at a full meeting of Renfrewshire Council.
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Everyone thought my pervert glasses were rapey, so I made an equally perverted ~animal necklace~ that secretly films women, so people can still be rapey, but even more covertly! I could do anything with my life and I do THIS!"
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kids, now it is time to take drugs
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Norbert Maria Schüssler @nmschuessler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Großspurig „nur Straftäter“ versprechen und dann heimlich unbescholtene Menschen an die Taliban ausliefern. Dobrindts Abschiebeliste zeigt die totale Verrohung der CSU-Politik. Hauptsache die Zahlen stimmen für den rechten Stammtisch – Rechtsstaat adieu! www.fr.de/politik/afgh...
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„55 Prozent keine Straftäter“: Dobrindt lässt dennoch Afghanen abschieben – mithilfe der Taliban
Dobrindt arbeitet mit den Taliban zusammen – und schiebt gleichzeitig nach Afghanistan ab. Viele haben sich nichts zuschulden kommen lassen.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️
Three screenshots of our facebook post about Jaffa Cake the unlucky mogJaffa in his cone of shame
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Ricarda Lang @ricardalang.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Die Neuauflage des Tankrabatts kostet 2,5 Milliarden. Das ist mehr als alle Einsparungen bei Familien - weniger Elterngeld, Unterhaltsvorschuss und Kindersofortzuschlag - zusammen. Die Kürzungen bei Familien sind kein Sachzwang. Sie sind eine politische Entscheidung.
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 26/09/2026
And this is now (rightly) making international news. Well done, CDU.
Heidenau, a town in Saxony, east Germany, voted to stop laying down memorial Stolpersteine-brass paving stones that commemorate victims of the Holocaust. Since 1992 such
"stumbling stones" have been installed outside the houses of known victims across Europe. The motion was introduced by the Christian Democratic Union and the far-right Alternative for Germany party, whose co-founder once referred to Germany's Nazi past as "bird poop".
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOOK AT OUR CAT!
Bertie the British shorthair golden tabby tom cat sitting out on the catio on a warm very late-summer  evening surrounded by plants and illuminated my strings of lights.
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Bijan Moini @bijanmoini.de · 23/09/2026
Das ist ja mein insgeheimes Horrorszenario, dass eine autoritäre Regierung das Bundesverfassungsgericht durch rigorose Etatkürzungen arbeitsunfähig macht.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some of you may remember the sweet new years eve kitty who just came into our house & wouldn't leave. Our wonderful friend & neighbor adopted him and unfortunately he's been having very serious & expensive health issues. Please consider donating to help them both:
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Donate to Help Auld Lang Syne Get the Vet Care He Needs, organized by Haylin Belay
Hey y'all! This fundraiser is for my sweet kitten, Auld Lang Syne, who has … Haylin Belay needs your support for Help Auld Lang Syne Get the Vet Care He Needs
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Steffi Lemke @steffi-lemke.de · 23/09/2026
BSW und Afd bereiten in Sachsen-Anhalt eine Landesregierung vor. Wollte ich bloß mitteilen, falls das neben der Berlindebatte noch jemanden interessiert.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My feets standing over a pink street sticker with daisies on it and, in green text, it says FCK AFD because fuck them. Honestly.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wednesday.
A lady being removed from a formal event over the shoulder of a good Samaritan with a bucket hanging over her head to catch any sick because drink.
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Deacon Blues - ceterum censeo afd esse delendam @realdeaconblues.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Tale of two Bundesländer
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
convicular
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
See what you've all done by holding Ed Sheeran accountable for his actions? This is worse than if his entire family was blown the fuck up while they slept! THIS IS WORSE! I hope you're all happy now.
"Devastated Ed Sheeran claims his own family ‘abandoned’ him amid Gaza row" says the Evening Standard
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've been holding band auditions this afternoon. The keytar player doesn't have what you would call stage presence, but he does make it look effortless, so...
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026
Real baddies don’t use AI
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seeing people's careers end on a massive round stadium screen in my new jam.
Ed Sheeran reading a pre-written statement about maybe perhaps possibly being wrong not to instinctively oppose children being murdered on a big round stadium screen.The Coldplay shagger away-day couple on a big round stadium screen.
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Heike @heikemensch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Snuggles with Bertie on this #caturday morning
Bertie the tabby British Shorthair is stretching his front legs, his eyes are closed and he is very relaxed.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That plant up there has seen better days, innit.
Bertie the British shorthair golden tabby tom cat up on a cat shelf above me, looking down on me because I'm lower on the pecking order.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Final push please (soz)! Me and my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) have matched the other donations so far 4 to 1 between us, but the wee lad needs a last wee push towards health. I know it's just one of my pals' cats, but if you can help, please do. If you can't, a RT would be great!x
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Busy day in the office today, but my coworker is pitching in. A bit. Kind of.
Bertie the cat's foot and tail hanging out of his office cat bed.
Yes, he has a bed in every room in case he needs and emergency nap.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omg new cat just dropped www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Sanktionsfrei @sanktionsfrei.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
POV: Du bist die drittgrößte Volkswirtschaft der Welt, aber der Wohlstand tropft nur nach oben.
Deutschland bleibt drittgrößte Volkswirtschaft 

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Fast jeder dritte Tafel-Kunde ist ein Kind

Zahl wohnungsloser Jugendlicher steigt auf Höchstwert

Mehr Rentner als je zuvor mit Sozialhilfe - vor allem Frauen


Sozialamt zieht Flaschenpfand von Sozialhilfe ab
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi gang. Regular readers might remember Balou. He had a totally shite start in life, but now has a *very* loving furever home. He needs a wee bit of medical help so of course I said I'd share the link on here for his human. If you can spare any money whatsoever, it'll be very gratefully received.x
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Unterstützung für Balou: Mein kleiner Kämpfer braucht dich!, organized by Alexandra Cosmovici
Hallo ihr lieben Engel , ich bin Alexandra, und das… Alexandra Cosmovici braucht deine Unterstützung für Unterstützung für Balou: Mein kleiner Kämpfer braucht dich!
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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If we aren’t doing this everywhere, what are we even doing? Annual Toronto dog swim before they close down the outdoor pools for the season:
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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm not reading his statement but I assume he mentioned this...
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Ed Sheeran on Why He Performed at Robert Kraft's Surprise Wedding: 'He's Super Sweet'
Ed Sheeran shares how he ended up performing at Robert Kraft's surprise wedding
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Has the bold Ed Sheeran said anything about his tour now being Mackleless?
Tweet from Eric Curtain from 2017: my mom asked me for a pic of ed sheeran and i tried to be funny and i edited it i didnt know she was gonna frame it a week later
Along with a picture of a framed picture of an even more weird looking Ed Sheeran.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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