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Paul Giamuad'dib

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw a good article about we'ed stuff and the author had the same name as my high school lab partner and I looked into it and it was my high school lab partner #hellyrah
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You're being chalant as fuck rn bro
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
While vanilla coke zero sugar is seasonally available here I do extra damage performing physical and electric attacks
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Star track and we'ed
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Might fuck around later and worship evil's might + take no heed of any lights
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
DLSS5 enabled dick pics
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026
One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR.
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Having a joint and watching the lunar eclipse
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Brazzers releases list of must watch pornos ahead of avengers parody
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I can only recharge my MP meter when I am in near proximity to a lardge behind
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This plant matter that I burned and inhaled the vapors from appears to be having an inebriating effect on me
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dobbys are an invasive species. You may not like stepping on them or running them over or putting them in the dryer with bricks or pinning them against the wall with a forklift but it is the right thing to do.
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Butt's
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Trying to buy a cantareel to turn my guitar into a hurdy gurdy but apparently you can only order it direct from Japan??
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
MCU nanotech armor but for condoms
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pepper's Ghost Dick Pic
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Miller Low Life
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
john cage 4'33 chopped and screwed remix
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Parker, how did you get these Spider-man nip slip pics again?
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Me when the female orgaasm
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The girlies love 2 discuss their Sopranos ending theories
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The AI companies should just turn everything off for like a year just to show us how much we actually want their bullshit. That would teach us a lesson for sure.
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Memoria @memoriamatters.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i wish you all to smoke a fat bluff on this weed day
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
They should make an alcohol interlock device for texting people with lardge behinds
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I do not care about the clavclear guy or whatever. I do not wish to hear about his antics any further. #unsubscribe
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
my body is a machine that turns weed into smoked weed
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The goblin keeping me safe on my 2 am bathroom visit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

ANTI-BEDTIME LEFTIST WEBSITE
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I hate it when a former paramour involves me in a deadly game of cat and mouse
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Grateful Unalived
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It’s really funny to imagine a billionaire capable of introspection. It’s like if a horse could skateboard except also when the horse starts skateboarding it realizes what an empty shell of a person it is and shoots itself in the head.
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Guassian splat nudes
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
These boys are some funny
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K-PAX Frenzy!!
YouTube video by Go Off Kings
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I hate it when I get shot 0.9502 seconds ago
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I wish someone would build me a bower by an cool and crystal fountain ...
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Bad news gang, cat has figured out she can drag her playing twine to wherever I am and scream until I wave it around for her
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Paul Giamuad'dib @heavyjob.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Mavis Beacon of the Dead
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